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| Psychiatric Hotlines by Nobody: 7:52pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities please press 3 4 5 and 6. If you are paranoid- delusional we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. |
| Re: Psychiatric Hotlines by yinkalink(f): 7:58pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
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