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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:


Of course... it's not even hygienic
haaaa!
what is unhygienic about oral
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2020
baralatie:

haaaa!
what is unhygienic about oral

Transfering the normal flora in someone's private part to yhur mouth is hygienic ABI? ....

Worse if the person has infection..Opari..
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nobody: 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:


So because there should be no holding back.....I should climb ceiling to have sex ABI?
Lol.. if that's what it takes to break u off grin
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:41pm On Dec 27, 2020
dairykidd:

Lol.. if that's what it takes to break u off grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nazgul: 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:

Caressing and touching is part of pre-intimacy...it help to put yhu in the mood....but yhu see 0ral sex there's nothing sexy or romantic about it .... it's weird and unnecessary....my opinion though...

I'm not saying a man should not change style but don't marry a lady and expert her to be a porn star... to satisfy yhu...
My dear it's not about being a porn star...it's about expressing your sexual desires with your partner.

Besides your husband wouldn't force you to do anything he knows you aren't comfortable with.

Only a silly boyfriend would do that.

As for the óral, I agree with you not everyone feels comfortable with it. It depends on your partner tho.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:46pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:


Transfering the normal flora in someone's private part to yhur mouth is hygienic ABI? ....

Worse if the person has infection..Opari..
if the parties have infections which style dey choose.they are both fixed up for medical bills.
like I said different folks different strokes.

if someone is unhygienic naturally the thought of having sex dies naturally.for example a guy is asking questions why a lady will refuse to give him. kiss(imagine he has a very odourful mouth,the girl will not feel obliged to matter the advert)


people see sex differently.some see it as a mechanical act,some attach romantic gestures,some are haunted by negative experience,some are guided by religion and so on and so forth
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by PolymathAdeoye(m): 11:53pm On Dec 27, 2020
wink wink wink
MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by MeekySmudger(m): 11:55pm On Dec 27, 2020
Lawly:



I don die grin grin grin
..Abeg no die ooo....wait and try the style..first grin grin.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by MeekySmudger(m): 11:55pm On Dec 27, 2020
suzzyboss:

Lol sniper style
...U get am sir grin
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:58pm On Dec 27, 2020
baralatie:

if the parties have infections which style dey choose.they are both fixed up for medical bills.
like I said different folks different strokes.

if someone is unhygienic naturally the thought of having sex dies naturally.for example a guy is asking questions why a lady will refuse to give him. kiss(imagine he has a very odourful mouth,the girl will not feel obliged to matter the advert)


people see sex differently.some see it as a mechanical act,some attach romantic gestures,some are haunted by negative experience,some are guided by religion and so on and so forth

Yhure still not getting my point sir.... they're some organism that are in yhur private part ...they are not harmful (in the right amount).. beneficial to yhur pp. .....when someone transfers those organism to his/her mouth by giving head....those same organism with now be pathogenic in the mouth ... because they've moved from their comfortable environment....

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 12:05am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:


Yhure still not getting my point sir.... they're some organism that are in yhur private part ...they are not harmful (in the right amount).. beneficial to yhur pp. .....when someone transfers those organism to his/her mouth by giving head....those same organism with now be pathogenic in the mouth ... because they've moved from their comfortable environment....

trust me if there is in any woman that scenarios in which she develops organism in her private parts,she needs medical attention and not even penetrative intercourse is adviced

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 12:15am On Dec 28, 2020
baralatie:

trust me if there is in any woman that scenarios in which she develops organism in her private parts,she needs medical attention and not even penetrative intercourse is adviced

Yhu still don't understand...cheers sir..
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by hollah123: 12:57am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:


Caressing and touching is part of pre-intimacy...it help to put yhu in the mood....but yhu see 0ral sex there's nothing sexy or romantic about it .... it's weird and unnecessary....my opinion though...

I'm not saying a man should not change style but don't marry a lady and expert her to be a porn star... to satisfy yhu...
God bless u,d way porn is messing with some people's sex life is nothing to write home about...just imagine someone talking about licking the partners anus...no time porn will programme their mind to coprophilia

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by jagorinho: 1:22am On Dec 28, 2020
MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage
......spider man style
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Gilbertkwabena(m): 3:43am On Dec 28, 2020
Nazgul:
Doggy style is the way dogs have sex...humans saw it and decided to experiment it and saw it was fun.

Missionary style is the only style approved by the early church. They believed that God created sex for procreation and not for fun. So any other style outside missionary including oral is a sin.

Sadly some penticostal churches in Nigeria strictly follow this doctrine today thereby indirectly encouraging cheating in marriages cos the hornier party will always go out to satisfy his/her sexual desires.


The natural sex is woman on top of man(ask ur grandmother...) this was original sex position with the ancient people. this original sex style is also proven by scientist to be one of the best position for man as it helps them last longer than when the man is on top of the woman.

The whites are those who does the man on woman sex and when they took this outside their land to our place nd other places... it was named Missionary sex...

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Oldoinyolengai(m): 3:57am On Dec 28, 2020
Queenslander:
could you please take down that picture? embarassed yuck! undecided
What's wrong with it?
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by zexy2030(m): 4:58am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:


Transfering the normal flora in someone's private part to yhur mouth is hygienic ABI? ....

Worse if the person has infection..Opari..
You are right, but this only applicable in d old fashioned marriages but right now, all new couples needs oral.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Karleb(m): 5:17am On Dec 28, 2020
So many gibberish on this thread. undecided
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Vulcanheph(m): 5:39am On Dec 28, 2020
Has anyone tried "LIZARD STYLE" ... it's da bomb gringringrin
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by femi4: 6:02am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:


Missionary is really romantic...every sane person should be satisfied with it ...
So I thought too until I was shown other memorable ways like cowgirl, 99 etc

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Queenslander(f): 7:31am On Dec 28, 2020
Oldoinyolengai:
What's wrong with it?
None, nevermind!
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nobody: 7:47am On Dec 28, 2020
Queenslander:
None, nevermind!
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nackzy: 8:33am On Dec 28, 2020
Lol
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by ITbomb(m): 8:34am On Dec 28, 2020
ENDSARS style

You stand against the wall raising your hands as if you are holding a placard, while your partner ram you from behind.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 8:47am On Dec 28, 2020
hollah123:
God bless u,d way porn is messing with some people's sex life is nothing to write home about...just imagine someone talking about licking the partners anus...no time porn will programme their mind to coprophilia

It's really annoying....yhu won't to actualise all yhur sexual fantasies...in the name of change style....
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 8:51am On Dec 28, 2020
femi4:
So I thought too until I was shown other memorable ways like cowgirl, 99 etc
99 is nothing to write home about..
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Liposure: 9:46am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:

99 is nothing to write home about..
99 or 69?
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by femi4: 10:09am On Dec 28, 2020
Jodha:

99 is nothing to write home about..
It's for pregg lady now. I never said 69
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Silentgroper(m): 10:16am On Dec 28, 2020
MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage
Make d babe come b d eniola badmus kind grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Silentgroper(m): 10:25am On Dec 28, 2020
Gilbertkwabena:



The natural sex is woman on top of man(ask ur grandmother...) this was original sex position with the ancient people. this original sex style is also proven by scientist to be one of the best position for man as it helps them last longer than when the man is on top of the woman.

The whites are those who does the man on woman sex and when they took this outside their land to our place nd other places... it was named Missionary sex...
So u mean cow girl was d norm b4 missionary..

girls prefer missionary cause all they gotta do is just lie on their back but cow girl has dem moving their waist which most girl are lazy to do.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Silentgroper(m): 10:31am On Dec 28, 2020
Vulcanheph:
Has anyone tried "LIZARD STYLE" ... it's da bomb gringringrin
Pictorial illustration please
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Silentgroper(m): 10:35am On Dec 28, 2020
femi4:
So I thought too until I was shown other memorable ways like cowgirl, 99 etc
I think that 99 is also called standing doggy... Damn! Yummy thing.

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