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My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by femmyapson(m): 8:52pm On Dec 19, 2020
This monitor lizard has been causing commotion walking about the compound. It has been spotted two different times and we have been waiting patiently for a day like this when it will be shattered into pieces wink.

It happened that it stepped out today during the heat of the day, walking about the compound as usual.But no one was aware of its presence until Cherry started barking from its cage furiously. So my brother rushed out to check what is making her bark so ferociously and surprisingly he spotted this trespasser crawling on its chest slowly. grin

To make the rage in cherry cool down easily, she was let loosed to face the bros trespassing her territory undecided.
The monitoring lizard took shield under a car parked in the compound upon spotting a furious loose dog then cherry chased her to the balcony in front of the house. She pinned it with its claws and did the needful with her teeth till the reptile almost gave up cry. Then a plank was hit on the head of the reptile to mu ise ya sad(quick and painless death)

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by femmyapson(m): 8:53pm On Dec 19, 2020
Meet Cherry wink

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by femmyapson(m): 8:54pm On Dec 19, 2020
How It Ended.
lalasticlala,tjskii food is ready grin grin

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Dec 19, 2020
femmyapson:
Meet Cherry wink

See the face of the remorseless killer grin


Tell am make eim egungun be careful oo...snake is a different ball game.

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by ThreeEyedRaven: 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2020
femmyapson:
Meet Cherry wink
Your dog run use the poor slow small animal shine and e dey sweet you abi. Make your dog jam crocodile make we see na cheesy

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Officialgarri: 9:01pm On Dec 19, 2020
I've missed Buhari. Let me use this medium to wish him a belated birthday

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Generalkaycee(m): 9:03pm On Dec 19, 2020
Una dey try o...I can't eat dis.

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by femmyapson(m): 9:03pm On Dec 19, 2020
decatalyst:


See the face of the remorseless killer grin


Tell am make eim egungun be careful oo...snake is a different ball game.
Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. grin. She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her grin

So forget the snake issue. She is capable grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Madibah(m): 9:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
Me -- Lala how fa na
Lala --- I dey boss
Me --- this monitor lizard big o
Lala --

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by femmyapson(m): 9:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
ThreeEyedRaven:

Your dog run use the poor slow small animal shine and e dey sweet you abi. Make your dog jam crocodile make we see na cheesy
You wey be human, u fit wait if you see crocodile?

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by ThreeEyedRaven: 9:06pm On Dec 19, 2020
femmyapson:

You wey be human, u fit wait if you see crocodile?
Give me a sharp speer or Lance or sharp cutlass then bring the crocodile. I don't need a gun

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by debbydams(f): 9:27pm On Dec 19, 2020
kiss

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by longetivity(m): 9:38pm On Dec 19, 2020
You Dog is a murderer hoodlum bandit Boko Haram

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by eddyline(m): 9:45pm On Dec 19, 2020
congratulations bro, your dog just hañded you free palliative. enjoy

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Shellsploit: 9:46pm On Dec 19, 2020
shocked

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Raysleek: 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2020
God is good... see paliative

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by iamyemiakins(m): 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2020
No animal wey una no fit chop for this country

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by illicit(m): 1:37am On Dec 20, 2020
Give cherry chop o or e go....

See as e strong face

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by chichima5764: 6:31am On Dec 20, 2020
:Meet Cherry See the face of the remorseless killer Tell am make eim egungun be careful oo...snake is a different ball game.
Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2020
Dog of Life, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by kenzysmith: 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2020
Dogs wey dey carry rabies kill lizard and u self they shop am with confidence doctors be like when u shop finish we dey wait for u.

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by potbelly(m): 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2020
baba don already throw am for pot... grin grin

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by DontTradeUrSoul: 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2020
envoymedia:
A Nigerian lady, Temitope Bukola has stated why many ladies prefer to date 'Bad Boys' rather than the 'Good Boys', IgbereTV reports.

Taking to her Twitter handle, she wrote:


https://twitter.com/_Temitopebukola/status/1340192639270998016?s=19
Truth is too Bitter! Once again, you gather here to deceive yourselves while Your wives and daughters are fearfully observing what is speedingly approaching and hoping you would for Once Rise to be the Head not just by mouthing. Ever dudging their Manly responsibility to Protect their females, Children and future Generation, most Southern Nigerian Christian men are useless species of human beings, cheer waste of God's space on Earth! They have refused to free themselves from Mental Slavery imposed on them by Idolatrous Roman Empire and demonic Council of Nicea that turned Religion and Education to tool of metal manipulation and perpetual Slavery! Free yourselves from Roman mental slavery of being useless Manliness before Muslims come and kill all of you and rape your wives and Children. Man up fuuuuls!
JESUS/YAHWEH that Created us all is a SPIRIT, Satan is a Spirit too. Blood-thirsty Satan's Jihadists have fully given themselves to the blood-sucking Demon, Children of the YAHWEH the Real Owner of the World are making it look like the Great CREATOR is powerless by senselessly refusing to rise up and allow HIM to permanently Destroy their enemies through them. Non of them shall physically fight for you until you rise up and allow them fight through you!
Israel would have long been wiped off from the surface of the Earth if they didn't rise up with fiercer strategies and more wicked weapons to destroy their enemies. The Bible was 87 Books, Satanic Roman Empire reduced it to 66 (666) Books of Control yet you remain stupid, senseless tribalized Christian Igbos and Christian Yorubas, all of you shall soon know that Roman Empire are not followers of JESUS YAHSHUA HaMashiach! JESUS has died for you, why should you cowardly allow yourself to be slaughtered like chickens?! If you kill those planning your death, you shall Surely make Heaven. The Book of Revelation says Cowards have a special hottest place in Hell.

Historically as seen in the Bible those that defended their Women, Children and Future Generation, Great Brave Courageous David, Joshua, Christian Soldiers in Nigeria, USA and all around the World shall surely be in Heaven, but Cowards like many of you still justifying foolishness shall be roasted to ashes in HellFire! They removed all the self-defense Truth of Scripture but mistakenly left Luke 22:36 where JESUS said "If you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" Yet you folks refused to get sense because you love mental slavery and hate to be Real Men! Why do you Southernern men so much hate to be Sensible and Responsible Men?!

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by obicoolnino: 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2020
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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Nobody: 4:44pm On Dec 20, 2020
Meow meow.

Kudos to the dog.



Dogs are generally security beings.




Please give the dog a treat for a job well done.

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by chukwuibuipob: 4:45pm On Dec 20, 2020
sad
Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:45pm On Dec 20, 2020
Cherry the killer

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Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by harmony75: 4:45pm On Dec 20, 2020
femmyapson:

Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. grin. She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her grin

So forget the snake issue. She is capable grin grin grin grin
Woaw I like her �� she's tough ���

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