You don dey shout Jesus since. Shey na Jesus tell you make you do am ni,

You are lying because no matter how deep asleep she was she'd feel the soreness unless your manliness is so small and invisible. Even babies when they suckle, their mothers feel it for sometime afterwards not to talk of a grown boy who supposedly had hours.

Please your story is fake but I suppose you've achieved your aim of becoming famous for bullshite. Congratulations your prize will soon be in the mail as soon as Seun gets around to signing it.

@poster You just lucky that u are in England if it is in Naija she will descover what u did and will led u to her house where she and ten of her friends will rape u untill u faint. They must make sure that u Bleep all of them b4 they leave u, na death be that one

@Poster ;

There are three things you need to do ; (assuming this story is true and I hope it's not)

1; Look up the meaning of the word "R*A*P*E".
2; After doing so, go to the market and buy a long, strong rope while making sure that there is a tree somewhere in your backyard.
3; Have you ever read "Things Fall Apart" ? Do you remember how Okonkwo's life ended? Good.  Then go ye and do likewise.

WTF my GOD!!! I dunno what to say. I'm act like I never read this.

@ Poster u are fool, at 18 u suppose to grow up. wat if it was ur sister? walahi! if she was my sister i will castrate u. Don't u know its possible for her to die at the process of drugging her. Down deep in me now I hate u with passion.

wtf is wrong wid u?