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Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by onlinestaff2020: 8:43am On Apr 18, 2021
beauty7:


It is so laughable that I was just laughing my big ass off while reading it.

For someone like me who read English,I was impressed, if by being impressed,I mean I found it laughably funny.


So you have big ass, wow!

Can I have a taste of your big ass and honey pot?
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by xtervaganza(m): 8:50am On Apr 18, 2021
This is what you call grammar? More like senseless jargons cos all those words don't make my sense the way she put it together
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:14am On Apr 18, 2021
NwekeUG:


https://igberetvnews.com/1387424/nigerian-lady-uses-big-grammar-application-letter-sales-girl-job-photo/


Most words she choose to express herself in this letter are inconsequential and derailing the Context of her formality.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Simplythebest: 9:35am On Apr 18, 2021
To me all this her grammar does not make any sense. Why not her make the application simple. Too much grammatical errors. If am the one hiring she will loose the job.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by princemiracle(m): 9:45am On Apr 18, 2021
Grammatical blunders
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by hermesprogidy(m): 10:06am On Apr 18, 2021
mansakhalifa:
The letter is cacophonous at best. Here and there without any coherency or meaning.

She should have strongly resisted the urge to deploy 'big words' and kept it short and simple- it is a business letter, after all.

It wouldn't take a genius to know that she just threw in a lot of those words without even trying to find out their actual meanings.

I appreciate the effort, but letter-writing is clearly not her forté.
You are right. That was garbage on steroids. Made zero sense.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by hermesprogidy(m): 10:13am On Apr 18, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl
Highly needed for your clients
Test her on speaking it not just writing
Well done babe
So that maniacal quibble made sense to you? Na wa o.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Iamnotfearyou: 10:14am On Apr 18, 2021
[quote author=NwekeUG post=100772469]

One of the most basic strategy in marketing is creating attention, which she obviously is good at else we would not be talking about this
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by godquality: 10:24am On Apr 18, 2021
Lol did she used Google translate or was it Alexa that helped her with this? grin

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Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by 2rez: 10:35am On Apr 18, 2021
mansakhalifa:
The letter is cacophonous at best. Here and there without any coherency or meaning.

She should have strongly resisted the urge to deploy 'big words' and kept it short and simple- it is a business letter, after all.

It wouldn't take a genius to know that she just threw in a lot of those words without even trying to find out their actual meanings.

I appreciate the effort, but letter-writing is clearly not her forté.

Brosie, u sure say this your own sef no be grammarophonous? Meanwhile for this kain weather (rainy season), God sef don sabi say fornication & hin sister, if u sabi the sister, na u know. Both sisters go skyrocket. Do it with sense.

Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by lukman2sure: 10:48am On Apr 18, 2021
Arrant Nonesense
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by lynx200(m): 11:04am On Apr 18, 2021
As far as I'm concerned, this lady just wrote rubbish. While its good to impress and show that your parent's school fees wasn't wasted, if you're not communicating your intent perfectly, you're just talking nonsense. This is just writing for writing sake rather than communicating.

If you're versed in writing, you will see that she misused some of her big words trying to sound over intelligent.

What is "therefore anticipate and galvanize with obligations of this great occupation enormously in order to achieve my perspective in this configuration and self discipline and hard working regard for superiors and individuals is my numerous hobbies in this phenomenon"?

This is just a hurly burly mishmash of words which make no sense. I write for a foreign company and one of the first things we're told is to keep our writing simple. If your writing can't be understood by a wide audience, the writing has no point.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by taiwolomo1: 11:16am On Apr 18, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl
Highly needed for your clients
Test her on speaking it not just writing
Well done babe
is that one English to u?? Or jagoons!!! No fall my hands o grin
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by SyIvalord: 11:42am On Apr 18, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl
Highly needed for your clients
Test her on speaking it not just writing
Well done babe
You do know that letter is nonsense right?
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by 900warriorz: 11:53am On Apr 18, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl
Highly needed for your clients
Test her on speaking it not just writing
Well done babe


She wrote absolute balderdash and you call her intelligent? undecided
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by egopersonified(f): 12:25pm On Apr 18, 2021
When taking applications from a low cadre job, eg cleaner, sales person, driver, etc., insist they write the application in your presence. Most of them don't write themselves, they give to neighbors, friends or family and submit. Please note that a well written application does not necessarily make a good staff.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by beauty7: 12:47pm On Apr 18, 2021
bigpicture001:


Read through your posts.. ND I like the way u think ND things u like

Thank you Sir/Ma
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by beauty7: 1:16pm On Apr 18, 2021
onlinestaff2020:


So you have big ass, wow!

Can I have a taste of your big ass and honey pot?

Because I speak about big ass, people are sending me DM.

You are also talking about having a taste.

It is surprising.

But I believe people should repent and live a righteous life.

The world is evil.

I answered a guy's DM here in Nairaland.

He knew my email because when someone replies your DM, you would then know his or her email.

And I tell you the truth which some people may not want to believe, until you have experienced it yourself:

The guy came in my dream and told me he was the one from Nairaland.

He got to me via my email, which is just the merging of my first name and surname.

He said since I have refused to do immorality with him,he was there to sleep with me.

It was so real.

But I overcame him and he became very sad.

I tried to comfort him since he was very sad.

I later woke up.

Till today, the guy has stopped sending me messages via email,ever since I overcame him in the dream.

We should therefore be wary of people who are trying to come close to us, because we never can tell what they are into.

They could be occultist, advanced witches, juju practitioners, etc.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by HabaHaba: 2:00pm On Apr 18, 2021
Numerouno94:


Not everyone u see on this forum is jobless or a tout. Nd for the fact some of us often typ nd chat in pidgen nd creole doesn't make us illiterates. Some of us put on a different identity wen visiting this forum jux to blend nd have fun.

Now for the records my PhD 'viva voce' is around the corner, thus, i ain't no regular lander u banter words wit.

I suppose u knw wat a register is?. Now critically study ur register nd equally study the choice of words in that composition she penned down nd see if they corrolate.

Some of y'all jux like shutting down people who dishes out a strong constructive criticism.

I weep for this nation if to u wat she penned down makes a sense nd deserves some accolades, thus, shuld b devoid of criticism.

I ain't gonna banter words wit u. U can continue wit ur shenanigans. Have a gud night my frnd.

NOTE please :
1. Correlate NOT CORROLATE
2. "people who dishes out..." is wrong BUT PEOPLE WHO DISH OUT..
3. "makes a sense..." is wrong but MAKES SOME SENSE or make some sense...
4. A good English speaker or writer selects which English style to use, American or British, and sticks to it in toto, not mix American slangs with other grammar, that's grammatical confusion, and a show of very poor understanding of spoken or written English.

By few of the above, I still question your "VivaVoce" integrity.

Anybody can get a PhD from any Nigerian university but not everybody has the right PhD of International standards.
I critique in peace, kindly be professional. No insult intended, please.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Clinghton: 2:12pm On Apr 18, 2021
Las las, na 10, 000 or 20, 000, would be the salary.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Venlony: 2:20pm On Apr 18, 2021
Sign of mental retardation.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by AdebayoHOD(m): 3:02pm On Apr 18, 2021
Seniorwriter:

grin grin grin
Nice to know she wrote all that garbage under the influence of drug or strong substance.
Very anyhow application.
Some persons up there without reading through the thread are even showering her with praises...SMH @ those NL members !

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Shame on you for such request towards this mad application


@Seniorwriter
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by mrkings84(m): 3:32pm On Apr 18, 2021
E concern her and who wan employer with all these grammatical errors cos she fit use big grammar pursue customers...


She will be like, madam, this item is quite ok, it's complte, in fact it's complicated.....
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by DAVE5(m): 5:22pm On Apr 18, 2021
majamajic:
At the end she might not make a good sales girl


Sadly so
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Richthekid: 5:56pm On Apr 18, 2021
Google at work
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by tobstarizhia(m): 7:07pm On Apr 18, 2021
Word Salad. All she said is a heap of hogwash. Just stringing random words together. Even robots could do better.
Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by eldeens: 12:26am On Apr 19, 2021
No be only "glade" na gladiator ni

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