Back then in the early 2000s, I was so poor and living in a face me i face you apartment. A dilapidated one at that. To make matters, it was in a hot zone where lots of rich and pretty students lived. For this my "villa" na lowlives dey live there. Anytime I wanted to go in or out, I always checked left or right to make sure nobody was coming coz that hostel shame me die. I couldn't even bring a babe in lol. That hostel ehn na all boys , no single girl. A girl can't even cope there. No toilet, na inside the nearest bush we dey shit. And as per the lowlives wey dey live there , they spend most of their day smoking away their sorrows and drinking away their pain. Me most times I usually leave early in the morning and come back late at night. Twas fun sha coz na different characters full there. Twas more like an agbero quarters.

I no get experience as I de live alone far away from school

Randy100:
I had a heated argument with a guy in the same lodge. It went out of control. We fought and we were held by others to avoid escalating it. After all the noise we generated, we retired into our various room. To my chagrin, by 12 midnight the guy called me on phone and was already knocking on my door. I opened the door and he was standing on my door with plate. He was begging for food, my guy wan die of hunger. I called him in and told him to boil water and make eba fọr himself. He enjoyed my okro soup(though, I refused to give him fish) and we were laughing at our stupidity. He wan fight with empty stomach, I f8or kill somebody. I still beat him up with PES 2013 in my laptop that same night. School life sweet.

Mad oòooo

Godoverevery:
I will share mine.....I schooled in lautech ogbomoso.
In my 400l a lady moved to my hostel.... unknowingly to us she was a nymphomaniac who had to move from another part of the student to our side.....one faithful Saturday morning I woke up early to get to the field as I was moving towards the gate I saw someone trying to sneak out of her room behold it was olu... immediately I quickly hide so he won't see me.

This lady doesn't ask for money or anything but sleep with any guy.. infact my roommate friend came to visit us one day so he heard us gisting about this lady he just asked us for her room number can you believe he slept her place that night....one day this lady just came to my room that she wants to borrow my blinder and I was working on my laptop so i told her to go pick it in the kitchen she came back and asked if I had porn on my laptop that she could watch.....i gave her that stupid look and she never came room again.

This lady slept with almost all the street guys in (Under G area) for those who school in lautech..... just in our hostel alone like 5 guys slept with her....most times when i remember her I just feel she was possessed.

share yours

have experienced such before..she just came to my Lodge and started giving out pussy. she came to my room, while I was sweeping, before u know she started finger herself on my bed , I was hard like crazy.. didn't Bleep her cos I couldn't get a condom...later learnt that 6 guys in the lodge banged her that same day, some guys chased her out of their room when she tried to seduce them though...then there was a theory that she was possesd and anybody that slept with her will encounter misfortune....come see as I de thank God say I no Bleep the gal o..

CandyOps:
We had this class rep named Rajiv or so in Med Surg. Dude looks like a half-caste with curly hair and fair skin. Absolute lady-killer.

He was with one of his babes in the hostel making out and forgot to shut the curtains.. na so the first guy wey jam de scene begin make call to other classmates around to come watch action film

O boy, before you know it them done pull cloth begin bang omo. see live bf

We were careful enof not to spoil the show by making noises.. since then na bros I dey hail am

Unn/unec?

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Awww my sexy course rep wey later come tell me all the lecturers wey dey pion her small small inside lecture hall before students even come....kai that gal really made the rest of my nursing days in school so much fun.... na so she go pack gals full my house...truth or dare games that would lead to live porn and am d referee...enough to eat and drink dey house and this gals will all stay for days....kai....it was so much fun

Interesting thread
Well lemme drop mine so far though, I was stuck with a roommate who marsturbates a lot and it was really creepy, I just had relocate from back to hostel the following yr

I didnt stay in the hostel

Went for post utme exams at OAU. My first meal in that over populated room hostel was beans without salt.

funny stories

HitlerGaddafi:
Back then in the early 2000s, I was so poor and living in a face me i face you apartment. A dilapidated one at that. To make matters, it was in a hot zone where lots of rich and pretty students lived. For this my "villa" na lowlives dey live there. Anytime I wanted to go in or out, I always checked left or right to make sure nobody was coming coz that hostel shame me die. I couldn't even bring a babe in lol. That hostel ehn na all boys , no single girl. A girl can't even cope there. No toilet, na inside the nearest bush we dey shit. And as per the lowlives wey dey live there , they spend most of their day smoking away their sorrows and drinking away their pain. Me most times I usually leave early in the morning and come back late at night. Twas fun sha coz na different characters full there. Twas more like an agbero quarters.

It reminds me of the one I stayed, for those familiar with unizik tempsite, lan hostel is a true definition of ajegunle. omo na short put we dea take kaka. From window you will be seeing cellophane bag being thrown over the fence, for night come see smell, b4 day break your stomach don swell. Kai, I couldn't have any reasonable friendship trout my schooling days cos of the lodge I stayed who wants to date s guy living there? The one that managed to come one japa. Poverty is a curse

wiseone28:
During my school days my roommate doesn't eat.. eggs, custard, noodles, chicken, milk, spaghetti, sardines, gehsha etc.

The only fish he eats is the scale fish and doesn't eat anything inside the goat stomach (intestine, heart)

Too numerous to mention

Beta hunger never catch am ��

Randy100:
I had a heated argument with a guy in the same lodge. It went out of control. We fought and we were held by others to avoid escalating it. After all the noise we generated, we retired into our various room. To my chagrin, by 12 midnight the guy called me on phone and was already knocking on my door. I opened the door and he was standing on my door with plate. He was begging for food, my guy wan die of hunger. I called him in and told him to boil water and make eba fọr himself. He enjoyed my okro soup(though, I refused to give him fish) and we were laughing at our stupidity. He wan fight with empty stomach, I for kill somebody. I still beat him up with PES 2013 in my laptop that same night. School life sweet.

I'll stop reading others people experience after this, this is already interesting

perkyB:
Interesting thread
Well lemme drop mine so far though, I was stuck with a roommate who marsturbates a lot and it was really creepy, I just had relocate from back to hostel the following yr

Lmao
Your roomie konji is in another level

Lawly:
Nairalanders too like nyash matter.

My uni days, I learnt that boys too like arguments. We go argue for early morning b4 we go class, argue after class, some argue for midnight wen dem return from night class and others were sleeping. Their arguments are always provocative. D ones wey dey sleep for midnight go wake up with anger and still las las join the arguments again.

In my 100L room, na so some fellowship go dey bang for everybody's door by 5am to come out for prayers and na dat time sleep dey sweet pass. Some 100L guys then weren't happy so, by 12:30am they too will wake up and start banging on everybody's doors too to wake up for MTN midnight call (Which was in vogue then). Nobody will have rest. Wen you then think everywhere has cooled down and you want to sleep, that when by 4am one deeperlife fellowship guy go mount public address system close to ur window telling you to repent there's no time.

Na for hostel (hall 3, uniben) na im ur people go visit you and the hostel boys will start making all manners of animal sounds just for the fun of embarasing you.

In my 300L room we argued very badly about engineering and law which one is better. The engineering students said all lawyers are charge and bail. There were 2 law students in my room then and one of them said that all mech engine students end up as road side mechanics, all civil engineering students end up as lebuke, all elect-elect students end up as road side electricians, all chemical engineering students end up chemistry teacher, etc.
Omo all the students washing their clothes downstairs coincidentally were engineering students. You need to see the way all of dem abandoned their clothes they were washing to come upstairs and join the argument that day. My room that year was referred to as the argument headquarter that year. Don't bother to argue with us bcs we can do it for hours and you will never win.

That animal sound was a thing in Babcock back then every thing in Welch hall.
Even the slang.... Obo it's,100gig,oun GBA anything �

LINTUNE:
have experienced such before..she just came to my Lodge and started giving out pussy. she came to my room, while I was sweeping, before u know she started finger herself on my bed , I was hard like crazy.. didn't Bleep her cos I couldn't get a condom...later learnt that 6 guys in the lodge banged her that same day, some guys chased her out of their room when she tried to seduce them though...then there was a theory that she was possesd and anybody that slept with her will encounter misfortune....come see as I de thank God say I no Bleep the gal o..

You be ashawo man,so talk true and stop lieing

Zzor:
You be ashawo man,so talk true and stop lieing

circumstances no let me hang am, and I thank God for that..

I remember vividly during my school day uni my friend and I had a heated argument that resulted fighting each other.

as we are fighting no so security men just appear to arrest us, before you will say nairaland na so we begin dey gist as if nothing hapun. come and see laughter in the hostel.

if not that trick we for don graduate as dem no dey fight for hostel.