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Last Night At My Neighbour's Apartment by IjapaTiroko: 3:34pm On May 13, 2021 |
It was serious last night at my neighbour's residence. Around 8 p.m, he saw a snake in the living room, so he called everyone to come and help kill the snake. You know how African solidarity works. We each arrived with a big stick in hand, a total of seven (7) fellows. Once in the living room, we saw the big snake looking at us; we closed the doors and surrounded it. We said to the snake: "Your own don finish. It curled up !!". As everyone advanced towards it for the kill, BOOOOM !!, NEPA STRUCK! ... Oró óóó !!! E gbà wá o ará àdúgbóóó !!!! Very serious matter! It was "save who can" in the living room. We no longer knew where the snake was and where the exits were. When someone touches you a little, you hit with the stick, thinking it was the snake. Serious matter, we banged and banged heavily in the dark. Screams, injuries, pains, followed ... I got out of there miraculously but with a broken arm, two broken teeth, torn t-shirt and a swollen head; some neighbours surely almost left their skin in there I believe this snake works at the "NEPA." NEPA NO GO KILL US! 1 Share
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Re: Last Night At My Neighbour's Apartment by Opemiposii(f): 7:34pm On May 13, 2021 |
laughing here o 1 Like |
Re: Last Night At My Neighbour's Apartment by IjapaTiroko: 8:59pm On May 13, 2021 |
Opemiposii:At my predicament? I'm in sifia pains 1 Like |
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