A man pulls up to the front of a church in a brand new 2007 model s-class Mercedes Benz. The pastor knowing that men (especially rich ones) like to be proud of their wives beauty announces, today every man will give an offering according to the beauty of his wife.

The entire male congregation come out with wads of money (thousands & millions) to prove that they have got the prettiest wife.

But the man in the Benz simply comes out and drops 10 Naira in the offering box. The pastor amazed walks up to the man and says, did u not hear me? I said everyone would make an offering according to the beauty of his wife,

To which the man replied. I heard you,
Pastor: where is your wife?
Man: she’s in the car.

The pastor rushes to the car to have a word with the wife, as he opened the car door and saw the wife, he shouted to the usher

Usher, please give that man 5 Naira change!!!

Folanusi, that was a bad one there. cant stop lmfao

Now that was a mean one lol poor lady

[center]THE YOUNG bUSINESSMAN[/center]

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

that was a nice 1.lol

@ Folanusi 

How foolish the businessman must have looked !

Buahahahahahahahahahaha @ second joke


he must have seemed like an insane business man lol

the woman de suffer from wowoism [ the wowish wowo]

[center]NAKED[/center]
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks. The new maid pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."



That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her.



That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."



Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed, I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."

lol

Those jokes were hilarious, i almost woke everyone up 4rm sleep

nice

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

U got me rolling over with laughter. Kip it up.

A man checked into a hotel in Brazil . There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile , somewhere in Australia a widow had just arrived home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which Read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: June 3 , 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.s. It is damn hot down here!!

@Osereka

the woman de suffer from wowoism [ the wowish wowo]

o boi ur make me laugh 2 much o

@folanusi

A man pulls up to the front of a church in a brand new 2007 model s-class Mercedes Benz. The pastor knowing that men (especially rich ones) like to be proud of their wives beauty announces, today every man will give an offering according to the beauty of his wife.

The entire male congregation come out with wads of money (thousands & millions) to prove that they have got the prettiest wife.

But the man in the Benz simply comes out and drops 10 Naira in the offering box. The pastor amazed walks up to the man and says, did u not hear me? I said everyone would make an offering according to the beauty of his wife,

To which the man replied. I heard you,
Pastor: where is your wife?
Man: she’s in the car.

The pastor rushes to the car to have a word with the wife, as he opened the car door and saw the wife, he shouted to the usher

Usher, please give that man 5 Naira change!!!

Nice one!

I will keep Updating these jokes, so stay tuned,

Not bad at all!

nice 1

That bussiness man must be stupid

Falanusi all ur jokes are wonderful

Man ur jokes are guuuuuuuuuuuud.Gosh, especially the one that has to do with a man sending his wife email.Man don't know what you do or how much you make in the Uk, but comedy is big business here in naija, u just might consider it

haha, funny.

IykeD:
Man ur jokes are guuuuuuuuuuuud.Gosh, especially the one that has to do with a man sending his wife email.Man don't know what you do or how much you make in the Uk, but comedy is big business here in naija, u just might consider it

back then, you thought he was the original owner of those jokes. Lol