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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 7:51pm On Sep 17, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 7:53pm On Sep 17, 2021
"As soon as your girl is bored of you, she will start:

- Having family issues.
- To focus on her studies/job.
- To ghost you because she wants "space".

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:07pm On Sep 17, 2021
What does a woman's job tell you:

I will be picking excerpts from an article I read online by Chateau;

Elementary School Teacher:

Pure gold. Put this girl on your short list for long term commitment. What’s not to love about the elementary school teacher? Cute, thin (it’s a workout chasing kids all day), ultra feminine, nurturing, selfless, caring, and most importantly blessedly low maintenance due to the nature of her workplace environment sequestering her from the attentions of men. The best ones teach 1st through 5th grades. Women who supervise daycare are too toddler-focused and will love the kids more than you. You will soon tire of her coo-ing at every baby you both pass by. High school teachers are too stressed out from their job to properly service your manly needs at home.

Bonus: Teachers don’t make much money so your financial status will always be higher, guaranteeing a long and healthy relationship.

Sexual Satisfaction Rating: Good.
Long Term Potential Rating: Very good. Hope diamond (she’s not gonna have much opportunity to cheat at work).

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:11pm On Sep 17, 2021
Nurse:

See: Elementary school teacher. One caveat — the nurse is secretly a status LovePeddler. Patients lean on her all day for comfort and assistance so when she gets home she wants nothing more for herself than a high status alpha male to lean on. That is why you will often see nurses pairing up with military officers, stockbrokers, and executives. The superfeminine gravitates to the supermasculine. Surprisingly, nurses and doctors rarely date — perhaps they look for a partner in whom they can escape the human suffering they deal with on the clock, and not be reminded of it at home.

Sexual Satisfaction Rating: Average.
Long Term Potential Rating: Below average/average

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:17pm On Sep 17, 2021
Artists/Movie Producer/Actress:

Dating an actress or an artist can be fun because of her status, but for a long term relationship, it can invite a lot of temptation leading her to cheat. Her kissing roles, romance and meeting those in a more higher position than her poses a big threat to the relationship. They are best made for short term relationship.

Sexual Satisfaction: Above average
Long Term Potential Rating: Poor

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:21pm On Sep 17, 2021
CEO:

Sexual Satisfaction: Poor
Long Term Potential Rating: Very Poor (Her hypergamous instincts will inevitably kicks in.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Itzlinda(f): 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2021
TheUndercover:
Nurse:

See: Elementary school teacher. One caveat — the nurse is secretly a status LovePeddler. Patients lean on her all day for comfort and assistance so when she gets home she wants nothing more for herself than a high status alpha male to lean on. That is why you will often see nurses pairing up with military officers, stockbrokers, and executives. The superfeminine gravitates to the supermasculine. Surprisingly, nurses and doctors rarely date — perhaps they look for a partner in whom they can escape the human suffering they deal with on the clock, and not be reminded of it at home.

Sexual Satisfaction Rating: Average.
Long Term Potential Rating: Below average/average

Nurses are ho.es tho. Na doctors de Bleep them steady.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:37pm On Sep 17, 2021
Scientist:

Hidden gem. The female scientist is reserved, taciturn, introspective, shy, and when they put some effort into how they look, cute — all wonderful traits for a woman to possess. They ambitiously pursue abstract ideas, not material goals, so status competition with them will be minimal. They are smart in the way people like their smarties — inwardly directed as opposed to outwardly manipulative. This is a result of their smarts being spread out over both brain hemispheres rather than concentrated in just the right like most women. The scientist’s natural creativity and systematizing impulse will express itself with magnificent attention to detail in the bedroom.

Sexual Satisfaction: Good.
Long Term Potential Rating: Very good.


NB: Exceptions are inevitable.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:39pm On Sep 17, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:42pm On Sep 17, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2021
Things you should note:

* If you stay the night at someone's house, make the bed before you leave.

* When you borrow money from a friend, pay them back as soon as possible. Never make them ask you for it.

* If someone is typing a password, just look away, turn the other side.

* If you borrow a car/bike, fill up the tank before you return it.

* Apologize when you are wrong. Don't mess up an apology with an excuse.


* If someone pays your bills, it is your turn to pay for them the next time.

* Don't make plans in front of people you are not inviting.

* Show the same respect to everyone.

* Never invade someone's personal life.

* In public transport please give your seat if you feel the other person deserves it more.


* If you are borrowing something frequently, it is the time for you to buy your own.

* When in public, use headphones to listen music.

* Incase you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call them.

* Do not swipe right or left when someone shows you a photo on their phone.

* Offer to carry the luggage from elderly.

* Never try your friend's partner.


* If you are easily attracted to things that seems free or cheap, getting you trapped or manipulating you will be very easy. Despise free or cheap things.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 9:01pm On Sep 17, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Nweike190(m): 10:55pm On Sep 17, 2021
Your mum is very handsome... grin grin grin



Mide3367:
give example of such compliment
Re: 2 - Deleted by Nweike190(m): 11:00pm On Sep 17, 2021
Rather choose to give stories of people that had encountered similar situation and had either gained or loss face as a result of their decision.. Let them make up their mind... They would end up thanking you... For they already know the part they most stride, take,jump or leap into before they asked for your opinion on a matter... undecided







TheUndercover:
Advice, Appear Receptive:

Whenever someone gives you advice you must appear receptive to it, and grateful for it. If you overtly reject someone’s advice, they will feel insulted. This is mostly true when dealing with superiors. At the same time, most advice from most people is garbage; so while you outwardly must appear receptive and grateful, inwardly you should discard it.

Avoid doling out advice to others; unsolicited advice is usually perceived as an annoyance. Even if someone does ask you for advice, be hesitant to give any since if you give advice that offends their sensibilities they will dislike you.

That being said, whenever someone tells you about some difficulty they are having, do appear to be sympathetic.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Nweike190(m): 11:08pm On Sep 17, 2021
You would be sorry.. For the world is filled with manipulative persons that would change the color of the story and gossip to spite you or save their Ass.. So it's better not to say a word but to listen and agree with a nod of the head... Or better yet... Emphasize the last word or sentence made....i. e.... Very bad indeed.... Unacceptable totally... Unacceptable... Or my best line..... REALLY,,!!!! cool




TheUndercover:
Never complain, particularly in front of others. People have their own problems to worry about; hearing about yours only annoys them.

Caveat: You can charm a person by complaining about the same thing they are complaining about. Hatebond with them; hate the same things, and the same people, who they hate.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by ObinnaValentine: 7:26am On Sep 18, 2021
TheUndercover:
Nurse:

See: Elementary school teacher. One caveat — the nurse is secretly a status LovePeddler. Patients lean on her all day for comfort and assistance so when she gets home she wants nothing more for herself than a high status alpha male to lean on. That is why you will often see nurses pairing up with military officers, stockbrokers, and executives. The superfeminine gravitates to the supermasculine. Surprisingly, nurses and doctors rarely date — perhaps they look for a partner in whom they can escape the human suffering they deal with on the clock, and not be reminded of it at home.

Sexual Satisfaction Rating: Average.
Long Term Potential Rating: Below average/average


Always wanted to do shit with a nurse though..got one in my string already still gradually playing out things maybe because her office is close to my workplace..this insight about then will definitely epp me scale thru..gracias
Re: 2 - Deleted by Lightheaded: 1:42pm On Sep 18, 2021
Itzlinda:


Nurses are ho.es tho. Na doctors de Bleep them steady.
Gbayii... Right from medical school to the hospital. A large percentage of nurses are professional ho.es and you know you don't wife a ho.e , so doctors avoid LTR with them.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Nobody: 9:23pm On Sep 18, 2021
@TheUndercover
I want you to attach this DISCLAIMER to the heading of the post on frontpage okay...
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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 3:20pm On Sep 19, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Junnior: 10:13pm On Sep 20, 2021
TheUndercover:

I'm not keeping you guys waiting on purpose.. I'm taking my time in order to continue bringing quality content for you guys. Please bear with me, thanks.
Please, ignore such comments. You don't owe anyone constant commitment here. It's annoying the way some of the readers here try to mandate you to post every minute.

It's even better you take your time and post as little as possible. Quality over quantity. If you post every time, only little of the previous posts will be retained in readers memories.
Anyone who is truly interested in the wisdom here, and not just the entertainment, would go back, when there's no new post, to refresh the memory on the old nuggets posted.

More ink to your pen.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Junnior: 10:16pm On Sep 20, 2021
abbatoir:


Talk is cheap





What have done with the one he has talk so far?
Good question. It's annoying how entitled some of us can be.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Junnior: 10:21pm On Sep 20, 2021
TheUndercover:

Women wants to hear statements like, "you're special, I will never do without you, you're my world, you're beautiful", this is just to bolster their ego in order to attract them. This is what they love to hear even though your actions says otherwise.

What she wants you to do to her is exactly the opposite. Don't treat her like she's the only one in your life, this will keep her on her feet and make her value you more. Women can only value you if they are afraid to lose you. Be a rare gem. Be powerful. You can tell her she's one in a million, but don't treat her as such. She will cease to impress you. Do not compliment her every time too, it won't seem genuine and don't always comment on her posts or status.

Do things in such a way that when it's done, people will always wonder when you'll do it again. Be unpredictable so that you can be respectable. Don't do things average people do, be different.
Gold

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Re: 2 - Deleted by IamPlato(m): 9:37pm On Sep 25, 2021
TheUndercover:
To have peace, you have to be violent. To live a good life, you have to be capable of great evil

There are no sheep at the top, only wolves. If you’re on your way there, you cannot survive as the same person you are now
this Post Just Changed A faulty Part Of My Brain...

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Re: 2 - Deleted by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 25, 2021

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 5:50pm On Sep 26, 2021
Riener:

Can you explain this Sir?
I guess you've seen the explanation as you read on.
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Re: 2 - Deleted by Viktorinox2(m): 6:31pm On Sep 26, 2021
The 48 laws of power ?
Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 6:31pm On Sep 26, 2021
"Plenitude and prosperity tend to make us lazy and inactive: When our power is secure we have no need to act.

This is a serious danger, especially for those who achieve success and power at an early age."

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 6:36pm On Sep 26, 2021
The government and media is doing everything to make sure the poor keeps getting poorer in order to keep people in control and to remain in power. Rich or powerful people can't be easily controlled.

A poor or powerless man is a weak man, it is your responsibility as a man to do everything possible to get out of poverty. Money will get you lot of things. Remember, you don't get what you wish for, you get what you go for.

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Re: 2 - Deleted by TheUndercover: 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2021

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