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Money Change Face by illicit(m): 9:20pm On May 19, 2021 |
Money change face One cool Saturday morning at Tapa, Ojodu Berger I was with Godson and Papoose doing what people do at Tapa Among the other people there was a bike man who seems to enjoy meeting new people and telling them his story He told us his name is Moneychangeface Yes one word Moneychangeface When I or my friend Godson remarked that his name was odd He said it has a story behind it and he volunteered to tell us Now I volunteer to tell you He said he once worked for 8 months riding okada on the streets of Lagos just so he could save some money to buy his own bike and rent a new room He toiled and saved 400k The day he collected the cash He kept it in his room and slept for a very long time after counting and recounting the money Now he woke up very late the next day and it was a Saturday It was suppose to be a lucky day Like his yesterday But then his Co tenants were having a meeting at the yard and as he left the house to go find something to eat He realized that he had to tip them for having a meeting So he went in and bought out 5k for them to buy groundnut While he was at it He put 10 k inside the pocket of his boxers, yes some boxers have pockets, every olokada has it and u can know why He pocketed another 50k in his wallet because he realised that he has some small debts to pay on the street, u know those kain debts wey person no dey everly pay finish but e get one day wey u go just have big money and u go remember to sort them willingly Na those kain debts and one of such debts was the one he owed Mama Shukroh That was the first time I knew there were people actually called Shukroh D name sef get as e be I think say na wicked people dem go dey call like dat So after his Co tenants had hailed him and called him Odogwu, Odogwu Odogwu several times for like 10 minutes raising their hand and stamping their foot on the ground. They also bought Seamans aromatic schnapps with his 5 k and he didn't even sip some of it before he left for Mama Shukrohs abode to repay her. At Mama Shukrohs place, he met her absence and only her only child, her daughter at home. Now, for some time, Shukroh has been seducing him or he has been seducing her, he couldn't remember who started it exactly. But he said he just knew insksde him that the girl was gonna Bleep him one day. He said it like it was an unwritten agreement. And it has to be fulfilled one day. One day. Why not today Remember He was having 50 k in his wallet that day. In a way no be him money because he took it from his money at home so that he can settle his debt. He owe Mama Shukroh 20k. He gave it to Shukroh with one ambigous message. He come suddenly give Shukroh 10k and tell her say he wan to press her breast. She was 19, seeking admission. Shukroh no be baby now Naso he come dey seek her consent. She obliged and then he said he remembered that she suggested that if he could just dip his hand and provide another 10k from the pocket where the first 10k came from. She go allow him suck breast. He said he don't like sucking breast since the day a pregnant girl lied to him and made him suck her breast while a white fluid entered his mouth... That one na another story. So he didn't wanna suck breast and he was getting fresh. The girl no let him fvck but she let him dey dry hump her. She no comot anything, but she let him unzip his trouser and bring his monster out As he was about to com. Na im Mama Shukroh and their dog Abacha enter. Abacha na young Rottweiler They barged in from the backyard. Gbege!!! Shukroh sabi act o. She begin cry... Abacha too begin bark one yeye funny bark because he sabi Moneychangeface, he no fit attack am. E be like say e come dey cry, because e dey bark one kain funny bark, come dey jump up and down dey... I swear to God. Mama Shukroh kicked the dog and shout Get out, the dog just go lie on couch dey look them He was probably interested in Moneychangeface still erect monster Shukroh said that Moneychangeface came to rob and rape her. She swore. Mama Shukroh said shut up. You little harlot. I heard everything. Shukroh stopped crying lesekese. Money change face said chineke, how come? Before he said another how come, one slap just come land on his face. He shout wooo, his face truly changed. E come red. He could not fight. He was in their house but as a man, he held her hand and Shukroh held his monster at first. Then she changed her mind. And she grabbed his blokos. He couldn't scream, he was just hiccuping and hyperventillating and so he let Mama Shukrohs hand go. She went for his pocket and therefore his wallet. She removed his cash and she let Abacha keep the wallet. Thank God say nothing else dey inside. Before any Jack Robinson. Mama Shukroh was gonna start shouting blue murder. Immediately Shukroh let his balls go. He bailed out of the house because even Abacha was after him or after his now limp monster His scrotum was bruised. He couldn't run well. But he managed to run. You see he was hyperventilating but he was rapidly processing what had just happened in the last five minutes in his brain. It happened so fast. The women had just showed him the stuff they were made off. He had pressed Mama Shukrohs breast before though. That was part of how come he owed her 20k He decided to put the episode behind him but then that would require some drinking So he no go home. He branch for one pub. He seldom drinks Because when he does, he drinks heavily, not the quantity. The price. He drinks expensive drinks. He drank Bailey's. Maybe 2k. Remember he has just been robbed. No money in his pocket. But money dey house. But no worries. That same pub was where he cashed out the previous day. They knew him. Some of them were already coming to congratulate him This is Nigeria now To be continued... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Money Change Face by JustCruise(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2021 |
G, don't leave me hanging......Interesting 1 Like |
Re: Money Change Face by illicit(m): 7:38am On May 22, 2021 |
JustCruise: So as they were taking their seats near him and he was still relishing the treatment he got at Mama Shukrohs house. He decided to keep it to himself He knew that men can't treat him that way So he ordered pepper soup and cool drinks for any man in sight The waiter was a girl, she no get breast, he no buy her anything One of the men drinking to his health now was his fellow okada rider, they call him Gbajabiamila Gbajabiamila sef know say e don cash out so he get business proposal for am, guess what Gambling Or betting He told him that he could win 1,000,000 with just a few thousands Moneychangeface was already tipsy, so he barely said ok He made Gbajabiamila take him home on his bike to fetch money When they got home, his neighbours had dispersed from their meeting, they left their housewives at home. The housewives started their own hailing Somehow everybody seems to know that he has money There was one that's been giving him greenlight, maybe he shd call her to the backyard now but he remember the Shukrohs He didn't wanna give any woman money again but they told him to settle one of them deduced him that they have serious gist for him. He sha finally gave each of them 1, 1 k They were 11 in number There were three of them married to a bus conductor and live in one room. With 5 children. They told him that the police had come looking for him. He said why They said they should ask him. He was still tipsy. He said ok So he put all his money inside a nylon and hid it on his person He left the house. He let Gbajabiamila take him to a betting shop. Now maybe it was Shukroh or her Mama dey look him with AK He never sure Everybody somehow knew he has money and police still come involve Police sef na ogbologbo thief, what an oxymoron and irony of life Gbajabiamila say na wa for u o Guy make we go bet, u go dey alright, u go give police money ehn, e go go tell person wey report u say make he be careful o Nna make we go bet... At the betting shop... |
Re: Money Change Face by JustCruise(m): 5:06pm On May 22, 2021 |
[quote author=illicit post=101942338] So as they were taking their seats near him and he was still relishing the treatment he got at Mama Shukrohs house. He decided to keep it to himself He knew that men can't treat him that way So he ordered pepper soup and cool drinks for any man in sight The waiter was a girl, she no get breast, he no her anything One of the men drinking to his earth now was his fellow okada rider, they call him Gbajabiamila Gbajabiamila sef know say e don cash out so he get business proposal for am, guess what Gambling Or betting He told him that he could win 1,000,000 with just a few thousands Moneychangeface was tipsy, he said ok He made Gbajabiamila take him home on his bike to fetch money When they got home, his neighbours had dispersed from their meeting, they left their housewives at home. The housewives started their own hailing Somehow everybody seems to know that he has money He didn't wanna give any woman money again but they told him to settle them that they have serious gist for him. He sha finally gave each if them 1, 1 k They were 11 in number There were three of them married to a bus conductor and live in one room. With 5 children. They told him that the police had come looking for him. He said why They said they should ask him. He was still tipsy. He put all his money inside a nylon and hid it on his person He left the house. Gbajabiamila took him to a betting shop. Now maybe it was Shukroh or her Mama they find him He never sure Everybody somehow knew he has money and police still come involve Police sef na ogbologbo thief, what an oxymoron and irony of life Gbajabiamila say na wa for u o Guy make we go bet, u go dey alright, u go give police money ehn, e go go tell person wet report u say make he be careful o Nna make we go bet... At the betting shop... Thanks G. I really needed this. 1 Like |
Re: Money Change Face by illicit(m): 9:03pm On May 23, 2021 |
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Re: Money Change Face by illicit(m): 2:46pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
For the betting shop Na Casino, not like betnaija They play cards here, at the end of everything, he lost 100,000 approximately in that shop personally Him friend Gbajabiamila sef lost like 54 One thing for that casino be say na one Vikings guy dey run am... |
Re: Money Change Face by JustCruise(m): 12:04am On Jun 06, 2021 |
It's getting interesting boss. 1 Like |
Re: Money Change Face by illicit(m): 7:25pm On Mar 29, 2022 |
Re: Money Change Face by illicit(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16, 2023 |
Anybody up for update |
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