Imagine what the government is making a graduate with a strong Second Class Upper from a Federal University in Nigeria do.

Due to no 6-digit paying job (because of widespread Nepotism), I had to go obtain these meagre things from my mum's place.

Use the tissue paper and pack the shiit...and Stop wasting time.
No tell me sey dat stuff there na meatpie oo.

Did you sing any memorandum of understanding with the government when you got admission that they must provide job for you when you graduate ? Better be creative boy and start up something.. lazy brat.. with your ‘copy and paste’ strong 2:1.

donbachi:
Use the tissue paper and pack the shiit...and Stop wasting time.
No tell me sey dat stuff there na meatpie oo.

it's a badly-shaped potato

leofab:
Did you sing any memorandum of understanding with the government when you got admission that they must provide job for you when you graduate ? Better be creative boy and start up something.. lazy brat.. with your ‘copy and paste’ strong 2:1.

have you met me before? I can proudly defend my result any where I go because i had to burn the midnight candle to get my certificate.

WailingGraduate:
it's a badly-shaped potato

i still don't understand, so after eating the potato it is to go and shit that is your next move?

Conner44:


i still don't understand, so after eating the potato it is to go and shit that is your next move?

hmm. It's what I saw I collected na. Plus two onions

WailingGraduate:
hmm. It's what I saw I collected na. Plus two onions

lol, bro it is well, na who dey chop dey shit. so for you to make collecting tissue a priority then you must know where your next meal is gonna come from.

WailingGraduate:
have you met me before? I can proudly defend my result any where I go because i had to burn the midnight candle to get my certificate.

i’m not taking about your certificate.. I’m taking about your course of study and the lecturers that taught you.. most of the handouts they sold to you are their personal notebooks they used 40yrs ago when beg were a student like you..

I thought that was poop lol

Conner44:


lol, bro it is well, na who dey chop dey shit. so for you to make collecting tissue a priority then you must know where your next meal is gonna come from.

oh. Na wetin my hand touch na