A Yoruba man and a Hausa man were seated next to an Ibo on a Bar. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their sex lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Yoruba man bragged, "and this morning she made me a delicious meal and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Hausa responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful meal also and told me she could never love another man."

When the Ibo man remained silent, the Yoruba man asked, "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Hausa man shouted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

lame joke.