You should have killed it at the place of purchase–that's what I do because I can't hold a life chicken o

chai the way we kill eee. humans feel they are more important than other animals and we have a right to live while they don't. that's why I say good and evil is subjective.

Which kainn qwestion be dis now.....use hammer

our lice don done, umu nnam kai geli lice

Put it in a blender. Have a Chicken smoothie for Christmas breakfast.

Step on d leg with one leg...u get weight pass am so it can't move...hold d neck then cut d throat

It's not an animal.
It's a bird.
Buy ram or goat as animal for Xmas celebration.
Truly, you just starting.
Congrats tho

Christonjnr:
G

Boy.

How can I stress myself in killing this thing when I can pay #300/naira and they will kill it and dissect it for me...


Una get strength... Anyway nice chicken....police day talk of show off... Dem never talk finish u don day do ur own...is OK...don't say I did not warn u...that chicken will miss

Happy Xmas in advance. But why not wait until 25th of December?

See front page post

sing praises to the Lord for the opportunity to celebrate His birthday, take it to the gutter side, lay the chicken down and put knife for the neck, cut am




2nd option
put it on your plate and eat it like that


3rd option
put it on hot water without killing it, whichever way kill it


but pls pick option 1 cause of animal activist

NegroAcheiver:
Your own better, see my own tolotolo. I don resign to eating crayfish on Christmas day.

This one na Satan in disguise

post=97391142:
Thou shall not kill

The ones you "GRILL" you manufacture them abi
Be typing trash all over nairaland!!! We are tired of your arrant nonsense!! oga no be by force to type just shut up!! Before you attack me Know that I have my keyboard and data!!
Thank you

Lol...bunch of clowns on nairaland. no reasonable comments at all

chingle5:
Nairaland please help me ..... I need someone to help me from start to finish how I can kill this Animal diz is my first time and It look intimidating and big , I am sitting beside it holding a knife but I don't know where and where to start I don't want to receive slap from this Animal cos I think I can sense the bad energy from it... Abeg

Just tie grenade around the hen neck and pull the trigger.

The laps is on me

Lol. OP, read this: Yuletide: Stop Flaunting Your Wealth On Social Media – IGP Warns Nigerians

Knack am for ground

OK, we don see your chicken. Next!

Sammy07:

Hold it on the head.
Hold it tight and use your knife to do the needful.
Continue slicing the neck till it cut, don't let the blood stain you.

GBAM!

Loose the rope, take it outside, throw it up, then go to you house take a bath and rest for 1 hour.
Then go back outside, you will find the chicken dead.

Use plank plank am

Leave the machine beside it on and go to bed thank me later

post=97391142:
Thou shall not kill



No, we show them love till the very end!
That Cameroon pepper dry spice tins up die....
Oh la la...

Yeh yeh yeh yeh
Love till the very end abi? So they kill themselves? And then you grill them? Olodo dead meat man!

MODIFIED any mod thinking of banniyme be rest assured I'm coming back!!!

Make it look like suicide....

Sammy07:


Hold it on the head.

Hold it tight and use your knife to do the needful.

Continue slicing the neck till it cut, don't let the blood stain you.

Why?

Brainiac12:

The ones you "GRILL" you manufacture them abi
Be typing trash all over nairaland!!! We are tired of your arrant nonsense!! oga no be by force to type just shut up!! Before you attack me Know that I have my keyboard and data!!

Who collect ur biscuit? And u dey fight u.

U come here com dey Para for every members.
Kool down to read d rubbish u typed again? Beta no commot clothes enter road, Xmas don.come.o.
Even d people u dey quote beta pas ur family

hstar:

Why?

Nothing really, but the chicken will be shaking it head, thereby making the blood to spray all over your body.

1Stomp it on the head
2hit it with a big stone; and lastly
3run it over with a car *(preferably with a truck)*

Thank me later....

Eriggs:

Who collect ur biscuit? And u dey fight u.

U come here com dey Para for every members.
Kool down to read d rubbish u typed again? Beta no commot clothes enter road, Xmas don.come.o.
Even d people u dey quote beta pas ur family

Oga drop aza make I surprise you ode
No be everybody be mate
Tell that dead suya guy too make I shake e leg