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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:50am On Nov 03, 2021
A girl can leave you if you don't have a job. The same girl can leave you if you're too busy with your job...know this and have peace.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2021
Steal your girlfriend's phone and text her best friend that you're pregnant, if she replies by asking who is responsible, my brother you're dating a community project.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29pm On Nov 07, 2021
Work hard, get paid, buy beans and egg, eat and mess in the bus let everyone smell your success... grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:42am On Nov 15, 2021
No matter how lazy your boyfriend is, he will never ask you to pass him his phone especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors will always give him the strength to stand up and pick it up.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iampeterben(m): 11:45pm On Nov 16, 2021
FalseProphet1:
No matter how lazy your boyfriend is, he will never ask you to pass him his phone especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors will always give him the strength to stand up and pick it up.
Dude heaven is far from you.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2021
If she supports you when you're broke, when you're rich leave her let her support another man untill all men become rich!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by SilasIBB: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2021
Righteousness2:
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

Chai �
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 11:26pm On Dec 14, 2021
grin grin
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29am On Dec 16, 2021
Nobody Goes Through More Pains Than A Good Man Trying To Prove His Love To The Wrong Woman.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by NamelessOGBENI(m): 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
NewSoul:
I see Falseprophet becoming a relationship based pastor.

I see him promoting the redpill

I see him opening a small church for singles and youths

These I have seen!
This one off me o
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by NamelessOGBENI(m): 1:50pm On Dec 16, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Women Problems

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it

Wife: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
Husband: Then don't cut it

WIfe: They say short hair is the fashion these days..
Husband: Then cut it

Wife: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
Husband: Then don't cut it

Wife: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
Husband: Then cut it

Wife: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
Husband: Then don't cut it

Wife: But short hair is very easy to manage..
Husband: Then cut it

Wife: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.
Husband: Then don't cut it

Wife: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
Husband: Then cut it

Wife: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.
Husband: Then don't cut it

Wife: Still I feel like giving it a try once
Husband: Then cut it

Wife: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
Husband: Then don't cut it


The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences. "Then cut it" and "Then don't cut it."

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:34pm On Dec 20, 2021
Call a man a lion and he will be happy, but call him an animal, quarrel don start.... biko is lion an electronic device? undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Call a man a lion and he will be happy, but call him an animal, quarrel don start.... biko is lion an electronic device? undecided

Lmaoo. cheesy

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2021
This thread still dey.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:12pm On Jan 27, 2022
When your boyfriend spend lavishly on you, it's love but when your brother does the same for his girlfriend, it's juju. What's wrong with Nigerian girls.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Tonero231: 2:02pm On Jan 28, 2022
FalseProphet1:
When a short girl tells you "nice hair" bros kindly check your zip. lipsrsealed

U are madt grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iampeterben(m): 6:22am On Jan 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
When your boyfriend spend lavishly on you, it's love but when your brother does the same for his girlfriend, it's juju. What's wrong with Nigerian girls.
Bia FalseProphet or whatever they call you, this is new year! Wetin be all this na.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by ogyunging(m): 6:24pm On Feb 15, 2022
Hilarious
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:14am On Feb 16, 2022
If you don't give a Nigerian girl money, it automatically means that you don't love her. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:49am On Feb 20, 2022
Treat people right so that when they update their status posts, you won’t assume it’s about you. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51am On Feb 20, 2022
From what I've observed about most girls. Their phone is their private part. Their phone is untouchable but their body isn't.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:57pm On Feb 22, 2022
Ladies do you remember when you promised yourself that no man will touch you until you get married. Today you're now a Doggggy expert whilst waiting for Mr right. Weldon. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:02am On Feb 23, 2022
Three people that are difficult to advise. A man with money, a woman in love, and a person desperately following a prophet for solution.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:59pm On Feb 23, 2022
Please those girls that fetches water in the morning should please be wearing bra, my friend almost fell into gutter today. embarassed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
You can't love thick ladies and hate stretch marks....My brother, heavy rain comes with thunder. lipsrsealed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:51pm On Feb 24, 2022
Magnoliaa:
This thread still dey.
Yup...you can become a partner.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by karkinase(m): 7:36am On Feb 26, 2022
False prophet on the beat wink

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:42pm On Feb 26, 2022
Don't be afraid of losing people..... Be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please fake people.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59pm On Mar 09, 2022
Prostitution start when you think that you're too beautiful to suffer without learning and business, handwork or getting a job.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26pm On Mar 13, 2022
Girls do you know that....Hunger can make you think that you have feelings for someone who just bought You food. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:51am On Mar 26, 2022
Be careful how you help people, I was bathing my neighbor's chicken with very hot water this morning, and now she's calling me a thief undecided

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