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A Kiss Per Yard! by dani1luv: 8:56pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by ElementG(m): 5:51pm On Apr 03, 2011 |
holy moses!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by Nobody: 7:42am On Apr 04, 2011 |
Lol The clerk ought to be Daniel |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by spikelord(m): 10:09am On Apr 05, 2011 |
lol, I guess she's going to get that for free! |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by HamidO1(m): 12:46pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
OMG!! Nice one |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by flexystar(f): 1:10pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
CANT GET OUT. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 P.M.9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the hous, e, They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic.He wasn't supposed to sleep there. He was supposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed the, m all for making him sleep in that house If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example 1: A man named Stewart Read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead. Example 2: A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' yoSee i was told to reply or comment least i die lol |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by candyflos(f): 2:28pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
well ,dnt knw what to say to this,am out. |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by lysaa(f): 9:45pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
dani1luv:This is a clear evidence that dani does not read thru jokes so how then can he do his work effectively? |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by EfemenaXY: 9:46pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
reposted recycled joke jor seen it b/4 oga dani - how far now? |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by kpokpoti(m): 1:43am On Apr 18, 2011 |
na ur balls go miss mumu |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by lysaa(f): 4:08pm On Apr 20, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:My point precisely. .shows incompetency. Who's down with a coup d'etat? email me- idontireforyeye@coup.tat. |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by angelz(f): 4:22pm On Apr 20, 2011 |
@ dani. nice joke |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by GoodMuyis(m): 9:20pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
dani1luv:Terms and Condition Does not warrant others paying your Bill for you (or guarantor ) |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by dani1luv: 8:44am On Apr 23, 2011 |
lysaa:[color=#000099]Lol. . .You nor dey well b4 na [/color Efemena_xy: |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by yinkalink(f): 7:02pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
lol |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by rokey23: 7:12pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL |
Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by Sophizzy(f): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
rokey23: I'm telling you. Hope granpa brushed his teeth, or whatever's left of them. |
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