It's my pleasure and honour welcoming you all to my trend on UAE related technically and the craziest questions on NL.

For example,

Question:
You landed in Dubai Airport (DXB) you can't still fly directly right moment from Lagos international Airport or Abuja international Airport but you could fly from any others places especially i.e Cotonue,Ghana etc in any of the terminals in UAE.
You made all your best to reach out your agent/friend but you couldn't.You had little USD/AED exchanged from your brokers in Naija along with the other Naira notes that you'd hidden from the immigrant Officers left with you.

You know nobody and how would you survive from that great challenging period and remain guided till you'll become the successful greener pastures seeker in UAE?.

I'm strictly making this trend for men because most women would fail falling to be an agent prey and being harrased lastly due to the pressure of overstays without any helper.

Answer:
The first thing to do is to get the UAE tourist sim card and then head to the RTA section to buy a NOL card (called Bus card) and make sure you that you loaded at least AED 50 more additional to it's officiating preloaded amount before hand once purchased.

Ask people the direction towards BANIYAS METRO STATION and come down on a red line to Baniyas (Deira).

Ask anyone about African lodges or must dominated building then warmly greeting anyone that you meet and ask that you wanna get a bed space in this area and don't tell anyone that you newly landed otherwise they could open a business center on your head.

Check the accommodation and ask for the Admin and politely ask all necessary before paying them your money and you must acted like someone being in UAE before.

You've safely secure your life,your luggages and relax.
Thank God,Eat, drink and sleep till the following morning.

To be countinued.............
Love you all

Thanks for the tips, make sure you finish this thread otherwise i will arrest you..hahaha.lol

Good evening pals!

Kindly pardon my circumstantial delay on my update.

Following the blessed morning, take your bath and freshen up.
Make averagely new friends within your accomodation and share most of your local foods with them i.e Garri, Maggi star,meat etc to the best of your ability.
Reason why is that,they would show you how to connect to the unlimited WIFI and access all your Gadgets inside your bed space,how to connect and maintain your Nigerian WhatsApp and UAE WhatsApp number simultaneously with double account apps from the Google play store and with the latest VPN, how to recharge your UAE mobile number from the terminal machine,how to buy another sim card aside the first one that you gotten from the Airport,some groceries to buy the cheapest of the discounted food stuffs beginning from Thursday to Saturday every week.
They would take you around your local area and would also teach you on how to cross the road on the zebra crossing lane, pedestrian light control,metro station boarding, bus station and a lot more because here isn't Naija ooooo that you can just cross anyhow it acquired a fine of approximately AED 200 if the CID or Police catch you.
You can't beg or bride them ooo my brother just keep this on your blessed heart.

Now the real business,What have you come to do in UAE?.
You need to actualize your golden goal which started with a well filed CV especially in UAE format.

Go to any internet Cafe shop,smile and the greatly cheerful with the receptionist attendant because you'll have the 5 stars promo discounts.
Before hand, list all your credentials on a paper and request the receptionist to assist you to develop your CV in different formats.
i.e clerk assistant, warehouse helper, car wash helper,Hotel attendance,and the least is the construction helper etc and take your passport photography with white background with just at least AED 70 or more but be smart and friendly.

Once it's done,on the forth day tell any of your closed friend that you had some experiences searching for jobs and even you've CV.
You would be ranked outrightly within them and that your visa is remaining 2months.

It's very important if you don't have any guide or lost your sincere friend or agent.

To be countinued.......it's late now

Nice thread,this's what I call bottle feeding us.


It's a funny thread but useful at the same time.

Thank you very much.

Quick question sis,when you say bed space do you mean a hostel? how many people in a room is that ?


Thanks again.

Nice thread, but you don't necessarily need to share your foodstuffs with people, once you pay the room owner, he/she will connect all your devices, some owners will even tell you the password. The internet is unlimited so no shaking. The room owner can give you full orientation, like those things listed, though it's good to be friendly to people cos you're still a JJC

If you do foodstuffs giveaway & after a month or weeks and your foodstuffs kalas and you never get job; OYO na your case.

Great thread, fire on

sweat9:
It's my pleasure and honour welcoming you all to my trend on UAE related technically and the craziest questions on NL.

For example,

Question:
You landed in Dubai Airport (DXB) you can't still fly directly right moment from Lagos international Airport or Abuja international Airport but you could fly from any others places especially i.e Cotonue,Ghana etc in any of the terminals in UAE.
You made all your best to reach out your agent/friend but you couldn't.You had little USD/AED exchanged from your brokers in Naija along with the other Naira notes that you'd hidden from the immigrant Officers left with you.

You know nobody and how would you survive from that great challenging period and remain guided till you'll become the successful greener pastures seeker in UAE?.

I'm strictly making this trend for men because most women would fail falling to be an agent prey and being harrased lastly due to the pressure of overstays without any helper.

Answer:
The first thing to do is to get the UAE tourist sim card and then head to the RTA section to buy a NOL card (called Bus card) and make sure you that you loaded at least AED 50 more additional to it's officiating preloaded amount before hand once purchased.

Ask people the direction towards BANIYAS METRO STATION and come down on a red line to Baniyas (Deira).

Ask anyone about African lodges or must dominated building then warmly greeting anyone that you meet and ask that you wanna get a bed space in this area and don't tell anyone that you newly landed otherwise they could open a business center on your head.

Check the accommodation and ask for the Admin and politely ask all necessary before paying them your money and you must acted like someone being in UAE before.

You've safely secure your life,your luggages and relax.
Thank God,Eat, drink and sleep till the following morning.

To be countinued.............
Love you all

Am impressed dear keep it up.
But the one thing have always been confused about is this freelancer visa.
Can you explain it by breaking down the cost and types if you don't mine.this is coming From a lady too.

CryptoRepublic1:
Quick question sis,when you say bed space do you mean a hostel? how many people in a room is that ?


Thanks again.

With the golden care @cryptoRepublic,
The bed space is a personal and temporary accomodation or a rented space within the period of achieving the residence status in UAE because,most of the companies would provide at least 3 stars accomodation to their staffs. It's not a hostel. With the structural view, it's more or less like a hostel compared to Nigerian categories of hostels setup i.e boarding schools,day cares etc.

But psychologically,the advancement in its usage and freedom can't be compared to a hostel.

Furthermore, the numbers of people expected to be living in a bed space would be determined by the Admin of the apartment.

This is my view.
Thanks in harmony.

sweat9:


With the golden care @cryptoRepublic,
The bed space is a personal and temporary accomodation or a rented space within the period of achieving the residence status in UAE because,most of the companies would provide at least 3 stars accomodation to their staffs. It's not a hostel. With the structural view, it's more or less like a hostel compared to Nigerian categories of hostels setup i.e boarding schools,day cares etc.

But psychologically,the advancement in its usage and freedom can't be compared to a hostel.

Furthermore, the numbers of people expected to be living in a bed space would be determined by the Admin of the apartment.

This is my view.
Thanks in harmony.

Thanks again for your time,

I'm probably visiting in a month or two,you seems to be into tech,do you know much about crypto trading in dubai,do you know if the E-Trader licence is suitable for crypto trading or should I just set up an LLC?

Thanks again.

There's absolutely no reason to go to Dubai. Even if the threat of being enslaved wasn't a reality, and it definitely is, there's nothing good about living there. It's a lot of nothing in the middle of the desert. Arabs have some of the worst cultures and ugliest languages in the world. Arabs are butt ugly people. There is no reason any sane person would find anywhere in that region appealing. They have nothing.

Cousin 999 WHERE ARE YOU

sweat9:
Good evening pals!

Kindly pardon my circumstantial delay on my update.

Following the blessed morning, take your bath and freshen up.
Make averagely new friends within your accomodation and share most of your local foods with them i.e Garri, Maggi star,meat etc to the best of your ability.
Reason why is that,they would show you how to connect to the unlimited WIFI and access all your Gadgets inside your bed space,how to connect and maintain your Nigerian WhatsApp and UAE WhatsApp number simultaneously with double account apps from the Google play store and with the latest VPN, how to recharge your UAE mobile number from the terminal machine,how to buy another sim card aside the first one that you gotten from the Airport,some groceries to buy the cheapest of the discounted food stuffs beginning from Thursday to Saturday every week.
They would take you around your local area and would also teach you on how to cross the road on the zebra crossing lane, pedestrian light control,metro station boarding, bus station and a lot more because here isn't Naija ooooo that you can just cross anyhow it acquired a fine of approximately AED 200 if the CID or Police catch you.
You can't beg or bride them ooo my brother just keep this on your blessed heart.

Now the real business,What have you come to do in UAE?.
You need to actualize your golden goal which started with a well filed CV especially in UAE format.

Go to any internet Cafe shop,smile and the greatly cheerful with the receptionist attendant because you'll have the 5 stars promo discounts.
Before hand, list all your credentials on a paper and request the receptionist to assist you to develop your CV in different formats.
i.e clerk assistant, warehouse helper, car wash helper,Hotel attendance,and the least is the construction helper etc and take your passport photography with white background with just at least AED 70 or more but be smart and friendly.

Once it's done,on the forth day tell any of your closed friend that you had some experiences searching for jobs and even you've CV.
You would be ranked outrightly within them and that your visa is remaining 2months.

It's very important if you don't have any guide or lost your sincere friend or agent.

To be countinued.......it's late now

Thanks for doing this, Sis✔️. My lil' cousin would appreciate this . More guide incoming, I presume.

Cousin9999:
There's absolutely no reason to go to Dubai. Even if the threat of being enslaved wasn't a reality, and it definitely is, there's nothing good about living there. It's a lot of nothing in the middle of the desert. Arabs have some of the worst cultures and ugliest languages in the world. Arabs are butt ugly people. There is no reason any sane person would find anywhere in that region appealing. They have nothing.

If you have nothing meaningful to say its better you shut up. Dubai is not easy we know but sure Dubai is not a shit hole. People are making it in Dubai big. I know lotta people who is in Dubai and making it there. If you can't be positive please just don't talk any further.

Please answer this question: when will Nigeria and the emirate government resolve the ban on flight issue?
I need to go on holidays.

Please is there any hope on UAE and Nigeria flight issues? Please your suggestion is needed thanks.

Please what are the necessary questions to ask especially when you get to the Bedspace. What questions can I ask the admin of the room as you said brother

marcus0123:
Please is there any hope on UAE and Nigeria flight issues? Please your suggestion is needed thanks.

You keep asking generic questions. Wait for the flight to open from Nigeria or move using alternative routes. Stop spamming threads everywhere.

Real mind works with updates

I had intentionally stopped updates on this thread longer time before alert as there's no point without reality.

Once resolved to normalcy between Nigeria & UAE God willing soonest, you'll know the importance of this thread.
Stay tuned

Adorable regards

sweat9:
Real mind works with updates

I had intentionally stopped updates on this thread longer time before alert as there's no point without reality.

Stay tuned

Adorable regards

Atleast I thank God you are fine and we have heard from you.

Sirconnect:

Atleast I thank God you are fine and we have heard from you.

my delightful gratitude @ sirconnect

How sweet and awesome your heart is!!

I'm full within myself with your caring and noble heart compatibility.

Thank you so gloriously much dear

How're you blessedly rejoicing with your hearted family and friends

sweat9 cares 4u sir/ma

Stay tuned

my warmth regards

Good morning pals,

How're you gloriously doing and your blessed family?
I'm quite sure that you're enjoying the blessings of Almighty God favoured and showered upon you and your tremendous family and friends.

Endless glories and praises belong to Almighty God.

Amidst this era of tolerance and patience in this unbearable border schemes measures between Nigeria and International bonds (i.e UAE) which have lead to unsaturated and unhealthy conditions,how can we navigate successfully along the targeted rays and strategise on the beam balance of necessity.
EXCLUSIVELY FOR INTERNATIONAL TRAVELERS AND GREENER PASTURE SEEKERS

Upcoming Headlines across-the-board on the final resumption of United Arab Emirates inbound travels from Nigeria which could still go through screening have given a glimpse of joy and happiness to those who believed that they can survive in diasporas.

I love to impact and contribute positively into lifes of people because I was also given graces by Almighty God.

ALL UPDATES HERE ARE BLESSINGS BECAUSE I BELIEVED THAT ITS COMING FROM A NOBLE SOUL AND HUMBLE EXPERT ON UAE AFFAIRS

Stay tuned and don't miss out.
My erudite regards to you all

Bunches of appreciations and thanks

Locked in

Good evening pals,

I hope my update meet you with joy and happiness.

YOU'RE KINDLY ADVISE TO AVOID ANY TRAVEL ATTEMPT TO UNITED ARAB EMIRATES NOW.

Safe a soul and don't fall a prey victim to any so called UAE travel agencies at this moment

It's sad though but divine guidance is different from traffic finder....(Hope you truly understand).

My advocate regards

Well done to the slowpokes that have just ruined it for the rest.

I knew that this was going to happen,I've been expecting it for a while now.