just now

wwtltu u drank poison

Never



you?

well if it is the one i think, then cant say



wwtltu did som' new?

2day.was askd 2 attend to one of d pple stayn @ d hotel where i work.they were completely naked when i entered and they werent ashamed of it.


wwdlt u went to church?

How was d movie u saw dollie,
I went to church d last time there was free fud

Wwtlt u felt Hot?

Can't remember.



wwtlt you stole?

Wooot! can't remember uh uh uh uh

I've neva stolen anything !

Wwtlt u were Hot ?

now,was asked to join in d fun but i was on duty.

wwdlt u fasted, wsup haywhy alagogo igbala lol.

Hi Dolly-pie.how is u and the Marriot
When was the last time u went on a date

hi uche .
@q prolly last week.


wwdlt u dressed to kill?

Recently, sorry, always. Wanna check me out?

wwtlt you impressed your sweetheart?

@dollie pie

dollie-pie:

now,was asked to join in d fun but i was on duty.

wwdlt u fasted, wsup haywhy alagogo igbala lol.

I can't believe u left that thingy for duty _{u don chop am chop am chop am chop am tire}

How u dey dolly pie? Can i have some pls? _{na pie i want oo, [sub]dirty minded person}[/sub]

HayLoser na wa 4 u o

Were ni e

lol. almost tot smth is wrong with my laptop,d red thingy,now haywhy enu e felefele yen,dat was too much,c'mon now dont call pple names.follow d rules plz

those guys in there were gay,so going to join in d fun ruled out.
and what d heck do u mean by chop am chop am? ode tife je ki inu mabimi,none of damn biz!

@q long time,but i might impress him on friday nite.

wwdlt u were really out of ur mind?

Can't remember


you?

now!!

wwtltu felt like seeing a nairalander so that u could slap the taste from off his/her mouth

right now you



wwdlt you felt angry

Right now



you?

right now! @ mukina

y'all?

when was the last time you got it from the back door?

Got wat?
Wen was d last time u had morning devotion.

Today


wwtlt you made someone happy?

now

@ post: Everytime _{but i go soon dey bite ppl up 4 here oo}

Wwtlt u were disappointed?

yesterday!


wwtlu u were bored on nairaland

now! gawwwwwwwwwwd! i cant believe it.



wwdlt u had so much to do dat u didnt have enough sleep?

two months ago and it was killing




wwtltu took urself out drinking

last nite,me and my babie.frm a queit dinner staght to d club,a girls gotta unwind at times u no,a shot or 2 didnt do much harm.


wwdlt u woke up frm a hangover?

cant remember; dont do the beer thingy no more



wwtltu heard gunshots so close u thot u were shot?

never.


U?lol