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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Kriss216: 9:13am On May 25, 2021 |
99thEnemy:Lamborghini for girlfriend is understandable than stealing plantain for girlfriend. Nigerian girls will condescend your thinking ability. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by KenModi(m): 9:14am On May 25, 2021 |
lilvicky68: Can you explain better what exactly it means to ask wisely because the bible never did? |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by detectivejones: 9:17am On May 25, 2021 |
Mumu fasted to buy Lambo for a girl and not his mother
the breed of men this generation will make Solomon and others weep |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 9:18am On May 25, 2021 |
doggedfighter: Well God tells us to ask for anything, but also to 1.Ask according to his will and purpose 2. Ask for things that we aren't lusting after Suppose God gave him the Lamborghini 1. He would soon find that the cost of maintenance is very hefty 2.He would soon find out that the roads to drive the lambo are not there( even in the place where the lambo are made the roads are a tad too narrow for the car to be teat driven) 3. Why waste money on the lambo when you can buy a normal car for a fraction of the price and genuinely use the rest of the money to help the poor...which is what Jesus and also God spoke numerous times about? Or start a business that would employ lots of people? 4. If he thinks he needs a lambo to impress his girl chances are that that relationship is going to be based not on love but material things and they always don't end well. My opinion is that God said NO..and he went fasting to force God to change his mind. One pastor when he was young prayed for God to make a certain lady fall in love with Him. God said NO, pastor went into intense prayers God still said NO. Thirty or so years later he ran into the same lady, and let's say he was thankful he did not marry that woman Speaking as a Christian, I believe God can give me anything, but God too don't want us to become defined by what we have.. 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by gilsunk: 9:18am On May 25, 2021 |
How can u go to aboki shop to buy kilishi when aboki has travelled for Sallah. Do you know you can be sent to the bokoharam's sambisa as punishment for this your crime. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nonexisting: 9:18am On May 25, 2021 |
Vagina people cause most of the crimes committed by men. This mumu wanted to kill himself with fasting over a vagina carrying idiot. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by 99thEnemy(m): 9:18am On May 25, 2021 |
Kriss216: let me rush oh! I am late for school ... before that wicked maths teacher come and flog me. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by EmmanuelScott1(m): 9:20am On May 25, 2021 |
Simpson showcasing his talent |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by olmoRoc: 9:21am On May 25, 2021 |
What do you have for God to multiply so you could buy the Lamborghini? It was actually for a girlfriend who would take the car and varnish, not his wife. He needs to read the entire bible instead of tempting God. I wonder if he understood what God must have told ihim during the fasting. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Shegz4god(m): 9:24am On May 25, 2021 |
doggedfighter:You err and your prayers aren't answered because you pray amiss and ask for pleasure.. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Ykc2(m): 9:25am On May 25, 2021 |
Muslim committing suicide bombing for 72 virgins no stupid reach this man |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by PlayMaker14: 9:26am On May 25, 2021 |
99thEnemy:The Africa Headquarter of SIMPING activities and where you find large numbers of miserable SIMPS is Harare, Zimbabwe... I am not surprise. 3 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 9:29am On May 25, 2021 |
The prayer for Lamborghini wasn't even meant for him, but for one useless bae.
Men being simp from time immemorial |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Euegene100001: 9:31am On May 25, 2021 |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Nobody: 9:32am On May 25, 2021 |
Meanwhile the makers of lamborghini are not religious |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Farki: 9:33am On May 25, 2021 |
When we say religion is for mumus they won't hear. But it must be God working in mysterious ways again. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Mikael0407(m): 9:44am On May 25, 2021 |
This man is an ultra simp |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Hassanmaye(m): 9:54am On May 25, 2021 |
doggedfighter:Are you telling me what we are preaching is a scam 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Ladylawyer(f): 9:55am On May 25, 2021 |
What religion has done to an african man can never be quantified. In saner climes, if You want a child you Bleep like your life depends on it and maintain a healthy lifestyle but hear in africa, a woman will leave her husband every night from one vigil to the other. Who will get you pregnant? If you want a good lifestyle that will fetch you a powerful car then work! |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by ImaIma1(f): 9:57am On May 25, 2021 |
doggedfighter: It has to be according to the will of God. If God gave us everything we asked for, we'll all probably be dead. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Georgejeez: 10:00am On May 25, 2021 |
What pains me the most is his church members who didn't make any move earlier to rescue him from his joblessness by providing a job for him , contributing £30k hoping to arrive at the £150k so that the simp can actualise his simple dream of buying a Lamborghini for the so called girlfriend . Girl that I am 99.999999% sure doesn't have the means to fuel and maintain the Lamborghini. Or did they think that a Lamborghini can be maintained with the power in the blood of the Lamb? . The church should be renamed SIMPLETON CHAPEL and EWU ministries .. The other day it was one Nigerian idiot who risked his life to steal plantains so that he can realise 10k so his lazy ass girlfriend can buy make up. I have vowed that my son's will never watch Nollywood and zee world movies , that will be a commandment to all my future baby mamas 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by ImaIma1(f): 10:00am On May 25, 2021 |
xpressionx: Him plus the church members that were making donations for the Lambo. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by mechanics(m): 10:00am On May 25, 2021 |
Hmmmm, I don't think he's a Christian, faith without works is dead. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Goldenhoney: 10:02am On May 25, 2021 |
He had a heart of loving and caring, he only acted in wrong way and ignorance . Thanks God he didn't die in d process |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by SolarEdge: 10:12am On May 25, 2021 |
Another calamity THE ELECTRICITY DOCTOR....CHECK MY SIGATURE |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by Awoo88: 10:19am On May 25, 2021 |
If I were God, I will let him die and send him to meet Satan and continue the fast |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by integrity16(m): 10:22am On May 25, 2021 |
Misplaced priority. |
Re: Zimbabwean Bedridden After Fasting For God To Give Him Lamborghini For His Babe by membranus: 10:29am On May 25, 2021 |
Righteousness2: Oga, Nairaland is not your church. Stop begging for tithes and offering here. Your prosperity preaching holds no water here, many are intellectuals on this platform. It is what your masters in the craft are doing to delude and extort the poor and the ignorant. And they will be judged for it. Why not preach "Seek ye first the kingdom of God and its righteousness and other things shall be added unto you". That will be more plausible. |
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