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If I Can Achieve All These At 20, You Too Can! by ena5four(m): 4:11pm On Mar 08, 2021
My father died when i was a foetus in my mother's womb and she died right after she gave birth to me.
what do i do? who do i run to? what do i say?
to cut the long story short,

i trained my self in nursery,primary,secondary and university,

got my P.h.d at 9 grin
without parents o

Ever since then till now it has never been easy, but look at me now

i don't mean to brag o, i just want u to see little of my achievement,

i got,
4 planets
13 countries
18 galaxies
7 seas
583 mega plane
7,236 helicopters
8 mtn (in mars and jupiter)
258,000 ships
and i'm even worth $998.5268241806 QUINTILLION
to mention but less and etc.

it's not really like i'm here to boast or do shakara,

i'm just saying if i can make it this far you too can

if not that one angel scammed me last year, i almost bought heaven.

well my advice is DON'T LOOK DOWN ON YOUR SELF, YOU TOO CAN DO IT grin

Share Yours Too grin

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Re: If I Can Achieve All These At 20, You Too Can! by Spending123: 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2021
ena5four:
My father died when i was a foetus in my mother's womb and she died right after she gave birth to me.
what do i do? who do i run to? what do i say?
to cut the long story short,

i trained my self in nursery,primary,secondary and university,

got my P.h.d at 9 grin
without parents o

Ever since then till now it has never been easy, but look at me now

i don't mean to brag o, i just want u to see little of my achievement,

i got,
4 planets
13 countries
18 galaxies
7 seas
583 mega plane
7,236 helicopters
8 mtn (in mars and jupiter)
258,000 ships
and i'm even worth $998.5268241806 QUINTILLION
to mention but less and etc.

it's not really like i'm here to boast or do shakara,

i'm just saying if i can make it this far you too can

if not that one angel scammed me last year, i almost bought heaven.

well my advice is DON'T LOOK DOWN ON YOUR SELF, YOU TOO CAN DO IT grin

Share Yours Too grin


Must you copy my joke to come and post rubbish here. See as you take spoil everything , e no sweet self.

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