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Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by omo9ja1(m): 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
una no go make laugh kill person church business? |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by apoti(m): 1:33pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
1. Politics (e.g. Bankole - N10 billion+) 2. Church (e.g. Oyedepo - 4 jets) 3. Telecoms (e.g MTN) 4. Government contractors (just collect money and run) 5. Yahoo plus (ohun ta ba wi fogbo logbo ngbo 6. Bank robbers 7. Kidnappers 8. oil bunkering 9. Traditional doctors (e.g Yem-kem, oko oloyun) 10. Real estate |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by vicenzo(m): 1:51pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
702:Hehehehe!! Abi? Ask nollywood. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by vicenzo(m): 1:53pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
702:Hehehehe!! Abi? Ask nollywood. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by 702: 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
playboy19: not withstanding, at least ur tenure go pass 4 years! |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by niviso: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Church business na number 1 Rent one shop space, or better get a canopy in your compound, get a charm on hypnotysm so that as they come they bring others, do saraka and feed them with the charm so that they eat and never leave again, fire them with disease and cure it, give them charm to get husbands, get contracts, any thing they ask for under the cover of prayer in jesus name and them frighten them with porverty if they fail to pay their tites. You go just be the man on every lip for Then any other job can follow like Politics oil bunker job Oil and gas bank(with all the uncertainty but possibility of removing ten naira from every depositor for at least (million depositors) and so on. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by omoalaro: 2:28pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
1. Politics 2. Church 3. Crime 4. Others |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by catso(m): 2:44pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Nigeria Politics is the only job that is the highest paying job. Imagine sm1 collect N100m as allowance quarterly, that's over N30m per month off tax. I don't think there are any legal job or business u can do in this country to earn N30m per month. That's why politicians will do everything possible to get there and stay put. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by bandely(m): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Politics Church Business Bank Owners Telecommunication Blood Money Oil and Gas Yahoo + Kidnapping Fake spare part dealing/auto dealing Armed Robbery! |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by pereze: 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
I am surprised that you guys still dont know the easiest way to hit cool cash, so sorry men! |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by oladayo042: 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Yahoo++, Yahoo Extra and Yahoo Finale. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by Roland17(m): 3:06pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
If church business, politics and 419 is not in your list, then the list belongs to another country. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
apoti: ROFLMAO. . .I never knew oko oloyun is making cool G's in this business of communicating with Awon iyami osoronga. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by monopolist: 3:39pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
STOP WASTING YA TIME. All na BANK, BANK THIS BANK THAT LOL ha, ha, haha, hahaha, hu, hu, huhuhu.lol |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by monopolist: 4:04pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
1. SOUL WINNING (Like David Oyedepo and Enoch Adeboye) 2. COMMERCIAL FARMING 3. 'TOLL BRIDGE BUSINESS' (Monopolists like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates) |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by sleekier(m): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
oladayo042:So,Yahoo+ îs no more enough! What a new innovation frm 9ja! |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by Meedu(m): 4:28pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
AM NOT SURE BUT I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I CONFIRMED THAT A CERTIFIED FLIGHT ENGINEER @ AERO CONTRACTORS IS PAID N900K PER MONTH. |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by kokoye(m): 4:30pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Church Business takes my vote. sad |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by wolebaba(m): 4:40pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
No one dey talk Baba Ijebu Lotto, that man dey make money like iiiiish!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by mechris: 5:18pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Is the pay at Aero small, or too much.What are u suprised at? |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by seedord247(m): 5:42pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Sleeping with Politician wife |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by karis: 5:59pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
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Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by FlyboyZee: 6:23pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Wetin una dey talk sef? Na how many politicians get Private Jet? No be that kind farm plane wey that man 4 House of Reps been buy o! (I no know weda dat 1 still dey fly wit him push & start). Dem de talk of Highest paying job in Naija, una dey go call armed roberry, How many armed robbers get private jet or hummer or even ordinary Land Rover (Not to talk of HSE)? The Highest paying jobs are: 1. Church Biz (Ask David, Enoch, Chris, Temitope, etc) 2. Speaker, House of Reps (Ask BankOLE [Thief]) 3. Police Work (Ask Tafa) 4. Minister (Ask Tony) 5. State Gov'nor (Ask Joshua, James, Gbenga, Adebayo, etc) 6. CBN Gov'nor (Ask Chukwuma) 7. Director of Pensions (Ask that Ex Director) 8. Yahoo Yahoo (Ask Ade) 9. Bank CEO (Ask Cecilia, Erastus, etc) 10. Commercial Pilot (Ask Jolade) |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by Wizardofoz: 7:24pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
This is my Top five: 1.) Banking: Minimum requirement: OND ( plus some unknown/unemployable overseas certificate) Average Hourly Pay: Depends on creativity, connectivity, and personal ingenuity. Yearly pay could be as high as N150 Billion (Cecelia Ibru) Best Career Move: Print your own money a la start your own bank Accomplished people in the field: Erastus Adegbola:OND, Intercontinental; Fola Adeola: HND, GTB; Cecilia Ibru: MSc, Oceanic; Jim Ovia: BSc, Zenith Professional advancement: Pretty fast, just start your own effing bank! Cons: Bad belle people like the CBN governor. Political climate remain very unstable and tribalistic. 2.) Politics: Minimum requirement: Toronto Certificate. None really. but for election, hmmm, maybe SSCE Average Hourly Pay: Depends. It is not un-heard of to make as 'low' as N100 Million per hour in this field. The opportunities are endless really Best Career Move: Run for the Presidency or Speakership of the NASS. Honestly, all political posts pay very good. Be brave, thats all Accomplished people in this field: Omisore: High school drop-out, Former deputy Governor of osun-State; Bola Tinubu: BSC/reformed drug baron turn Yoruba leader, Former Governor of Lagos; Evans Enwerem: High School drop-out/former convict, Former Senate president; Ghalli Na'aba: SSCE (in view), Former Speaker. Professional advancement: Pretty fast, as long as you do not offend your god-father. Cons: god-fathers. They can do and un-do. Sometimes, it s very difficult to know whats going on in their mind and some of them with untreated mental issues make irrational/unpredictable decisions 3) Human Rights Activists: Minimum requirement: None. Most are HS drop-outs. Others Doctors, Layers and Nobel Laureates. Average Hourly Pay: Depends on proximity to the ND Best Career Move: Start your own Militia/Kidnap VIPs Accomplished people in the field: Asari Dokubo: Alhaji, Mend; Jomo Gbomo/Henry Okah: WASSCE, Fake MEND; Dr. Fredrick Faseun: MBBS, OPC/OCP/And all possible combinations of O, P, and C; Wole Soyinka: B.A., Professional critic and behind the scene oil well owner/ contractor Professional advancement: Simply, No glass ceilings. Best advice, be brave and have good juju-men at your beck and call. Cons: Oil will soon run out. The future isnt bright for this profession. 4)Church Business: Minimum requirement: BSC in any of the Sciences. Average Hourly Pay: Depends on where you loacte your church HQ; Lagos Vs other states Best Career Move: Start your own church, perform unverifiable [/b]miracles, raise the dead, scare the shyyt outta your congregation, avoid paying taxes, and give yourself the G.O title. Dont forget to add "Daddy" before the G.O title Accomplished people in the field: Enoch Adejare Adeboye: Ph.D, Mathematics and RCCG; Oyakhilome: B.Arch, Christ Embassy; Oyedepo: Bsc, Faith Terbanacle; Kumuyi: BSc Mathematics & Deeper life; DK Olukoya ; PH.D Microbiology & MFM [b]Professional advancement: Depends on how educated you are. It is not surprising that, in a profession where eloquence and charisma is all you need, the most successful are also the most educated. The best business model by far in present day Nigeria. Peace of mind, no tax, as long as you have the patience to stay in school and study one of the rigorous science, preferably mathematics. And oh, before I forget, unlike other aspects of our public life, here, Nigerian degrees are actually preferred to the foreign ones. And most careers start on campus. Notable Exception: TB Joshua. Nuff said! Cons: None really. 5) Yahoo 2.0 Minimum requirement: Studentship, course of study is irrelevant. Average Hourly Pay: Cant be calculated. Incomes are most often exaggerated. Nevertheless, very very very lucrative. Best Career Move: Have a room on any university campus, federal universities preferably, and be willing to spend countless productive time in different cyber cafes. Accomplished people in the field: TOBECHUWKU ONWUHARA, GED & TOP ten FBI list; Ade Bendel, HS drop-out & Convict; Fred Ajidua, WASSCE & Convict; Mr. Olaniyi Makinde, BSC Econs UNAD & Extradicted; Professional advancement: Depends on luck, charm and EFCC. ROI is 100000% Cons: Bad belle friends and the EFCC. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by omoajiri(m): 7:25pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
1. Politricks 2. Church biz 3. Armed robbery 4. Military (especially if u get political conection) 5. Entertainment. 6. Yahoo+ 7. Oil bunkerring 8. Kidnapping 9. Footballer 10. Work as a government contractor |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by vislabraye(m): 7:29pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Nada, Football no dey pay for Naija O. Politics is still number 1 Bank should be 2, but it will take time to become madam IBRU |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by tlops(m): 7:48pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
to those who thinks church business is high paying, I think you have to explain. cos its not as easy as una dey see am |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by OYINBOGOJU(m): 8:54pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Politics Money Laundering Oil Laundering Yahoo Yahoo Kidnapping High way Robbers Pastors (Church Owner) Real Estate Telecom Industries Hired Assassins |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by noblegas2(m): 9:03pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Wizardofoz: This guy, I swear you no be human being, My stomach want burst for this analysis, |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by sulakishop(m): 10:46pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
the choice lies in ur heart. . .
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Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by shollyboy2: 12:34am On Jun 08, 2011 |
1,politic. 2,Kidnapping 3,Yahoo plus. i mean real plus. 4,money laundring 5,church bussines(starting your own church) 6,Oil bunkering 7,Hired Assassins 8,habalist 9,footballer playing in europe. 10,start something with your own brain |
Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:50am On Jun 08, 2011 |
TOP 10 highest Paying Jobs in Nigeria 1:Armed robbery 2:419 3:Drug Traffiking 4:Rituals 5:Abuja connection(Prostituition) 6:Human traffiking 7:Politics 8:kidnapping 9:Thuggery 10:Motor park tout |
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