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Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:42am On Apr 20, 2011
A woman found her husband deep in thought in the middle of the night. She watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of coffee.

''What's the matter, dear?'' she whispered as she stepped into the room.
''Why are you down here at this time of night?''
The husband looked up, ''do you remember 20years ago, when we were dating, and you were only 17?'' he asked solemnly. ''yes, i do, the wife happily replied.

The husband paused. ''Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?''
''yes i remember, ''Do you remember, ''said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued,
''Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter, or i will send you to jail for 20 years? ''I remember that too'', she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and sobbingly said. ''I would have gotten out today!''.
Re: Lol by snthesis(m): 10:21am On Apr 20, 2011
lool grin grin
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:13am On Apr 20, 2011
na so we see am o grin
Re: Lol by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 11:31am On Apr 20, 2011
Wow
Re: Lol by babyme1(f): 12:18pm On Apr 20, 2011
Kai Stud,na so you hate your wife? grin
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2011
Na u talk am o grin
Re: Lol by sylve11: 12:29am On Apr 21, 2011
stud, that's tight. . . .lol grin cool
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:14pm On Apr 21, 2011
thank you baby boy
lol angry
Re: Lol by Estyrhema(f): 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2011
seen that before. sad
Re: Lol by vincent10(m): 7:47pm On Apr 21, 2011
lol. shocked
Re: Lol by ElementG(m): 7:53pm On Apr 21, 2011
HAAAA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Stud u bad ooo shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin ROFLMAO  grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
*sweating oh oh, breathing hard* stud u no go kill me grin grin grin ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Lol by olawalebabs(m): 8:57am On Apr 22, 2011
Kai, what a joke
Re: Lol by sylve11: 11:28am On Apr 22, 2011
Studio CFR:

thank you baby boy
lol angry


nor squeeze join dat ya face ooooooo shocked cool
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:24am On Apr 23, 2011
Estyrhema:

seen that before. sad


in your dream abi?

Mtchew




Element G:

HAAAA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Stud u bad ooo shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin ROFLMAO  grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
*sweating oh oh, breathing hard* stud u no go kill me grin grin grin ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, when man marry women out of will or when them impose woman on a man to marry, the end no dey good.

Thats what dis joke's trying to tell or teach us.
Re: Lol by Sophizzy(f): 9:53pm On Apr 25, 2011
Hilarious. grin
Re: Lol by yinkalink(f): 9:58pm On Apr 25, 2011
D joke is as ancient as d cambrian age!
Re: Lol by Sophizzy(f): 9:59pm On Apr 25, 2011
Hehehehehehehehehe.
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:00pm On Apr 25, 2011
haterz make me famous
Re: Lol by yinkalink(f): 10:05pm On Apr 25, 2011
We both kn u kn i dnt hate u. Even wen u tryd 2 make me,i just cldnt. I just tel it as i c it.i mean,ceriously, wat fossil did u bring it awt 4rm? we nid 2 test it by carbon datin
Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:11pm On Apr 25, 2011
;d ;d ;d

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