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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by PacAmaru: 3:47pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
[quote author=Lilpen3758 post=100696590][/quote]Jesus hold me I go kill person |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by KingTom(m): 4:25pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Smopro:You are no SIMP, on the contrary you're a RED PILLER from your account 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by lkillbrokehoes: 4:57pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
JidennaJason:Simping is a disease |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by lkillbrokehoes: 4:59pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Papertrails:He has taken the "Redpill". he's probably a changed man now. |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Cerebellum: 5:05pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
kenzysmith: To slapp you realll hardddd dey hungry me Ajeh! |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 5:33pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
These stories make me feel awful, I don't think I've ever done something simp related but wow y'all got bleeped |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Polynek(m): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
I really enjoyed all the stories in dix thread, but 4 me I hv never dated a girl b4. |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
lkillbrokehoes:A chronic one my brother. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by kenzysmith: 8:44pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
bluskyee:I done swallow red pill they tey I have been banging ladies left and right I done wicked gun the hearts wey I done break enh because of that my experience enh. I no even reach 23 before I turn alhfa male I done wise up tey tey
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Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Lilpen3758: 8:40am On Apr 13, 2021 |
PacAmaru:Calm down...... |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Queenslander(f): 10:51am On Apr 13, 2021 |
Nonexistent:lmao no offense, I have to laugh |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by scofield114: 12:41pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
you guys werent simps at all since u can remember your simping experience i dont have simping experience i have simping experienCEs. the least i could remember is that during level 100 there was one girl in our department i bought phones to her 4times without even having to touch her breasts i found out that she wasnt losing the phones i bought to her as she told me instead she dashed it to her bfs i knew when she gave the fourth phone to one of my friends from another department |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by kenzysmith: 2:40pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
scofield114:your own simp na extra ordinary |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Blackfire(m): 3:21pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
If I vote for buhari in 2015... Can that also quantify me as Simp? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Mcfi(m): 4:38pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
DemonInvoker: Thank God for your life bro... |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Nobody: 2:28pm On May 04, 2021 |
jikaseo:Real men don't wait for time, they fvvck biittches up immediately! |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Realbuzzing(m): 8:16pm On Apr 16, 2022 |
Smopro: Lol I feel u |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Whazar(m): 11:07pm On Apr 16, 2022 |
To some of us, this red pill nah inherited one olohun I never simp before walahi |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by EmzyT: 7:17am On Apr 17, 2022 |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by Olagoods1: 5:04am On Apr 24, 2022 |
In 2020 I fell in love with this girls ,so I used to send her #500 card every week. Total 2500, I bought her watch too 500. Las las the girl dump me thank God she made a red Piller I'm today. In 2021 I asked one girl out, give her the textbook I bought in 100 level, plus shawarma 1k and she also bought me item7 though I later use am pay 2k willingly. But no card no gift unlike the one I dated in 2020 That's how red pill started. I'm now a red Piller. One naira I can't give any girl again without fucking make I use my money carry runz babe is better. |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by shantti(m): 1:48pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
I ran under the heavy rain at night looking for a pharmacy to buy condom from, while the girl I was to have sex with was in my room pressing phone, I was afraid she might change her mind if I wasted time. If u see the way I was running eh, u will think something was after my life. No pharmacy was open, I had to run to a very very very far place under d heavy rain before I could find a pharmacy. After buying the condom, I began d long journey back home, I ran and ran and ran and ran for a long period of time before I got home. My phone spilt cos a lot of water entered inside it, my only palms spoilt, my jeans trousers tore, my wallet was drenched, Cold entered my body and I started shivering. I almost collapsed. I become very sick and had to spend a lot of money on treatment. I regret my stupidity. Thank God for redpill 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by okoroemeka(m): 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
shantti:did you later have any strength left to nack the pvssy,konji it shall not be well with you |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by shantti(m): 2:58pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
okoroemeka: I still nack oh even though I was feeling very feverish and weak. The girl was scared she was like "No come die here abeg oh" |
Re: Share Your Simp Experience U Once Did For A Girl In Your Life by yunglegend99(m): 5:59pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
who never simp hands up in the air... Nobody! |
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