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A Hilarious Trend by BlenzTalk: 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2021
I feel used
On my way to the barbers shop earlier this afternoon to cut my hair, I decided to branch at one of the shop in my hood to get a chewing gum( I needed something to keep my mouth busy).
While I was waiting for the salesperson to hand me my change, a guy walked in( the guy face be like person wey neva chop since d beginning of dis month).
He greeted and stretched his hand for a shake.
I collected my change and was leaving the guy followed me and begged me for a #100.
Say em wan enter bike go acess bank go withdraw em last card, say em neva chop since yesterday evening...
Base on say I know how far that place is, I gave him the #100.
Few steps away from the shop, because of the hot sun, I say ma go back house go carry my face cap.
, I saw this guy buying cigarette with my money. Our eye jam and he said “senior man, abeg no reason am o, I just say ma feel alright ”.
Money wey I for use chop beans nd plantain.
I feel used
On my way to the barbers shop earlier this afternoon to cut my hair, I decided to branch at one of the shop in my hood to get a chewing gum( I needed something to keep my mouth busy).
While I was waiting for the salesperson to hand me my change, a guy walked in( the guy face be like person wey neva chop since d beginning of dis month).
He greeted and stretched his hand for a shake.
I collected my change and was leaving the guy followed me and begged me for a #100.
Say em wan enter bike go acess bank go withdraw em last card, say em neva chop since yesterday evening...
Base on say I know how far that place is, I gave him the #100.
Few steps away from the shop, because of the hot sun, I say ma go back house go carry my face cap.
, I saw this guy buying cigarette with my money. Our eye jam and he said “senior man, abeg no reason am o, I just say ma feel alright ”.
Money wey I for use chop beans nd plantain.

I feel used
On my way to the barbers shop earlier this afternoon to cut my hair, I decided to branch at one of the shop in my hood to get a chewing gum( I needed something to keep my mouth busy).
While I was waiting for the salesperson to hand me my change, a guy walked in( the guy face be like person wey neva chop since d beginning of dis month).
He greeted and stretched his hand for a shake.
I collected my change and was leaving the guy followed me and begged me for a #100.
Say em wan enter bike go acess bank go withdraw em last card, say em neva chop since yesterday evening...
Base on say I know how far that place is, I gave him the #100.
Few steps away from the shop, because of the hot sun, I say ma go back house go carry my face cap.
, I saw this guy buying cigarette with my money. Our eye jam and he said “senior man, abeg no reason am o, I just say ma feel alright ”.
Money wey I for use chop beans nd plantain.

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