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The Book Of Ecclesiastes. Drummer's Version. by jamerflepz(m): 1:18pm On Mar 09, 2021
Ecclesiastes chapter 3. Drummer's Version (DV)
1)      For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven:

2)      A time to roll as much as you want, and a time to keep it simple and just play to the music.

3)      A time to blame the pedal for your mistakes on the drums, and a time to take responsibility.

4)      A time to get benched, and a time for you to bench someone.

5)      A time to tune the drums, and a time to leave it just the way it is (no go do pass yourself).

6)      A time to play for free, and a time to play for cash and good connections (don’t ever feel guilty about this).

7)      A time to say yes to every Gig, and a time to say no to some (please, make sure you have enough good paying Gigs before saying no to some, else you are own your own).

cool      A time to play with broken sticks, and a time to change that stick (it haff tried. Lol).

9)      A time to be patient with singers that goes off beat, and a time to stand up and walk away (don’t let any singer stress your life. Lol).

10)   A time to rehearse alone, and a time to rehearse with the band or friends.

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