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| Crazy Husband by Nobody: 7:24am On Apr 04, 2011 |
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" |
| Re: Crazy Husband by Nobody: 7:54am On Apr 04, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Crazy Husband by jackpot(f): 8:23am On Apr 04, 2011 |
SEXUAL JOKER no 1 |
| Re: Crazy Husband by Nobody: 8:48am On Apr 04, 2011 |
^ Sexual Jokes Listerner No 1 |
| Re: Crazy Husband by jackpot(f): 8:54am On Apr 04, 2011 |
Lol. . .it seems you're always funny wheneva this one is funny~ |
| Re: Crazy Husband by Nobody: 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Jacky am always a Mr nice Guy even if Idowu was or not to be around! ID is a nice fellow believe me, jxt like u, i had this kinda hump with her before we got along, and i must tell u she's a good girl, i can vouch for that, jxt give it her way and u'ld get to see their is a Diva in joke Sec! Dont take any SPA event serious, sometimes when we jokers run outta jokes then our Versatility nature suggests an idea, Nigeria's Basketmouth can tell u more bout that  |
| Re: Crazy Husband by shakara4u(m): 2:01pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Jacky am always a Mr nice Guy even if Idowu was or not to be around! jack d bolded,same with me, we aint here to make enemies same with me,but we now roll fine my problem is that dimwit Stud,that brought my family into NL am goin to attack him till the day i leave this forum |
| Re: Crazy Husband by jackpot(f): 2:04pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
first impression matters~ she gave me a bad first imp.  she's 2 jolos. . . . .and do you think i take all d spa rumbles serious?  Instead i enjoy seeing u 2 sweat. . .lol but if u ask me, i'll say el=nice id=not nice |
| Re: Crazy Husband by shakara4u(m): 2:11pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
heheheheheheehhe u need to see us(dats me n her)bak then but we good now jst giv her a little break, u know ladis now sup?howz d day goin |
| Re: Crazy Husband by jackpot(f): 2:36pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
day has legs?  |
| Re: Crazy Husband by HamidO1(m): 4:49pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Nice one. |
| Re: Crazy Husband by StudioCFR(m): 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
shakara4u: respect yourself niggar lol |
| Re: Crazy Husband by flexystar(f): 5:20pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
shakara4u: jackpot: lol u guys wont kill me with laugh on naira land. |
| Re: Crazy Husband by neyshed: 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
Flex Dont kill urself try vote bfore u start thinkg of dat. Nic 1 guyx, chup-nuckle wit EL,Shaq,jpot and hamid |
| Re: Crazy Husband by flexystar(f): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2011 |
u for don tell me since say your brother na won of the people wey one chop 9ja money for the next four years i go simply vote for u  |
| Re: Crazy Husband by mikuz(m): 12:09pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Hahaha very funny! |
| Re: Crazy Husband by StudioCFR(m): 12:31pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
bros, why all your joke is about women and sex na? Na wa o |
| Re: Crazy Husband by neyshed: 2:06pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Relax guy, i find u to tell u but dey say u visit yaba den but nw u knw do jega unda d sun tmrw |
| Re: Crazy Husband by neyshed: 2:08pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Studio free mai guy jare, na watin he knw hw to du best |
| Re: Crazy Husband by Nobody: 7:40pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Studio CFR: Bros why do you have an interest in opening , reading and posting on same women and sex jokes?? neyshed: Leave that drunkard dear, soft drinks wont kill him  |
| Re: Crazy Husband by StudioCFR(m): 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
nerdeyes and elguapo, i see the two of una too like all dis women and sex parole. Mtchew but apart of sex, what else women get to offer? Mtchew |
| Re: Crazy Husband by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Daft husband |
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