etiquettemister:
Just coz I opened up to her dat I was goin to marry two wives...and d next was, she gave me an awful look, rose to her feet, gently picked and disappeared into the thin atmosfere...

That was d last day I set my eyes on her...even upon several calls, she wudnt picked...

But the funniest of it was dat, after some years, I found out dat she ended up married to a man wit 2 wives alredy...and she was the 3rd wife....

IjeBos:
Last ex was too comfortable with me spending on her and very uncomfortable spending anything herself. She was gorgeous so I'm 100% sure she'll meet a guy who's comfortable with that as well. Ended that.

The ex before was successful and brilliant. But wanted to convince me that business meetings(1 on 1) starting at 9pm and ending at 2amish were normal. I understood to a degree given her industry but also thought they should be rare. She called me insecure.. (a whole me) hmm. As a compromise I asked her just to give me a heads up especially if it required a flight somewhere (flying out in the evening to meet a client and returning the next morning). We argued, she eventually agreed and cut back on them. That whole experience left a bitter taste in my mouth though. It left me feeling controlling that I had to even ask that. I also questioned whether she would resent me at some point if she felt I stifled her business. Combined with other issues, decided we had different values. Ended it.

gfon:
does that make me one?

Toks2008:


Lol! Nah me be her papa wey I go give you?

Purplebubble:
I found all these out before I moved on. Point of correction I can never be bitter with an ex, no. He is an ex for a damn reason. Once I move on I'm done if he likes let him be whatever I don't care and that's y I'm minding my business.

Toks2008:


Can you imagine.

See, never tell a woman you will marry an extra wife. Just do it when the time comes.

Me I can marry as many ladies as I desire... But I won't go beyond two IF I WILL EVER DESIRE TO MARRY AN EXTRA ONE

And if I do I will simply rent separate apartment for her.

Zzor:
He was been stingy with money and he refused to buy a particular gold necklace for me and another guy gladly bought it for me,so we went our separate ways because of the incompatibility

Kondomatic:
Marriage wahala.


Day 1: I saw Nneka and her husband today, they look so cute.

Day 2: My friend Oge is getting married tomorrow.

Day 3: My friends husband bought Galaxy S5 for her.

Day 4: You remember that my school mate I told you about that day? She's getting married soon.

It continued like this for long. I was like don't you have single friends?

Hian....... Months later.



She: You remember that guy I told you about? The one that has been asking me out? He's back in the country and wants to meet. He wants to marry me.



Me: Marry him.


That was it. We quarreled and she left. Days later she shared pictures she snapped with the guy on whatsapp status. Even when they were abed.

Dude collected his own share of the spoils and left. She found out later that he's married and quietly slide back into singlehood.


We still single till today.

Munzy14:

Lol.....nke a afugbuo la gi....

Ghosting wunu if u have this troubling partner...onwere condition o ga awu, gi e ghost ya.

bigpicture001:
My own dumped me cuz of self pressure by herself for marriage....

I really want to marry her, but because sh works and have seen money enough,I am not up to her class :so sh thinks....

As sh says,sh will only marry a 'very rich man'

I have been d one holding d relationship from breaking,sh is always wanting out..I got tired...and I got tired of begging and let her leave....

mariahAngel:


If you're in the habit of ghosting people, then yes.

pozehnani:


Who will last with an ITK?
Thank God she left. I'm sure she's with a better man.

Have a nice century.

gfon:
ever watched ghostbusters?

Zzor:
I only answered a simple question from op,where did you drop your sense before typing this?go back and look for your sense so you can type well next time.yen yen yen and where I come from women don't buy things for men

mariahAngel:


You see the bolded? THAT'S DECEPTIVE AND FRAUDULENT!

Whatever you would not like to be done to you, NEVER do it to another human in any form or guise, or else you'll receive it back in manifolds!
IT IS THE LAW OF LIFE! IT IS REAL!

Juliearth:





When you go to wh*re houses looking for faithful women, what do you expect? My concern is the fact that you may have broken the hearts of quite a number of good women who are well grounded.


Come to think of it, because most women are unfaithful, you go about dating and ghosting them... Does that even make sense?

luminouz:


Gbenulo, stingy ass...

Just gimme her number, papa told!!

Yusufisraelj:


How can you tell he's an ITK. Mehn this one hard.

Toks2008:


Your mumuism is Epic.

mariahAngel:


Never start a conversation with me like that ever again!
Could you not come up with a better word? How weak!

...and to think I thought you were one of the few men worthy of respect on this forum...
How disappointing!

pozehnani:


Lol Who doesn't know chatinent on here? Always countering other people's opinions. I can imagine how he would have stuffed freedom out of the girls existence..

I don't expect him to reply me now because he's on suspension till next decade to mention me. .

Me isreal, this table you've come to shake, I hope you'll be there when he uses the pieces to bresku head. Lol.. i'm out!

Toks2008:


Sorry for that.

That was why I edited it as you can see.

I was being funny but after a second thought I felt you may find it offensive so I edited.

No vex.

But back to the matter... The truth is that there is no point telling a lady you will get an extra woman.

I'm not polygamous at the moment and I may never be but if I choose to, I don't have to tell my wife not because I don't respect her but there are things you just don't discuss with a woman.

As long as I still respect her, give her sexual satisfaction and plays my role as a responsible husband, I believe I have done well.

baralatie:

there are actually 3 of them on this tread that have personality crisis.
I don't know if they are he,she or it

mariahAngel:

No. Why?

Zzor:
I only answered a simple question from op,where did you drop your sense before typing this?go back and look for your sense so you can type well next time.yen yen yen and where I come from women don't buy things for men

DryMouth:
Mine is confused...
She cheated and fell in love with the guy she cheated with. She made me responsible for the pregnancy the guy gave to her and decided to break up with me to cover up. She successfully broke up with me which tore me apart, I sha moved on quickly because i was seeing massive money at this point so meeting island babes was so easy...
One faithful morning i was driving to work and was at third mainland bridge when a WhatsApp VN entered my phone and alas it was a full confessional msg she sent.. saying she has been seeing the guy longer than i thought and how she made me responsible for the pregnancy because i was more from a comfortable home(this one pain me pass) and how she was willing to break up with the guy and be with me bla bla.... I called her over my house and we talked for over 6hours and she agreed to do a voice recording when she is breaking up with the guy and she sent it to me...

From their recorded conversation, I decoded that she was the one that loves the guy cos the guy doesn't feel sh*t abt her.. the guy adviced her and succumbed to the break up... Do you know this fool borrowed this guy a huge amount of money Anyways i don't blame her for that cos i can never ask her for money but she buy me gifts once in a while...
After the whole bullshit I accepted her back but this time with the intentions of making her pay for what she made me passed through...

Am planning on wasting her time... I moved to the island sef without letting her know(this one pain am) and I've never invited her to this new apartment cos the real babe is back in the country(she went for Msc abroad) and we had planned relocating finally to Canada..
This my "babe" thinks we are still in relationship lol. The real truth that she is dating herself...
I'll waste her time till she gets to 29 before dumping her...

She is now showing me wedding pictures of all her friends.
Always telling me abt marriages...

DryMouth:
Mine is confused...
She cheated and fell in love with the guy she cheated with. She made me responsible for the pregnancy the guy gave to her and decided to break up with me to cover up. She successfully broke up with me which tore me apart, I sha moved on quickly because i was seeing massive money at this point so meeting island babes was so easy...
One faithful morning i was driving to work and was at third mainland bridge when a WhatsApp VN entered my phone and alas it was a full confessional msg she sent.. saying she has been seeing the guy longer than i thought and how she made me responsible for the pregnancy because i was more from a comfortable home(this one pain me pass) and how she was willing to break up with the guy and be with me bla bla.... I called her over my house and we talked for over 6hours and she agreed to do a voice recording when she is breaking up with the guy and she sent it to me...

From their recorded conversation, I decoded that she was the one that loves the guy cos the guy doesn't feel sh*t abt her.. the guy adviced her and succumbed to the break up... Do you know this fool borrowed this guy a huge amount of money Anyways i don't blame her for that cos i can never ask her for money but she buy me gifts once in a while...
After the whole bullshit I accepted her back but this time with the intentions of making her pay for what she made me passed through...

Am planning on wasting her time... I moved to the island sef without letting her know(this one pain am) and I've never invited her to this new apartment cos the real babe is back in the country(she went for Msc abroad) and we had planned relocating finally to Canada..
This my "babe" thinks we are still in relationship lol. The real truth that she is dating herself...
I'll waste her time till she gets to 29 before dumping her...

She is now showing me wedding pictures of all her friends.
Always telling me abt marriages...