BABE!:

letter from a Blackberry to the crazed owner:

Dear Owner,
I’m so lucky I’m your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as u could be.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
U can never forget me in a taxi & u won’t let me go unlike my old friends nokia, sony and samsung that u would proudly just hand over.
When u eat, I’m beside u. When u r on the toilet, I’m with u. When u  my head is by your pillow.
When I scream u rush and pick me  like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime. You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin. And if I make u feel like a cowboy u strap me to your waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my friends nokia, sony and sammy to a curve,bold & torch. You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home. You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make u laugh that ppl think u are mad. I watch your wife/hubby or ‎​your bf/gf who envies our time together.
But dearie…
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do love me but I’m just a blackberry, nothing more!.
Kind Pings,
Your Blackberry…

LMAO, EPIC!

iyatrustee:

i have one a bb torch for that but the truth is i dont even subscribe everytime cos i have internet access at home and at work. I have seen some other fones that are more expensive than the Blackberry. most of the babes that carry the BB about dnt even use it for anything order than facebook

jegunyomi:

poster, were u the one that wrote that piece? for a moment i wish i had your skills. u are a great writer. i will watch out for your book

@Shadrack 77, this is PLAGIARISM, the original article was written by 234NEXT Columnist Bayo Olupohunda in his LAGOS RANT article, You removed his byline,

This is the link to the original article http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/Metro/5685025-183/story.csp

Adrenaline:

^^ Has it occurred to you that the poster and the said columnist may be one and the same person

what is a blackberry

Pweety4me:

^4 your mind u don achieve something, dat girl na JJC with her 'ehnn' ,'ahh' shiorrr

Blu Malam:

Recent conversation with a BB Babe
(I'm just gonna cut to the chase)

She: What's your Pin
Me: what pin?

She: BB
Me: Oh, I'm an apple person
She:Pardeeen?
Me: iPhone *pulls out an iPhone 4*

She: Okay, lemme see
Me: *hands it over to her* Just press the bottom button
She: I did and it "offed" again
Me: *leans towards her, presses the home button and moves the slider to unlock*
She: Oh,
Me: Yeah

She: *sees the already open CNN app* This one is a mini plasma o!
Me: hmm *victory smile*
She: It's nice, *unconsciously pockets her bb, concentrates on checking out the apps*

Me: Are u on twitter
She: emm, I have it on my phone but I've not registered
Me: Do that, and tweet me @MatanX
She: Matanx at what
Me: umm?
She: your email address, u said Matanx @ what dot com
Me: Nooo, just register then text me your user name, I will search and follow you
      I mean add you
She: okay,  What's your number
       * *
   
iPhone 4 = BB Killer

Blu Malam:

Trust me, I get wetin I dey find, and she's no JJC @ that, gerrit?    

                                            ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

naijasing:

is nice to own a bb. bb ping  is fun

Dr_Smile:

Guy u just told my stories,  This BB thing is really embarrasing me, i have so many inbox asking for my PIN,  my friends all use it,  I believe my iPhone is better[b] but this BB Pin is making me feel inferior.[/b]

omo9ja1:

NL una wan make  laugh kill me

on a serious note BB is cr*p compare to Iphone 4 or my Nokia N8