I heard from friends that nairaland members missed me to death, even my lowlifes enemies. I'm back & glad, I finished my business, closed my courses in general, done almost all my exams. To make a long story short, I am here to stay and acclaim my trophy except you know when I am working and paying off my damn OSAP loan.

Happy spring days people, this the season when women are naked and the trees are covered.

^^^ lol

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder you know.

Now i'll have to get back to ignoring you.

I saw you on somalinet btw.

Smh.

Ms. Potato:

^^^ lol

kandiikane:

lol

tpiah!:

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder you know.

Now i'll have to get back to ignoring you.

I saw you on somalinet btw.

Smh.

Wasup w-h-o-r-e I see you missed me so much! I won't blame you though, I got radar and thats for sure.

:d :d :d

BABE!:

:d :d :d

You cheated on me right? You used me, I was a one night stand to you right babe? And here I thought you were my girl, my soulmate, my inner heart and my oxygen. Guess I was wrong.

^^^Bla! Bla! Bla! Just go away!
Why can't just man up and break-up with me normally.? Why are you making up stories?
Those questions are rhetorical by the way!
Caio!

So?
Go suck ur thumb jor

I am not lying babe, few members told me that you heated things up with other ugly pans. I broke down, I never want to break up with you. I am almost (this close) to meeting your parent and asking your hand in marriage. i wouldn't care if any other b-i-t-c-h cheat on me, but it hurts since its my angel who did this to me.

Please tell me what I heard was all a lie, pretty please!

Dyt:

So?
Go suck your thumb jor

How about you suck my d-i-c-k while I suck your blackish nibbles? Hurry woman! Remove them bras, after that kneel down to satisfy my anaconda.

Rushes 2 his commands
on gettin down dere
gosh its fugly n it stinks
hurriedly runs away
screamin
help help help

kandiikane:

You are here begging your wife to tell you other members where lying and at the same time trying to get another woman,

She invited me to her cheap hole by throwing in the word (suck) in her comment! I'll bang her cheap self, but my wife is my upper strength she knows me!

Err do I know you?

Dyt:

Rushes 2 his commands
on gettin down dere
gosh its fugly n it stinks
hurriedly runs away
screamin
help help help

Shut the f-u-c-k up or make sense woman! You sound like a slowpoke, that's a fact!

Babe please talk to me, don't ignore me sweetheart. I am sweating hard here waiting for an answer from you but you seem to be pushing the beep button on me. Darling don't burn me, say something.

Say it on this thread of mine. What is mine is all yours.

U such an id.iot
tot u were wiser

Dyt:

U such an id.iot
tot u were wiser

tot? ?

u suck ? [It is] you are such.

S-t-u-p-i-d--i-t-y at its finest!

Advocator:

Babe please talk to me, don't ignore me sweetheart. I am sweating hard here waiting for an answer from you but you seem to be pushing the beep button on me. Darling don't burn me, say something.

Say it on this thread of mine. What is mine is all yours.

errmmm, I'm kinda not in the mood to talk right now, so later!

Hey yo boi
i cld b ur mum rem?

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BABE!:

errmmm, I'm kinda not in the mood to talk right now, so later!

So you gonna left me hanging? I mean I came running as dear the moment I had the painful rumors, I mean don't I even deserve an alibi or an excuse from you?  

DYT If you are as old as you are claiming then why are talking like an immature kid?  

^^ok. first of all, where did you get your gist from?

Boi
u shld know at tyms we ought tolerate senseless kids lyk u arnd
i wldnt blame u tho
bt rili m enjoyin dis

REALITY101:

Senseless post from a senseless Somalian from a senseless refugee camp in boring Toronto. Post reported for recycling  

B-i-t-c-h please, the only useless thing here is your damn v-a-g-i-n-a. Another thing I am a dribbling Eritrean (75%) and a Somali (35%) while you are an ugly baboon. You should be bowing down for me.

BABE!:

^^ok. first of all, where did you get your gist from?

From your tosinville and that fstranger. I didn't believe them though, I wanted to ask my precious one first i.e you.

Dyt:

Boi
u shld know at tyms we ought tolerate senseless kids lyk u arnd
i wldnt blame u tho
bt rili m enjoyin dis

Don't you boy me woman! second why would I respect you when you roam around throwing disses at strangers that you never met.
You know what you need to get the f-u-c-k out of my thread. Do that.

Advocator:

B-i-t-c-h please, the only useless thing here is your damn v-a-g-i-n-a.  Another thing I am a dribbling Eritrean (75%) and a Somali (35%) while you are an ugly baboon. You should be bowing down for me.

Eww the worst of it all I bet you are a cab driver. Now you are tripping huh. Eritrean or Asssomali all the same ps of sh1t. Now I know you are 100% gay. SOAB

Dude
y dont u jst 4kn relax ur stu.pid nerves
aint 4kn ere mk a fyt
jst fun
next tym dont spill wit ur leprosy fingers again cos u def myt nt jst b lucky next tym

@ Advo, do you mind telling me what they said!?

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REALITY101:

Eww the worst of it all I bet you are a cab driver. Now you are tripping huh. Eritrean or Asssomali all the same ps of sh1t. Now I know you are 100% gay. SOAB

G@y your hole, how can you call me a non-hetero when I f-u-c-k your p-u-n-a-n-i  24/7?  You are a low negro, I am a cushite, i pride myself in that. Post your monkey looking picture and compare it with mine then you will know how low you are if compared to me.  

Babe They said you are officially unattached from me, that you flirted with them and yara yara yara. I wanna tell you the rest in private.

DYT - Get out woman! Out! You are not wanted here! Get the f out.