Sometimes I just look at God creatures and smile. He created lot of beautiful things that we see all around us. But there is this particular tiny animal among his creations that baffles me all the time.

Lately I have been studying mosquitoes and its way of life. I do this not because I admire them but it all because they have been thorn in my flesh. I now found out that this particular animal is the most cunning animal in the world.
Due to high price of mosquito raid I now find another means of putting this little but dangerous enemy to shame. First thing I did was to start closing my door room as early as 5pm even if there is heat. Why? because through my research, it is during this period they normally come in preparation for fantastic mosqitoes vampire party. It did work for few days until these little devil's changed it for me. I noticed they change their entry time to as early before 5pm. wtf.
There is no way I won't open my door Naaaa. some come as early before 5PM, some even targetd when I want to enter in the evening so as to follow me inside. What is blood that I cannot give sef, it is just that I can't stand their noise. How can something be drinking you and be making noise on your head at the same time. Like wtf?
So I made another plan because I use to sleep late in the night(online stuff). I changed my plan from defence to a full offence, yeah massive attack shit! 11:30pm on dot I would take my broom, yeah you heard right. I would carry my broom, ON my phone light and start looking for their vampire hideout in my room. I killed like 25 in my first night..oh that night I slept like a baby. I woke up in the morning, I smiled thinking I had won the battle. I did the same shit throughout the week and it all worked out.
At least, it worked out until the following week that this little bast**D's changed the game for me again. How? Normally they are some parts in my body they don't suck from. They deal with only arm, legs, neck, lap...they don't touch face and the other parts.
Now you know I can't always use my broom to touch all their hideouts, so definitely some would escape. Hmmmm my brother and sisters the few that remained show me shit! Like vampire shit!. How? The few that remained decided not to suck from those normal part. They sucked and chewed my nipples, they entered my bursar and they sucked from balls (is there even blood in the balls?) I don't know they sha suck there too, including my lips and flat yansh. They didn't even sing their yeye song for me to notice anything. ( all I know is that I dreamt fighting war with vampires).
I woke up today with a disfigured lips, swollen balls, I no even see my yansh again. I don go borrow money and I get two packs of raid sitting in my room. Let's see they've got to offer tonight. Thunder go fire them