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Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Hassanmaye(m): 3:51pm On Apr 15, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Wait what?

I heard it is used in potions for enhancing libido and increasing the size of gbola. I know some people will see this as a business venture. Prick harvesters. Henceforth na small pant I go dey wear. No more dangling of prick in clubs. No more fast walking so E no go shake. No more pissing in corners. Toilet doors will have to be tightly shut. Even dancing with shordies will be limited. I have to look for every avenue to convince them that my prick is small. For If I don't take care of my prick who will?
Haha so many jobless youth in Nigeria have asset meanwhile they don't know, Haba that's why oyinbo women are dying for us. grin grin
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Hassanmaye(m): 3:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
Bornsinner7:
WTF

7,200 Black GPMG gun!!!??

Imagine going to a Chinese restaurant to order a sausage.. not knowing the delicious sausage you're eating is a black AK-47 riffle of one abayomi from Ogun state
Hahahahahaha wickedness grin grin grin
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Hassanmaye(m): 3:54pm On Apr 15, 2021
Bornsinner7:
WTF

7,200 Black GPMG gun!!!??

Imagine going to a Chinese restaurant to order a sausage.. not knowing the delicious sausage you're eating is a black AK-47 riffle of one abayomi from Ogun state
Afonja people will come for you

Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by NovusHomo(m): 3:56pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chimighty007:
...Omo it's like we go begin get personal security for our joysticks or better still only me go go sell my own instead of someone else stealing it and sell it.

But China sef, can any good thing come from China? Everything about them is today today there is no tomorrow or future

Africa is finished.



https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1381995112205537287

Its a lie. As a lawyer, it is very much below you to peddle such lies. This was a satirical story. I hope that the educated person you claim to be understands what this means. To even think you were a Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by SuaveMagnum: 3:58pm On Apr 15, 2021
I'm just surprised no one is asking if the story is true to begin with.seems FFK is the only person in the world who knows about this. Our mods of course aren't concerned about their complicity in spreading a rumor, they just want the views. Smh

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Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by StankovicEgeni(m): 3:58pm On Apr 15, 2021
Good afternoon, my brothers and Sisters. Can anyone help me track my NIN with my tracking number: S7Y0O0ZP60007UF. It's very important. God bless you all. Thanks
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by nkiliuzo(m): 4:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
this story has been proven to be false, am surprised it even made front page...
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by SuaveMagnum: 4:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
wman:
Who is the mod that brought this fake news to the front page?
this tin just tire peson. Seun is really slacking.

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Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Nobody: 4:03pm On Apr 15, 2021
Fake gist
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by LikeAking: 4:03pm On Apr 15, 2021
Wia the pics.

Or na big lies.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Topmaike007(m): 4:03pm On Apr 15, 2021
Twelfthman:
Lol I always say on this forum. Chinese are evil. African leaders are just too foolish to trust them.. Only time will tell. Watch
is it the Chinese that are harvesting it or is your fellow Nigerians that are harvesting it for them.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by anonymous1759(m): 4:09pm On Apr 15, 2021
Antoeni:
They are Used For Penis Barbecue

This is Graphic please embarassed
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by cosmos1440: 4:10pm On Apr 15, 2021
FFK can lie for Africa.

Until I hear or read this again from another verifiable source, I won't believe it.
. . . so I won't make any comment yet
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by PAWG(m): 4:10pm On Apr 15, 2021
kateskitty:
Fake news

How would 7,200 people lost their joystick in Nigeria and such news would not make front page news until it arrived in China

My guess would be they aren't human joysticks

...and why is FFK the one announcing it?

I wonder how they cook up these stories

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Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by ReeLoaDead(m): 4:19pm On Apr 15, 2021
A tweet is the source of this news? SMH
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by mountmoriah(m): 4:21pm On Apr 15, 2021
we have not seen anything yet, when the bible said the end of time will be brutal, some people said na yeye book.

The devil is not joking with mankind and we dancing with the devil
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by MondayOsunbor(m): 4:22pm On Apr 15, 2021
Ayeong:
Haaaa I can't believe this, nothing I no go see



Foreign exchange na
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Drone95(m): 4:31pm On Apr 15, 2021
OOperation hold ur prick, Chinese are here!
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Chirowman(m): 4:36pm On Apr 15, 2021
Organ harvesters , are carrying out a big business venture here .so custom couldn't impound the container carrying the joysticks.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Nobody: 4:37pm On Apr 15, 2021
Its time for men to start wearing pants so it doesn't dangle to attract harvesters.

Please, check my signature
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Calicoe: 4:37pm On Apr 15, 2021
Pictures or I don't believe
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Donpenny(m): 4:39pm On Apr 15, 2021
What have nigerian girl done to warrant this wastage despite the shortage of joysticks and husband materials cool
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by cococandy(f): 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2021
Kidnapped victims
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by meobizy(f): 5:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
As oga add mouth to the fake news, Nairaland don take am as fact. To have shares in a useless forum is sweet; one can force the moderators to approve any rubbish.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Oracleforce: 5:15pm On Apr 15, 2021
Preek wey never reaches Naija ladies Nah him china dey import go their country...
Naija ladies don suffer so many of them will die childless....or they become 5th wives like Regina Daniel....

Chinese is seriously hunting for naija preek...
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Oracleforce: 5:19pm On Apr 15, 2021
Bornsinner7:
WTF

7,200 Black GPMG gun!!!??

Imagine going to a Chinese restaurant to order a sausage.. not knowing the delicious sausage you're eating is a black AK-47 riffle of one abayomi from Ogun state

Most of the preek in the container are from the Yeast...Igbo-By-Nature...
Okoro and Emeka preeks
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by ronyman(m): 5:23pm On Apr 15, 2021
If sey 9ja de work, na to collect dns samples from the preeque and match it to some of the bodies killed by SARS and you can bet there will be match.
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chimighty007:
...Omo it's like we go begin get personal security for our joysticks or better still only me go go sell my own instead of someone else stealing it and sell it.

But China sef, can any good thing come from China? Everything about them is today today there is no tomorrow or future

Africa is finished.



https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1381995112205537287

NAIRALAND MODS AND SEUN PLEASE YOU NEED TO DO BETTER THAN THE NONSENSE YOU KEEP PUSHING TO FRONT PAGE. TRY TO VERIFY ALL STORIES BEFORE YOU JOIN THE FAKE NEWS TEAM.

THIS PARTICULAR STORY BY FFK IS FALSE. FAKE NEWS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR NAIRALAND

Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Nobody: 5:25pm On Apr 15, 2021
kateskitty:
Fake news

How would 7,200 people lost their joystick in Nigeria and such news would not make front page news until it arrived in China

My guess would be they aren't human joysticks

The story is actually fake

Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by AfonjaConehead: 5:30pm On Apr 15, 2021
Guitar15:
Omon na wa ooooooo...no wonder I nor see HotoroMental blackpantherxxx thefacelessman Mental again grin
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by Jahwinaboy(m): 5:34pm On Apr 15, 2021
This is serious if true
Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by ansyflo99: 5:50pm On Apr 15, 2021
Coming from a former minister? I SMH

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