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Glad To Be Drunk by mikuz(m): 10:54pm On Apr 09, 2011 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled upand said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer,are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." |
Re: Glad To Be Drunk by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Nice joke poster Bet this coming from real life experience |
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