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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Fantazy(m): 7:10pm On Jun 22, 2021
Someone like should be a good example to the younger generation.
But here, reverse is the case!

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by adeefe: 7:21pm On Jun 22, 2021
See en head like cockroach oni ranu buruku
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Richandsimple: 7:44pm On Jun 22, 2021
Marriage is not for everybody.......

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Daddymiracle: 7:47pm On Jun 22, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

The Man is not a serious human being, responsible husband won’t have other side chicks

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Munzy14(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2021
Twoclans:


With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.
grin

Side chics helping men with bad and arrogant wives since days of Solomon...

Well this was how a friend became second wife from side chic, first madam slap her...she maintain her cool...And months later oga paid dowry and perfect others...now she is comfortable with 4kids...And pushing her 4matic last time she visited...cheesy Life is cooler when u cruise round town with 11million naira+ suv weh oga the fuel sef..

Wife weh no calm down will become concubine when number2 enter.....

Life is sweeter when a man is loaded...cheesy

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by errigdee: 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2021
Mugu for just say him want SHINOR ...
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by amaniluka(m): 8:29pm On Jun 22, 2021
After making her a wife
He will still leave her at home and carry another side chick Mumu man old fool
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Damaski: 9:29pm On Jun 22, 2021
Oga no be that one be the thing o. Polygamy dey your eyes before, you just dey look for a way to marry second wife. Continue....
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by olabrinks(f): 10:16pm On Jun 22, 2021
DriveByKiller:
the thing touch toy reach bone sha.

Now how's than man supposed to be preparing for grave? What's the age difference between both of you?

when I say preparing for grave, I don’t mean it in the literal sense. A man with grey hair/ a mature face represents old age. Someone of his age should not be talking about side chicks, that’s more of a discussion between teenagers. You have to respect your age, I’m so sorry.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by mariahAngel(f): 10:46pm On Jun 22, 2021
Munzy14:

grin

Side chics helping men with bad and arrogant wives since days of Solomon...

Well this was how a friend became second wife from side chic, first madam slap her...she maintain her cool...And months later oga paid dowry and perfect others...now she is comfortable with 4kids...And pushing her 4matic last time she visited...cheesy Life is cooler when u cruise round town with 11million naira+ suv weh oga the fuel sef..

Wife weh no calm down will become concubine when number2 enter.....

Life is sweeter when a man is loaded...cheesy

Na wah o!

I no know say life don reach this level. I must be really naive.

I'm shocked sha.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Munzy14(m): 11:06pm On Jun 22, 2021
mariahAngel:


Na wah o!

I no know say life don reach this level. I must be really naive.

I'm shocked sha.
I gbara last....grin

Hahahahahaha...Life is more than what we read here o...ife na eme for real...

Shock kwa, lekwa gi...u want to collect most shocked award from buhari?...grin

The world is moving fast, u have to buckle up.

Onye hie ura, a nara ya diya...grin
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Hathor5(f): 11:10pm On Jun 22, 2021
olabrinks:
when I say preparing for grave, I don’t mean it in the literal sense. A man with grey hair/ a mature face represents old age. Someone of his age should not be talking about side chicks, that’s more of a discussion between teenagers. You have to respect your age, I’m so sorry.

It's even ridiculous when teenagers do it but I agree that it is more ridiculous when a man at his age does.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by mariahAngel(f): 12:08am On Jun 23, 2021
Munzy14:

I gbara last....grin

Hahahahahaha...Life is more than what we read here o...ife na eme for real...

Shock kwa, lekwa gi...u want to collect most shocked award from buhari?...grin

The world is moving fast, u have to buckle up.

Onye hie ura, a nara ya diya...grin

I'm actually not missing anything.
Life can move on without me biko...I don't feel the need to catch on grin
We all can't be the same.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Munzy14(m): 12:15am On Jun 23, 2021
mariahAngel:


I'm actually not missing anything.
Life can move on without me biko...I don't feel the need to catch on grin
We all can't be the same.
Lol

O dikwa risky....for an aspiring mother...cheesy


The way life is now, u need to be 2times smarter, in other to train ur kids well......Uwa emehele anya..

Unless you will be in 1945 ,while in 2021...cheesy
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 12:34am On Jun 23, 2021
This is why many men have no legacy. Concubines are not wives there is a reason why. If you put outsider over your own family na fail be that. When you die soso curses on your head.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by WowSweetGuy(m): 1:04am On Jun 23, 2021
Correct papa yo
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by raystanley(m): 6:05am On Jun 23, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Some people never grow up, they just grow old. His white hair would've fooled people into thinking he's sensible. If you respect yourself, your marriage, your wife and possibly kids, why would you go about having a side chick? This is not about being an "Alpha male", this is just about COMMON SENSE. If you met your wife with her Side guy in public, would you be quiet? She is human and emotions can make her do anything at the moment.
Life isn't as complicated as y'all make it seem. When I'm single, I can do as I like with anyone I please, as long as its consensual and of age.
When I'm in a relationship, I stick with one female. Nobody forced me into a relationship and nobody will force me to stay if I lose interest. If I want kids without sticking to one woman, then I have baby mamas.
If I'm married and I want more than one person, the I go for polygamous marriage or have an open relationship, that'll be done with the consent of my partner. Aye o le f'eni to ni gbagbo pe aye o le
Ye! Savaged.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by MockingHaters: 6:58am On Jun 23, 2021
No be only Alpha male na Omega male
OlayemiAshraf:
A fvcking Alpha malegrin
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Hathor5(f): 7:05am On Jun 23, 2021
Biglittlelois:

On top cheating abi? Never knew being an Alpha male means bragging with side chicks....

The things these people take pride in. Imagine being proud of being a fvckboy. In the next breath they will shout family first and family values. Useless generation. undecided

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Hathor5(f): 7:06am On Jun 23, 2021
If the woman decides to have and upgrade her side-boys his kind will kill off his entire lineage. Two can play that game. Nonsense people.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by DriveByKiller: 8:05am On Jun 23, 2021
olabrinks:
when I say preparing for grave, I don’t mean it in the literal sense. A man with grey hair/ a mature face represents old age. Someone of his age should not be talking about side chicks, that’s more of a discussion between teenagers. You have to respect your age, I’m so sorry.
you have to apply your rules judiciously without bias.

If that man who should be in his 50s isn't supposed to talk about side chick, then a teenager still feeding from his parents has no business talking about girlfriend/boyfriend let alone aide chick.

It goes both ways.

Anyways grey hairs /baldhead no longer represents old age anymore.

As some woken now hit menopausal in their 30s so some men now have grey hair and baldhead in their 30s and 40s.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Babaibeji2020(m): 8:23am On Jun 23, 2021
Kondomatic:
Says the man that disrespects his wife and dishonors his marriage.

Nonsense and UK medical trip.

If you like upgrade the side chick to "Town-Head" las las she will still catch you with another "just friend" that you upgraded to her former position and the circle continues.

I will still be here to type "pele" when a daughter of second Timothy finally bathes you with acid.


What do I even know?.
.... Nonsense & UK medical trip......?
Could you be referring to uncle bubu?
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Walkee: 9:15am On Jun 23, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue
my grandfather had around 12 wives and many concubines, is he also a coward?

Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Walkee: 9:17am On Jun 23, 2021
Barbiturate:
Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home?
You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age
what wedding vows?
There are no wedding vows during traditional wedding.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 10:34am On Jun 23, 2021
It's only a man that is not reasonable that says this type of thing if you have side chic I as ur wife will have side guy I don't know why some men feels women are slave to them

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by holyfather(m): 12:33pm On Jun 23, 2021
Princedapace:


oga, polygamy is not a crime. He maybe a muslim, he maybe a traditionalist. When will u christains even begin to stop juging everyone based on ur new testament standard? Even jews dont see crime in polygamy. It is strictly for christains in new testament.

Most of una role models in the bible had more than one woman and many side chicks. He has done no crime having a side chick

Polygamy is not a crime in the New Testament
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by cococandy(f): 2:51pm On Jun 23, 2021
Hathor5:


The things these people take pride in. Imagine being proud of being a fvckboy. In the next breath they will shout family first and family values. Useless generation. undecided

All those “values and morality” policing only applies to women. According to them, God has a different set of rule for women and a different set for men.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Hathor5(f): 3:12pm On Jun 23, 2021
cococandy:


All those “values and morality” policing only applies to women. According to them, God has a different set of rule for women and a different set for men.

Very selfish and hypocritical people. They don't do what is right but what is best for them even if it means hurting others along the way. This is the very antidote to morality and also the reason why they live in a shythole. What goes around ...

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by tammie24: 3:55pm On Jun 23, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Some people never grow up, they just grow old. His white hair would've fooled people into thinking he's sensible. If you respect yourself, your marriage, your wife and possibly kids, why would you go about having a side chick? This is not about being an "Alpha male", this is just about COMMON SENSE. If you met your wife with her Side guy in public, would you be quiet? She is human and emotions can make her do anything at the moment.
Life isn't as complicated as y'all make it seem. When I'm single, I can do as I like with anyone I please, as long as its consensual and of age.
When I'm in a relationship, I stick with one female. Nobody forced me into a relationship and nobody will force me to stay if I lose interest. If I want kids without sticking to one woman, then I have baby mamas.
If I'm married and I want more than one person, the I go for polygamous marriage or have an open relationship, that'll be done with the consent of my partner. Aye o le f'eni to ni gbagbo pe aye o le
you will live long!
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Belafonte(m): 12:20am On Jun 24, 2021
Twoclans:


I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.

Perfect

A lot of women will deny this, but this is the truth about how most women think. Society is just forcing y'all to stick with one average, or even poor, man.

Abeg do you jare kiss

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