it's been said that majority of guys are simp by nature, in fact in attesting to this, it was further hinted that about 50% of guys are simp. I completely disagree because a greater percentile of that 50% are simp and it's worrisome because it increases everyday. Instances dey now.... Recently a supposed dude of mine, knowingly married a runs girl (we tendered proofs) and then he went telling this babe that his friends were out to ruin his relationship. Las las they are married but I can't say happily. because he marry her 7 months ago and they don drop twins.... went for the DNA and boom, none are his kids.....

by the way, let me not deter this topic.... cos I'm gonna be talking about my experiences still as a simp... I would be abused, insulted, but trust me that simping was at my juvenile and it lasted to my university days which was about 8 years ago.

so grab those pop corn and stay along..... I shall be segmenting this post and let's feel free to communicate and share our experiences too....


see you in the next post.... throw in the likes so I commence.....

Grabs seat, pick a bottle of wine, patiently waiting...

booking

Simpsons come and learn ooo

Guys I've had a lot of crazy simpy experiences with women... when I flash through the gallery of these experiences in my head I sometimes which I could turn back times and go fix them.... I'm gonna share of my most painful experiences I can never forget in a hurry.

It all started vividly during the champions league football match between Arsenal and AC Milan... I am sure you guys remember right! Arsenal played that match with a white jersey and then we won 2-0 fabregas was one of the goal scorers. I was overjoyed being an Arsenal, I had taken my excitement to this babe I've been courting online (knew her through the then Eskimi site ), out of excitement i called her and asked her out then she said YES! Dude it was a double exciting night for me. Arsenal had won and My virtual girlfriend said Yes.... I felt like a king.

Forgive my manners pls;

A quick background to this girl. Her name was peggie (the name she calls herself tho) and she hails from Delta state. Urhobo by tribe and she claimed she stayed with her uncle because he was to sponsor her education. she looked really pitiful and helpless to me, one of the reasons I liked her and tut i have found this special one.

At the peak of free night calls, those years we will spend time calling over the phone at night. Would talk for hours. I would sing "you are not alone by Michael Jackson" to her and she will sing "speechless" to me. we were so into ourselves, That was the very time i was sourcing for admission, got admission to UNN snubbed it, and accepted Delta State Uni Admission, because of ......... ? you guessed right, PEGGIE

Finally I will meet her, i thought to myself. our love will become reality. I shall be her king and she shall be my queen..... Funny thin be say i no even dey reason lash the babe that time, I was just thinking i will preserve her and we would love ourselves together and get married. we sometimes talked and joked about how many kids we would have and how she will be the best mom to us...

guys when I broke the good news to peggie about my admission in delta state, she was hell happy. Finally, we would see and be together she said.

(To be continued)

Oya continue

It can say Peggie go fuvck u up... I dey wait for the next episode ooo

athenswonders:
Guys I've had a lot of crazy simpy experiences with women... when I flash through the gallery of these experiences in my head I sometimes which I could turn back times and go fix them.... I'm gonna share of my most painful experiences I can never forget in a hurry.

It all started vividly during the champions league football match between Arsenal and AC Milan... I am sure you guys remember right! Arsenal played that match with a white jersey and then we won 2-0 fabregas was one of the goal scorers. I was overjoyed being an Arsenal, I had taken my excitement to this babe I've been courting online (knew her through the then Eskimi site ), out of excitement i called her and asked her out then she said YES! Dude it was a double exciting night for me. Arsenal had won and My virtual girlfriend said Yes.... I felt like a king.

Forgive my manners pls;

A quick background to this girl. Her name was peggie (the name she calls herself tho) and she hails from Delta state. Urhobo by tribe and she claimed she stayed with her uncle because he was to sponsor her education. she looked really pitiful and helpless to me, one of the reasons I liked her and tut i have found this special one.

At the peak of free night calls, those years we will spend time calling over the phone at night. Would talk for hours. I would sing "you are not alone by Michael Jackson" to her and she will sing "speechless" to me. we were so into ourselves, That was the very time i was sourcing for admission, got admission to UNN snubbed it, and accepted Delta State Uni Admission, because of ......... ? you guessed right, PEGGIE

Finally I will meet her, i thought to myself. our love will become reality. I shall be her king and she shall be my queen..... Funny thin be say i no even dey reason lash the babe that time, I was just thinking i will preserve her and we would love ourselves together and get married. we sometimes talked and joked about how many kids we would have and how she will be the best mom to us...

guys when I broke the good news to peggie about my admission in delta state, she was hell happy. Finally, we would see and be together she said.

(To be continued)

Hummm

Make I follow your story; 20% because say you be Gunner, and 80% because I want to know what Peggie did to your heart

The way you guys are making this Red Pill look like, I pray it doesn't turn to a cult group.

Wole Soyinka didn't expect it to get worse to this stage despite his good intentions.

Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Omo

athenswonders:
Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

okay na

hhhh kwantiniyu hhhhhh daughter of jezebel is about to strike

Warlord2014:
okay na

Must you quote everything

athenswonders:

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Ah...

Make ur guy no knack Peggie oh...

I go join u cry

Fa fa fa foul

On a Saturday morning This is gonna be interesting

I am already crying cos i know it will end in PREMIUM TEARS.. .....Vagina people.

Nah SIMPs de downgrade manhood

This story may not end well the way I dey see am

I hope you finish this story

luminouz:


Must you quote everything

You wan break him jaw

Ok

Definitely following.

Mm

athenswonders:
it's been said that majority of guys are simp by nature

No, not really. Simps are created by social conditioning. The media, movies, music, feminine influence on boys, etc, all work together to create the army of simps we have.

And hey, Gunners for life, we smashing those walking alone niggas later.

luminouz:

Must you quote everything

do you want to call 911 on that?

Okay people, I ask you... What have you heard about the devil? when the devil proposes a deal to you, how do you take it... TORITSEJU was the devil.... but a god-sent devil, sent to deliver me from simphood...

Back to the story.... TORITSEJU has given me the permission to think of his deal and bet.... he said, it's okay if I don't accept it. Lemme remind you, the bet was...

Give me 5 days, i will get peggie over here to see a stranger like me.. and he never requested for her number, all he wanted was just her Facebook username and my permission to strike.

I trusted peggie, i had thought about the beautiful time and promises we made to ourselves in a glance. How she vowed, we will never part ways..... I had also thought about TORITSEJU record.. we nickname him "Camp nou" because he never fails at every target he lays his hands on. Somehow it a tough match for me..... It was an emotional "El Clasico". while I was thinking about TORITSEJU proposal I had discussed that with my room mate, who witnessed the love and calls I made with peggie, he was the closest person that knew how we both felt for each other.... Lol... of course he also knew TORITSEJU record also, who doesn't know it? I was about herding to meet TORITSEJU to refute his proposal when my room mate gbenga told me that I should take the proposal but spells out a clause that ON NO CONDITION SHOULD TORITSEJU BLEEP HER.... I was so mad with my room-mate gbenga.... how can you even say this? so for your mind you believe say e go bleep am.... no be you tell me say this peggie, our love strong and make i hold am tight... are you now beginning to doubt her.... Gbenga smiled back, scratching his head and said "he get why ooo".. just make that terms clear with hi, and that's all... you risk nothing. I took to his advice and met with TORITSEJU and told him I accepted the offer.... He asked if I was sure about this and that he isn't forcing me oo, I told him, I'm sure. I gave him her Facebook details and asked him how many days... he said, LET'S MAKE IT 7 DAYS NOW.... Then I told him should she fall for you and come see you, please no lash her...... he laughed and told me I tut i trusted her.... I told him just incase, but I still trust her.... he assured me he wasn't gonna sleep with her..... people, TORITSEJU ASSURED ME HE WASN'T GONNA SLEEP WITH PEGGIE.... HE F**KING DID.... Then after given him the username he told me, MY TIME STARTS NOW.....

Meanwhile I cheated, I gave peggie a clue that some guy named TORITSEJU stole her Facebook username from my phone and that we were school mate, and that she shouldn't listen to him.... she vowed with her life that she wouldn't even accept his request and that her soul was already sold to me.... repeat it baby? My soul is sold to you baby.... gbam!!! that was it... I was sure TORITSEJU was gonna loose.... but was he?

Guys, we were all anticipating.... all man heart dey pump, gbenga my roomate was also anticipating. It was an EMOTIONAL EL-CLASICO

(to be continued)

Interesting! Uncle op can you send me the full PDF... I Want to confirm something

Daniellano:
Interesting! Uncle op can you send me the full PDF... I Want to confirm something

guy this f**king real.... I'm tryna add humor and suspense to the narrative but it doesn't change the fact that it's my personal experience.

Arsenate:

No, not really. Simps are created by social conditioning. The media, movies, music, feminine influence on boys, etc, all work together to create the army of simps we have.

And hey, Gunners for life, we smashing those walking alone niggas later.

gunners... I sight you.