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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Twelfthman: 11:26am On Apr 20, 2021 |
I don't blame your uncle. Most men will do it. Those are kids of his gene. I just pity the husband, Did she inform her husband before she did what she did? The husband should had went for other options like artificial insemination/adoption or something. Almost everything is possible in this new age. Tripleoluwa: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Chris2863(m): 11:27am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Dry op, dry comments. Boring thread |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Wantedmiller: 11:29am On Apr 20, 2021 |
When Sabinus Chop vulture meat in place of chicken...... crying .....you for hold me now. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Josywhyte: 11:34am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Mine was when i heard that Buhari went to London to remove a bug from his left ear |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by ominilongest(m): 11:37am On Apr 20, 2021 |
backtalkG:I don read dz thing b paper before , watch m for YouTube, One thing wey I wan ask b say She u come from the past ni? Abi u many? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Igbankpa(m): 11:39am On Apr 20, 2021 |
backtalkG:werey |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by K4daniel: 11:39am On Apr 20, 2021 |
It's funny to me that we voted for terrorist govt sorry terrorist leaders. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 11:42am On Apr 20, 2021 |
donbenie: See semi educated, brainwashed slowpoke IPIG monkeys like you don't even know what's going in the world. You just read headlines and start wailing and crying like a lunatic jilted bitch. Do you know that most countries including the US have printed money during this pandemic? I have told dumb asses like you to stick yo doing what you do best - selling spare parts or gala in Lagos traffic. Leave world economic and world affairs to those in the know. All you do is read headlines and run with it without having a grasp of the subject matter. Danm., see me wasting my time trying to educate these dumb dumb IPIG terrorist monkeys. https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/money/2020/05/12/coronavirushow-u-s-printing-dollars-save-economy-during-crisis-fed/3038117001/ Go and read this, after that, STFU. BYE |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Prechgold1180(m): 11:48am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Twelfthman:the name of the country is Zimbabwean 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by K4daniel: 11:48am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Vice President was muted by the presidency for almost 8 years...because...he outshines him when he was sick in London. Since the president was away for a month and the vice President did better and when baba came before we realize anything, he was TAMED till date. A professor is a vice while the secondary school certificate is the president. Truly something is wrong with us as a nation. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Uniique(m): 11:55am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Tripleoluwa: And how's this funny? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 11:57am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor: you are a child you may think yourself an adult but you reason like a 10 year old......signing out |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 12:01pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor: yes u.s printed money yes us scream up NEPA when there is light yes u.s minimum wage is 30000 naira in short u.s equals to Nigeria the way you type ain't good for your brain I can only imagine how hard that poor thing works just for you type nonsense ......signing out 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HabaHaba: 12:06pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
BanevsJoker: That also wasn't the real comedy. The real comedy was that the dude came back from a flexing trip from UK and when asked what should Nigerians expect from his return, he answered : "KWANTINWITY!!" Chai, people don suffer!!! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by SweetDipBenny(m): 12:06pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Cant think of any funny story |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Tripleoluwa(m): 12:11pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Uniique: This is what Yoruba people call: oro buruku, toun terin. a bad situation that induced laughter |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hecomeshome(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
MejiLoyon: Lol Bros, u for tell us the name of the country and the tyrant na. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by KBEST3(m): 12:37pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Hhhhhh Pantami's sack |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by CalmElder(m): 12:39pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
President Yayah Jammeh threatened to lock any gay caught in the act in the female section of prison. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Ilola(f): 12:45pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
I was in a retired major's house when a young came with distinctions in all his WEAC result (art student)asking the major to help get him a job, the major was so impressed with the result and was praising the boy, all of a sudden he asked him the arms of government, the boy looked confused, that prompted the major to ask further the mineral resources we have in Nigeria, the next thing I heard was fanta, cocacola, the major could not hold his anger and called the police to arrest him for stealing someones result, at that point come and see begging to leave in peace than being arrested even the job no be matter again. The same major being a respected man in his community took some boys to write army recruitment exam in another town fortunately the officer attending to the people was his junior while in service so he gave him preferential treatment by attending to the boys he brought first, while the forms were handed over to the boys to fill, one of them could not spell his surname, what!! The major ordered the office to drill the boy, the funny part was even the other two that could spell their names were involved in the frog jumb and the major drove off leaving them behind not minding if the had transport on them 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Nickymichy(m): 12:50pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
I was in JSS3 messing around with a girl...i impregnated this girl...the father threatened to deal with me...i was writing my JSS WAEC..the man did not allow me to go to school...i have to pass in front of their house to go to school..so i decided to follow a bush near by.... only for me to go and jam this man inside bush...i was so terrified that i didn't know what to say...that was how i missed my paper that day...kai! that man dealt with me... |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 12:51pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
HONESTFACT101: IPIG MUMU signing out since 1967. Dumb ass monkey. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Babyboyforeal(m): 12:51pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Mine is one Nigeria (one Nigeria is the biggest joke |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Ilola(f): 12:55pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
The funniest of all na say snake swallow money and rat enter president office. Nigerian rodents and reptiles get levels oo |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Scamperlee(m): 12:56pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
A one week old marriage that a woman want to dissolve because her husband manhood is too big 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 12:59pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Though funny but it not a joking matter NDLEA Nabs Undergraduate ‘selling Drugged Cookies’ To School Children Link: https://www.nairaland.com/6515264/ndlea-nabs-undergraduate-selling-drugged |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 1:18pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:Shameless retard forming intellect Stupid Cow......signing out |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by cayorday89(m): 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
For me the weirdest I have heard is this. About an atheist who had a church beside his house who disturbs him with their service and and prayer of always casting fire on their enemies as the man gave them a tough time also, then one day the man's house got burnt and he sued the church to court that he believed the fire was from them since they prayed that their enemies be consumed by fire, while the church in defence said there is no way their prayer of casting fire could have gotten the man's house burnt.. The judge in response, said before him lies a weird situation where an atheist believed in God answering prayers and the church not believing that God answered their prayers. 15 Likes 1 Share |
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