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This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 12:35pm On May 07, 2021 |
My friend has found a new girl This is too demanding, she doesn't work All she eats is sardine and milk Her pomade is milk and her drinking water is milk. She swallows three boiled eggs three times a day and all this cost is on my friend My friend is loosing weight because of this girl yet she won't leave her Because of this, yesterday I slapped him and he is threatening to kill me Please advise me 1 Like |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by donbachi(m): 12:57pm On May 07, 2021 |
E fuole true true 1 Like |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:00pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1: |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:01pm On May 07, 2021 |
You no slap am well. If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills. |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:02pm On May 07, 2021 |
McEphiks: I slap am well o Na slippers I take slap the Ediot 1 Like |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1: He needs another one |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:18pm On May 07, 2021 |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:33pm On May 07, 2021 |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 1:46pm On May 07, 2021 |
McEphiks: He can poo 3 Likes |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by vincentjk(m): 2:01pm On May 07, 2021 |
Lol funny people of Nairaland I greet una |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 2:08pm On May 07, 2021 |
this wan will just b posting lies everyday hope u know NL don't pay per post. try opera news 3 Likes |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Vyzz: 2:54pm On May 07, 2021 |
You are a good friend... You slapped him to see if his eyes go clear that's if she use jazz on him... But it seems his head dey OK just apologise and let him be... His bank account debit alert might do the job later |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by tolufase: 3:02pm On May 07, 2021 |
You didn't slap him very well. If you do, he won't be threatening you. He needs a slap that reset his brain not this type you gave him. |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 3:07pm On May 07, 2021 |
1 Like |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by falcon01: 4:19pm On May 07, 2021 |
Your friend is dating a local government |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by mogbolade43693: 4:20pm On May 07, 2021 |
this wan will just b posting lies everyday hope u know NL don't pay per post.try opera news |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 5:21pm On May 07, 2021 |
SmellySperm: |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Funminded: 6:43pm On May 07, 2021 |
If you had properly slapped him, sense would have returned. My late dad told me a story about his college days, about when he used to be very unserious with academics but could party really hard on almost every night. He said on one of those nights when he returned drunk and high, hoping to collapse into his bed, shortly had he gone to sleep when his best friend who doubled as his roommate gave him a very dirty and resounding slap that brought him to his senses. My dad said, it was that night he completed his notes and even though he still partied and drank alcohol, he never again partied hard nor did he take his academics lightly... You should have slapped him really hard! |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Nobody: 6:48pm On May 07, 2021 |
Who Buys These Foods 4 Her? |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 6:54pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1:abi elliot |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 6:55pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1:hmm lori iro 1 Like |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Mastakija(m): 7:13pm On May 07, 2021 |
Funminded:tales by moonlight |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Olajiiree(f): 7:34pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1:Lol.....Indeed, he can poo. U people no go kill me for here with laughter. |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by Olajiiree(f): 7:37pm On May 07, 2021 |
EFULEFU1:Lol....let him use it first naw, see as u con dey fear because of ordinary gun. sebi u too can slap. |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 7:49pm On May 07, 2021 |
Olajiiree:Make your papa go slap am na |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by SugarCake: 8:06pm On May 07, 2021 |
Well,i hope he kills you cos u don't mind ur business,shey na ur money?! |
Re: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by EFULEFU1(m): 8:20pm On May 07, 2021 |
SugarCake: Who be this one? |
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