Me sef need online bobo. . .a Nairaland guy. . for real this time. . .lemme know if the advert works

CRITERIA

U must b fine

U must possess good yarns

U must not b younger than i am (**)

and most of all. . . u must be FINE!!!!




_{*2nd topic im posting and im already looking for boyfriend. . . God help me!*}

where's the picture?  Just to be sure you are also fine.
this is getting serious. Do need to apply too?

My pix has been on display for ages. . . if u havent seen it, not my fault. Shebi dem say babes r allowed to ask a guy out. . . datz wat im doing naaa!

1. i cant see you so how can i make a choice?
2. Do you have a good voice i.e. can you sing?
3. do you play a musical instrument? (criteria can be waived if the answer to question 2 is positive).
4. figure 8? Dont pretend.

What say you?

Define "fine."

Put you picture so we would know if you sef _fine

err err erhhmmmm      

one boy for NL sports needs a babe am applying for him

he's 6ft 5 tall
has a good sense of humour
can speak 15 different languages
can cook
can take care of kids
can make you feel special
loves The lord
romantic
he's handsome
he has good yarns  
he;s a bad boy as in wickid


_{more updates when  the other two show up}

Here is my Cv.

Surname Name: Kid

Other names: Crazy

Date of birth: 22- 3- 1920

Place of birth: In the forest

Sex: male

Nationality: Biafra

Religion: Hindu

Home Address: 21 rituals road opposite 419 bus-stop Ikeja Lagos Nigeria

Phone Number: 23401

E-mail: crazy-kid01@hotmail.com

Marital status: Both (married and single depends on how you look at it)

Name of schools attended: Peoples mental school Ikeja 1921- 1922
Obtained a degree in madness there.

1923-1933: Crazy institution of Nigeria Bsc in Abnormal behaviour.

Working experience: In relationship 1940-1950

Another relationship: 1950-1955

Marriage: 1955-1960

Divorce: 1960-1970

Marriage again: 1970-2000

Single again: 2000-till date

Number of Children: Uncountable.


References:
1: Seun Owner of Nairaland
phone number never mind

2. Jaybaby:

3. Marlet01:

This is my humbe cv.
If my application is taken, try as much as possible to get me informed.

Have a lovely day.

I beg to apply as your online bobo.

I fine well well. The most handsome blackman in Texas  
I am 28 yrs old.
I get good yawns.

Crazy kid ur cv na die

can't believe my eyes .
creamish, i thought we have settled that. my position is not vacant. caveat emptor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJaJ-pO1Szs

LMAOOO!!! 

davidylan:

1. i can't see you so how can i make a choice?
2. Do you have a good voice i.e. can you sing?
3. do you play a musical instrument? (criteria can be waived if the answer to question 2 is positive).
4. figure 8? Dont pretend.

What say you?

1. Have faith 
2. My voice is sexy 
3. Yeah I do. . .anything that looks like a flute or recorder. . . and a bit of piano 
4. You w.a.n.n.a 8 die? 

drrionelli:

Define "fine."

anything close to Will Smith, Boris Kodjoe, Tyson Beckford, George Clooney. . . .get d drift?

Mukina2, na u de apply? talk true. . . abi na spawnie u de talk for?

Tafari. . . u wey get many many concubines. . . u wan add me join!

Crazy kid. . . u overqualify. . . i no want person wey overqualify. . . i want an EXACT qualification!

mr ferlie:

I beg to apply as your online bobo.

I fine well well. The most handsome blackman in Texas
I am 28 years old.
I get good yawns.

I b de think say na Mukina2 u de pursue? . . .abeg ooo!

Creamish hunny. . . . . hmmm I just might be da Adonis y'know. . . ^{*strokes chin*}
How come there's no pix now? I should see what I'm 'bout to start investing in na.

Check out my pic in my profile. T'was back in school days n' I'm d student in d middle.
Our lecturer Prof Mujaheed is of blessed memory. ^*obviously*

Iice i dey apply for that boy na . . the one i told you about for sports wey need loff

creamish spawnie wey una don chop finish

its for one sexy guy like that o

Here is my Cv.

Surname Name: Bamboohead

Other names: Sillyboy

Date of birth: 18- 06- 1980

Place of birth: Ijesha land

Sex: male

Nationality: Ilesha

Religion: Xtian

Home Address: 89 Naughty road opposite tranfaglar bus-stop threshhold Lagos Nigeria

Phone Number: 234016666666666

E-mail: sssssiiiiiiillllllllyyyyyyyyy@hotmail.com

Marital status: Both (very single)

Name of schools attended: Never been to school

Working experience: Yahoo-yahoo to date

Another relationship: several but ready to drop 'em all

Number of Children: None.


References:
1: Seun Owner of Nairaland
phone number never mind

2. Hazel eyed:

3. Oga madam:

This is my humbe cv.
Thanks in anticipation of your favourable consideration.

Have a lovely day.

@ Crazykid.
Sorry for copying your formay

na wa ooo. . .im serious ooooo. . . .u guyz think im jokin! My pix was in my profile. . tot everyone had seen it b4. . ok. . .for those who havent ever seen it or have prbably forgottn wat i look like, i'l put it back up.

All i want is a serious online bobo (if therez anything like dat) lol  


If u feel ur fine, upload ur own pix!  

Iice where are you?

post the borbor's pic now . .or we wait for ika

lol. . . .hurry. . . time waits for nobody ooo

lol. . . before e load, we go turn Methuselah!

going. . . . . .going. . . . . . going. . . .

haba be patient na the pic go soon comot


iice i trust you na

LMAO. . . u know say i don old pass pickin wey believe say Father Christmas exist true true!


Where d bobos naaa? . . .abi dem de fear?

Creamish:

lol. . . before e load, we go turn Methuselah!

Abi ohh! All man for don fossilise finish.

    "Dayumm!!"   Just saw the pix.


@iice  
                ^{*clears throat*}
You sure u don't want to go some other thread, y'know it's really rockin @ da forum games section.

hmmmm just saw the picture. . . making up my mind. . .

Icce wey ika o

see people don dey rush her now

we need the other pics fast