^{***commentary***}
turns out, muki's injury ain't so bad afterall; she gesticulatin apologetically whilst still takin snipes @ peeps. . . Thank God she's alrite!
Meanwhile, we need 2 get medics 2 check somze out 4 traces of sexual harrassment, he's been yappin abt gays since return. . .

freekick at the entire commentary box

penalty ta ruudie's mouth to scater his teeth

Freekick to all my friend's enemies. They are all playing with cobra's tail:soon to be bitten with venom.

@ MUKINA

You DON START AGAIN?

IF You SAY A WORD OF SHYT AGAIN, THEN IT WILL BE TAKEN THAT U ARE REALLY ASKING FOR IT

Kitaun, please don't sheath your sword. Let's set this place on fire.

I dey go buy popcorn and coke.

popcorn and coke?

why not bread and akara mashed to serve as burger

Kit, I'm really confused here. About the Amoke girl thing, what I heard is that Muki and Amoke fought. So why are you accusing Mukina of poisoning Amoke's mind about you. I thought they were enemies.
This shi*t don't make no sense to me. 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=13245.msg711397#msg711397

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=29266.msg711519#msg711519

Kit Abeg send me the akara burger recipe. . Make i try am out

Oooooooooooh My Dayzzzzzzzzzzzz.
SOMEBODY HELP ME, Razorr has joined the party.
Gosh, we don't want RAZORR here. . . . . .
Oh ma God . . .She's trying to touch me groin.

@ J-K,
Can we exchange seats? Razorr is tormenting me here.
Lest i forget . . . . .Get me anutha handful of pop-corn and a handgun.
I need to poke shots at someone here.

@MUKS,
Good to see ya.
You shouldn't have dumped Dr. Kit just like that.
For your mis-behaviour, this court hereby sentences u to 100 hrs of community service.
Cheating is not allowed in this Nairaland city.

@KITAUN,
It wasn't really your fault u got played.
I want u to always look before u leap the next time. There are so many dangerous chics out there looking for men to devour.
The court sentences u to 24 hrs community service for common assault on MUKS.
Firing abuses to a woman cannot be tolerated in this zone. I hope u have learnt your lessons.

@RAZORR,
The pre-sentence report here says u are the major culprit and u have previous convictions in the past.
You are a major player, an instigator and a sex beast.
Intel says u have slept with 8 chics and 2 guys already on Nairaland and that is appaling.
Keep your legs together and stop polluting our innocent men and women.
For your part in this mayhem, The court sentences u to 500 hrs community service and a fine of 5000 pounds to be paid within 10 working days to me.
Furthermore, i will issue a restraining order of 50 mile-radius away from MUKS, KIT and JEJELOLATU.
If u are seen within 50 mile radius of any of the above mentioned, i shall send u to Nairaland's penitertiary.


Akola, Lordimpaq and Islander . . . . . . .All y'all shall remain in custody until the jury can reach a verdict on ur offences.
Your case has been adjourned till the 1st of August.

This is my judgement . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . .And the court RISES

You are crazyyyyyyyyyyy

Of course i wont hear from Jeje now that her friends are leading us to other threads that is of no concern here.

But when I and Jackal start, peeps jump out from no where to run their mouths.

Meanwhile jackass
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html

Hey Smeagol-Somze,

Take ur rubbish thread outta here.
We are trying to deal with more important issues here.
No one is interested in ur ideas and campaign.
Must i write in ur thread by force?
U are not popular so deal with it.

Jackal:


SOMEBODY HELP ME, Razorr has joined the party.
Gosh, we don't want RAZORR here. . . . . .
Oh ma God . . .She's trying to touch me groin.

     

You this stupid broke-ass asshole with a mag*got infested d*ick! Me touch your groin? Oh my Gosh! Some people can dream sha!
Sweety, you will never feel my hands on your peanut sized d*ick, at least not in this lifetime!    

Jackal:

[size=13pt]Firing abuses to a woman cannot be tolerated in this zone.[/size]

See who is talking. . . Teapot calling kettle black.

By the way, who made you judge?   Let a more responsible senior member of the board come and give judgement jare.  

come on jackass dont be scared
just go and admit you cant rap
peeps r waitin

@Jackal.
Exchange seats with you? Hell no! Its nice watching way up here. Am not gettin involved.
Infact things are happening so fast i can hardly keep up.
Muks entered and threw some darts. Dr Kit dodged them nicely like a skilled warrior dodging arrows. . Then Razorr came in to give Muks more ammunition! am so lovin all of these.
Jackal am out of popcorn o. Do you mind groundnuts? lol. .
Lemme sit back so i wont get hit by stray bullets! lol

@Razorr

what has Amoke got to do with this thread?

I told you that u know too much for ur own good!!!

BTW where did u get those links from? u been snooping around? or they gave it to u ?  na wao    


@Jackal

u will never make a good judge

Kit, its a shame that you and muks are fighting in the open like this. I will go talk to her. You guys should stop it. I don tire.

@ Somze,

Go back to your dad and admit u can't rap.
I don't join issues with nicompoops.
You are flat, watery and your general knowledge of the art is ZILCH.
Where the heck were u in the last 14 days i knocked u out? Helping your dad pluck cocoa in a plantation?
I am sorry for y'all future.
Sorry mate . . . . . .I aint doing shyte on your thread.
I am bound to lose street credibility if i am caught doing battles with a lagos tout.


@ Razorr,

Now you're denying it.
I can feen your pain. Loads of Nairaland members now know u pack HEAT.
Anyways, i was appointed the judge of this case and theres nuthing u can do about it.
Make sure u report to your council 1st thang on Monday.
If u get there quick, u might be lucky u get a cleaning job @ the public toilet in Ikeja.
Muks will be painting The Emirates(what a sweet job?)


@ J-K,
Did u say ground-nut?
Now u are taking the piss on me. Do i look like SMEAGOL to ya?
Get me Onion-flavoured PRINGLES and a can of orange Fanta.
Lets exchange seats i am begging u. Someone's sufferinf from Halitosis here and a lot of the people at the back are FARTING.
They musta taken beans or boiled-egg cos the odour oozing outta here is x-tra toxic.
Uurrrrrrrrrmgh. . . . . . .I can tell u the FART has a DNA index matching Razorr's DNA.
Could it be Razorr polluting the air?
Pls gemme outta here . . . . .

By the way, Somze, I thought you and Jackal had ended this fight?  You never resolve the plagiarism issue? I thought Jackal had confessed since.

chei i love NL sports

its the best spot

JK i will shoot you o

@ Razorr am not fighting anymore thot i told you that .

jackal
keep telling your self that
meanwhile, i found out ALL YOUR RAP was STOLEN / PLAGIARISED
why dont you just admit it? You are a rap thief!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html

Jackal don't piss me off. Don't push me, because I am two steps away from exposing your ass on this site.
Leave my name out of your lips before I get mad. I know all your secrets and trust me, I won't be making accusations without evidence. I've got many things to show peeps here about you that would make Nairaland freeze in shock.    

Don't push me Jack!    

@ Razorr,

I surrender . . . .As a matter of fact, i am handing over ma robe to u.
U can preside on the case. Lemme resign.
Dont expose ma ass on this forum. If i get sacked then u wlda forfeited ma pension and retirement benefits.
Gimme your account number again . . . . .Lemme wire the dough straight up.
I am loyal to your government . . .Erm, erm i wont say shyte again about cha.

street credibility?

man u r good. You wont know the meaning of "credibility" if it hits you in the face.
Bitch please, Every one on Rap thread know you are a rap thief, Every single person.

Credi . . . what?

Dude you cant even spell that word

Razorr  are you 50 cent?

Haaaa. . . Jack! That's not exactly what I was talking about although it's related. Thanks for reminding me about that dough though. I'll just add it to my stream of evidence.    

This is one of the diadvantages of internet kizzack

Somebody please get SMEAGOL off ma back.
He's been having persistent erections for me since the start of this month.
SMEAGOL, i aint GAY like your Daddy. Try harder or consult MUKS to give u a list of all the gays on Nairaland so u can get jiggy with them.
Leave me the Bleep alone and go and ply your Oshodi raps elsewhere.
You are too minute for me to battle with.
Ma advice: Buy a mic and battle with your biological father not your foster Daddy.


@ Razorr,
So what are u on about then? I really dunno.
Anyways, so u have forgotten about the cheddarz that quickly. Does it mean i should keep the money?
Babes, u must be RICH.
Meanwhile . . . . . . .Whuts cracking?

This is more than any movie i've seen. Twists and turns. Threats and denials. Secrets waitin to be revealed. . .

hey you. . . pls gimme some popcorn!

battle?
dude p-l-e-a-s-e
whooped you on that already
exposed you ass a rap thief.
call me wateva u want dude,
You're still a rap thief and i've proved so beyond any doubts.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html

CHEI!

[size=16pt]Nairaland ROCKS![/size]

justkunmi:

This is more than any movie i've seen. Twists and turns. Threats and denials. Secrets waitin to be revealed. . .

sharaaaaaaaap and gerout of hia! I no talk again o. Gbeborun!

justkunmi:

This is more than any movie i've seen. Twists and turns. Threats and denials. Secrets waitin to be revealed. . .

hey you. . . please gimme some popcorn!

Jk start ur own

@ razorr sure sure