Nairalanders I need advice oo

I and my girlfriend live in a apartment with thin walls between the kitchen and bedroom

I usually wake up earlier than her and have always wanted to make her breakfast in bed but she's a very light sleeper. The sound of a plate moving could wake her up so i'm really lost on this.

Does anyone have any recipes that don't require a lot of noise or any tips for my situation?

Drug her, put correct ruffy inside juice for her & see her slumber like dumber

go ask mosdii, he is a specialist in that

Oh no...

All this oyinbo things wet una dey copy....
I mean, who opens their eyes on bed and start eating ....
.na hollywood stunt ooo...in real life...people get up to brush their teeth oooo...

advanceDNA:
Oh no...

All this oyinbo things wet una dey copy....
I mean, who opens their eyes on bed and start eating ....
.na hollywood stunt ooo...in real life...people get up to brush their teeth oooo...

Oga u no dey brush for night ?

phrancys001:
Drug her, put correct ruffy inside juice for her & see her slumber like dumber

Dexterfire:

Oga u no dey brush for night ?

If you like use all the tooth paste to brush a night b4, the inactivity in ur mouth for over 8 hours will naturally cause you to have a partially dry, sour taste....

wow you are just like me. Romantic

our Other halves are so lucky to have us

You want to copy the nonsense you see in movies? fake and childish love.

justosee:
You want to copy the nonsense you see in movies? fake and childish love.

Please, kindly Bleep off if you have nothing valuable to say

advanceDNA:


If you like use all the tooth paste to brush a night b4, the inactivity in ur mouth for over 8 hours will naturally cause you to have a partially dry, sour taste....

First off, I know this.
Secondly there are people who are comfortable eating breakfast without brushing their teeth because they did so before going to bed. I and my gf are examples of such people.
Third, I asked for how I can prepare a meal silently and I didn't expect to be questioned on factors I have already considered.
PS: I never stated anywhere that she couldn't brush before eating and even if she didn't eat the food in bed I wouldn't be upset.
Sometimes it's the effort that counts

Dexterfire:
Please, kindly Bleep off if you have nothing valuable to say

Of what benefit is waking her up with breakfast? If you love to cook, why don't you assist her in making the meals everyday? Prearranged love is not true love

Dexterfire:

First off, I know this.
Secondly there are people who are comfortable eating breakfast without brushing their teeth because they did so before going to bed. I and my gf are examples of such people.
Third, I asked for how I can prepare a meal silently and I didn't expect to be questioned on factors I have already considered.
PS: I never stated anywhere that she couldn't brush before eating and even if she didn't eat the food in bed I wouldn't be upset.
Sometimes it's the effort that counts

This guy is funny....na love do u like this... ??
Or u are just naturally one of those people that feel people should only talk to you the way you want.....

This is a public forum...
If you post anything...people will view it from different angles and comment as they can relate...it doesn’t have to be the way u want...

advanceDNA:


This guy is funny....na love do u like this... ??
Or u are just naturally one of those people that feel people should only talk to you the way you want.....

This is a public forum...
If you post anything...people will view it from different angles and comment as they can relate...it doesn’t have to be the way u want...

Oya I have noticed you kindly move along

Dexterfire:

Oya I have noticed you kindly move along

Sounds like u are about to tell me it’s your thread, that I should get out.....lmao

I asked a question and I expected the answers in line with the question I asked.
If you cannot understand this, your education was obviously a waste
Another example of this is me asking where I can buy a Tesla roadster and you replying me that it'll not work in Nigeria due to the bad roads or lack of electricity.

Op you're funny.
Where is that my guy that always say Nigerian girls are what?

Even op is what?

advanceDNA:


If you like use all the tooth paste to brush a night b4, the inactivity in ur mouth for over 8 hours will naturally cause you to have a partially dry, sour taste....

It is not simply true.

While it recommended to brush twice daily, it is done after taking breakfast(mornings) and when you are done eating anything (except clean water) at night.
Anyone who follow this is safe...can even dine with the gods in dream.

Too much of bollywood

all this stress for kpekus..
las las it might end in premium tears

Chrisemeka1:


It is not simply true.

While it recommended to brush twice daily, it is done after taking breakfast(mornings) and when you are done eating anything (except clean water) at night.
Anyone who follow this is safe...can even dine with the gods in dream.

I don’t get u...,,whats not true.....?

U said I’m wrong...but u ddnt say why I’m wrong .you now started explaining how many times people should brush and when it’s safe to eat...

I never said anything about eating safe....or frequency of brushing

I only said the idea of opening the eyes in bed and start stuffing food in the mouth usually appears cool in Hollywood ....in real life most people actually like to wash their mouth to have a fresh feel in the morning before eating....

Dexterfire:
I asked a question and I expected the answers in line with the question I asked.
If you cannot understand this, your education was obviously a waste
Another example of this is me asking where I can buy a Tesla roadster and you replying me that it'll not work in Nigeria due to the bad roads or lack of electricity.

I ddnt know we have started an insulting contest,
Sounds like u are about to cry....



I go love ooooooooooo