"A Tale Of A Mother And Son Part 1/165 By Sha-qu'onda "Mosblessed Anglechile" W - Literature - Nairaland
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| "A Tale Of A Mother And Son Part 1/165 By Sha-qu'onda "Mosblessed Anglechile" W by MosBlessedAngle: 10:00pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
Hey it’s me Sha-qu'onda "MosBlessed AngleChile" Washington. I was just thinking about how cool of a mom I will be. I’m going to be a steampunk mom. My son is gonna be totally psyched about this because he will have all kinds of gear toys to play with. He can take vigors to enhance his constitution and he’ll have a sick ass gyrocopter to hover around in. [imghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9NYIuwWwAAWda7.jpg][/img] I’ve decided I’m going to name my son GADFLY. The reason for this is simply because, as a child, named Sha-qu'onda "MosBlessed AngleChile" Washington, I was teased, bullied, tormented, something unmerciful. I think the reason for this is because I simply was not steampunk enough  to fit in with the other kids. Jay Litorous crossed piss streams with me once at a playdate at my house but this is the only time I was ever close to another kid my age. We were both 22 at the time. Anyway GADFLY will have a much easier time adjusting because when kids ask him questions about Victorian England or about hot air balloons going into space, or pneumatic air rifles, he will know all the answers.Look, I just don’t want my son to be the object of fruity abuses. I don’t want him getting piss slogged and ass-horsed like I was so many many times. Imagine if they make fun of GADFLY. He’ll just put on some gear goggles and use a trebuchet to launch giant beakers of potions and tinctures at them. PEACE.  [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][size=8pt][/size]Here are some other names in case I have more sons (most in line with steampunk or cyberpunk theme): [code][/code] Jice Crainbrook Crainsly Humperdink Harlem Hamstead Facebian Fobius Kabian Kylerus Trumphrey Trevin Sir Reginald Hexagon Reggis Reggin Captain Trayce Skysteamer Dr. Pholus Flubberdoink Styler Cornelius Krayvon Von Franklestink Sir Malcolm Dinklesprocket Stavius Octogon Oculus Rift Sir Milfred Bobius Professor Steamen Corpuscle The Honorable Dr. Cobius Sprocketwrench Von Steinbeck, Esq. (dual-wields wrenches as primary weapons) Rammstein Cuckold Bleep Face Faggo Coffee Cup Edgar Bolonius Sir Edgar Allen Poo Cock Master gay Tranny John Yaoi Jhoinney .. .. RIP Baby Sneed
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