Please find enclosed me and my crew photographed on a social outing during a recent trip to India.

Yes sir, that is yours truly second from the right in the foreground and dressed in a fetching cow-shit brown pair of nasty underwear.

Before any ladies in da house jump up and shout about the sheer bulk of my rock-hard bedroom tackle, rest assured that everything is in perfect working order on this glorious 15th day of May 2021.

On a serious note, Indians have discovered that smearing themselves with cow dung is the best way to prevent coronavirus infection, so I naturally want to be the first person to introduce this practice to the Nigerian public. Check this Yahoo news article for the inside scoop.

Buy your own supply of FRESH cow dung from me at Jankara Market in beautiful downtown Lagos, where a special introductory price of one thousand naira per kilo is in effect FOR TODAY ONLY. If you no buy my own, na for Fulani hand you go fit see am from tomorrow going.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/people-india-smearing-cow-dung-084954568.html

Move FULANI HERDSMEN to INDIA.

orisa37:
Move FULANI HERDSMEN to INDIA.

I second this motion, but just be aware that if the Fulani terrorists take all their cows to India, a severe shortage of cow dung might befall Nigeria, which is not what we want to see, all things being equal.

India and weird practices
People that drink cow urine for fun

Indians worshipped cows ..so Its not surprising if they even eat the cow dung

I've always know that theses guys joke a lot.

Jakumo:


I second this motion, but just be aware that if the Fulani terrorists take all their cows to India, a severe shortage of cow dung might befall Nigeria, which is not what we want to see, all things being equal.

We have other Manures..

orisa37:


We have other Manures..

Yes o. If Coronavirus returns to my hideout in the jungles of Congo, I may be forced to try goat droppings or even human ahem, lotion, as a means to ward off the evil spirits. Desperation can make a rational person do strange things.

Palestine Squats before now Israel. Israel will soon expand to Iraq, Iran and Syria.

Palestine Squats before, now Israel. Israel will soon expand to Iraq, Iran and Syria. But before Israel achieves this, the SW, SE SS AND CS should DRIVE THE FULANIS UP TO MURITANIA, MOROCCO, ALGERIA, LIBYA, EGYPT ETCETERA ETCETERA AND ALLOW NORTHERN NIGERIA TO BE OCCUPIED BY TRUE NIGERIANS..

Ignorance is never bliss.