The brave warrior and his intelligent wife


Once upon a time , there was a warrior. He fought many battles with many nations and won. Due to his mights, wins and no loss, he was regarded as the Hercules of that time. He fought with many great nations and won without help from any other soldier of his clan.
Them it came to a time, his enemies were ready to exhaust their last breath just to have victory over him. So in order to do that, all his enemies form an alliance against him. After his enemies already converged at the battle ground, they sent message to him that
'We are already at the battle ground we are waiting for you to come and show your prowess as usual.'
When they sent the message to him, he galdly read and thought it was just a normal battle and he will win as usual.
Immediately he started dressing up and getting ready to go for the battle. His wife saw him and she asked if he is going for another battle and he said yes. His wife then went further and said to him
'Let me go with you this time around , you know I have been asking for this from you all this while'
He said 'no don't follow me you're just a woman , you know nothing as regards battling , if you follow me you might get wounded and you know that I don't want anything to happen to you '
The wife kept troubling him to follow him to the battle field but he didn't concur so the woman stopped asking and didn't utter a word.
The man left home for the battle field and as he was going his wife was silently and cautiously walking behind him until they got to the battle field , the man didn't know his wife was around and so that she won't be seen by her husband she hid herself amidst the enemies.
As the man got there , he was terrified after seeing battalions of soldiers , he became perplexed thought that was the end for him and he started staggering. As he was staggering the wife knew something is wrong, in order to save her husband she started shouting and praising her husband from the midst of the enemies and was going to where her husband was saying
'Yes my husband keep staggering , (stagger, stagger, stagger)
The way you staggered and killed thousands (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered and killed millions (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered and killed the strongest king on earth (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered and collected his throne (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered in front of my bad parents (stagger, stagger, stagger )
And forced them to release my hand in marriage for you (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered from birth and even the maidens were frightened (stagger, stagger, stagger )
The way you staggered in front of that good king (stagger, stagger, stagger )
And help him fought his greatest battle (stagger, stagger, stagger ).........
As she was singing her husband's enemies became afraid and fear was written over their faces, and due to this, they all started running away from the battle field and some even dropped their weapons in order to run faster and by the time she would reach where here husband was , they all are gone . Immediately all of them were gone, the husband stopped staggering and was surprised that his wife could help him.
He thanked her and they both pack all the weapons which the enemies left behind and went home.

Worst story ever told...

dawnomike:
Worst story ever told...

Pls how is it a worst story?