A man just won a million dollars in a lottery
he went home and told his wife to pack her bags;

Man: Julia i just won a million dollars, pack ur bags ryt now
Wife: (Excitedly) Honey where r we going
Man: I dont know where ur going but u better be out of this house before i get back!!!!


A man and his wife in a loving embrace

Man: Honey i love u soo much
Wife: babee i love u moore
Man: Thats definately true!

Wife frees herself from the embrace

Till this day, they r still tryin to recover frm that statement.