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Joke by zarah(f): 10:49am On Feb 09, 2006 |
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion." "Exactly"... Said the Doc. |
Re: Joke by lysaa(f): 2:23am On Jan 12, 2007 |
age is telling on the man, thank God he knew the hunter's story was impossible, very funny |
Re: Joke by New(m): 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2007 |
Funny. finally realised that the baby couldn't be his. |
Re: Joke by skyhadi16(m): 8:41pm On Jan 12, 2007 |
Na wa o! D old man no want retire |
Re: Joke by lysaa(f): 9:20pm On Jan 12, 2007 |
hehehe he hold life like government work |
Re: Joke by vizion: 1:37pm On Jan 15, 2007 |
thats a good one i guess many ppl don't understand the joke - to bad for them |
Re: Joke by earthcute: 4:46pm On Jan 16, 2007 |
lol i like ohh |
Re: Joke by mescapon(m): 4:44pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
haha, abeg make i no laugh die 4 nairaland o |
Re: Joke by tufe(m): 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
Mr man, them send you come. let old threads rest now |
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