Over 70+ members and counting.
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*I want a girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write beware of him,he is my boyfriend*���

*CRAZY* ��

A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7:30pm after work. He hadn't announced to his wife so she was very upset.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend is just sitting there looking shocked.

*Wife*: "The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

*Husband*: "Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration !"

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� *Police extend hand to driver, driver come pour am hand sanitizer, na the matter we dey settle for roadblock since morning.*

*Wen your neighbors start Dropping keys with you Just know that you are The only jobless person in Your compound*


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*Instead Of U Giving Her Umbrella, U Are Telling Her To Enter Ur Room Make Rain Fall Finish. Oga, When Ur Room Become Noah's Ark?*



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*Husband hug wife from the back� wife shouted*�
*Oga landlord wait ooh, let my husband go work first *

*Wahala be like wentin?*

*Please someone should pity me and date me nau, it’s not good o. All the love songs in my head just dey waste, I no see who I go sing am give

satelliteDISH:
Over 70+ members and counting.
Only interested persons will be added.

drop the group link

*Don't be a boring wife..once in a while when mother in law is around,go naked and touch your bombom and say Mama this is what your son is enjoying*

Enigmaticmi4:
drop the group link

Thanks. i don't really understand how to make WhatsApp links click able here.

The last time I added a WhatsApp link in one of my nairaland threads, it wasn't going through with so many complaints thereafter.

So how do i do it properly.

Just copied it now

https:///C7kp9F8SC75BE1Icn1eAPQ

Or drop your number and i will add you manually.

Dating a jealous Girl Is so stressful*

She will be like "I saw a Lady looking at u, Why did you allow her to see u?

Whites : oh� He's gone....Rip !! �

Ghanaians : when i saw him licking orange� i didn't know he was saying good bye���

When i get married even taking a selfie with me won't be easy. I will be like "let me discuss with my wife first"

*As you pray for a good woman, pray for her friends to have sense too. They are the Board Of Directors.*

*If you know, you know*

E reach my turn to date you, you're telling me that "You've been hurt a lot, you're scared of me", Na me hurt you

*If you don't take your woman out, someone else will. Ask Adam, He left Eve alone for 10 mins & the snake took her out for lunch, she even brought takeaway for Adam and the aftermath is what we are still settling till now.*

*Girl in a s.ex shop*

Girl: where is the artificial pen'is section?

Salesman: that corner.

Girl: how much for this big red one?
Salesman: sorry Madam that is a fire extinguisher�.
Ladies n greediness.

*Nothing lasts forever. The breast that is looking at your face today, will be looking at your shoes tomorrow*

���� *� happy weekend*

*The System Has Made The Scammers Laugh at University Graduates ❗️*

*Carrying bluetooth speaker around while playing music is an absolute ghetto and stupid behaviour!*

*Stop it!!!*

My Girlfriend Left a Note on my Refrigerator saying "This isn't Working goodbye "......I just Opened the Fridge and it's working just Fine ....Women know nothing about Fridges

When praying for those in prison, please remember our sisters waiting for abroad Boyfriend for over 5yrs

*If you have curves, it will clearly show on your pics without stressing. Sister, pls stop standing like you're playing corner kick*

*How can i be gently drinking Garri in my house and someone will come and tag me on facebook saying he/she is with me in KFC with 10 others, eating pizza... If I want to lie, I will lie. Nobody should lie on my behalf, I want to make heaven, please!*

*"Tell Her Yourself"*
A lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr., you are so handsome can we meet later today? Man replied 'I'm married'. The woman continued; "and so? You can just tell your wife you're going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there".........
and the man replied;
*"Tell her yourself, she's the one doing your hair".*
I can't stop Laughing
U shd not laugh alone
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*DO U ALL REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN WE USED TO ENTERTAIN VISITORS WITH PHOTO ALBUM..*
*NOW All THEY WANT IS CHARGER�

*If you know you don't have money, pls reduce your pot belly, we're tired of respecting the wrong people

*Cigarette of #250 is now #500*


*Even to die Young in this country is now expensive *

*U went to sleep over in a man's house and he's touching u, u said pls, I didn't come 4 this! Did u come for NIN registration?*

*You like fat girls but you don't like stretch marks,,,,, Uncle are you normal?? They go together*