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13 Reasons Why You Should Date/marry An Engineer by Delta007(m): 2:50am On Mar 26, 2011
- Engineers do it with precision.
- Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it.
- Electrical engineers do it on an impulse.
- Electrical engineers do it with large capacities.
- Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
- Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
- Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain.
- Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
- Chemical Engineers do it in fluidized beds.
- City planners do it with their eyes closed.
- Petroleum engineers do it with lubrication.
- Reservoir engineers do it thorougly and with lot of simulation.
- Drilling engineers do it with smooth penetration aided by lubrication, frequent short wiper tripps, and at the end slug is pumped before they pull out.

Old jokes; got them from a forwarded email eons ago.

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Re: 13 Reasons Why You Should Date/marry An Engineer by yinkalink(f): 10:33am On Mar 26, 2011
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Re: 13 Reasons Why You Should Date/marry An Engineer by chima2011: 11:54am On Mar 26, 2011
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