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You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 10:27pm On Jun 09, 2021
Stop it

I mean it...

Like right now

Don’t go any further....

I warned you quite alright.

You think YOU can handle it right?

Read on...

How did your day go?

No seriously....

How did it go?

Secure Country,Freedom of Speech,etc

Do me a favour,wake up from your Slumber...lol

Well,it is what it is...

I’m not a magician...

I can’t promise you the Country will get better(not saying it can’t though)

What I can assure you of is getting what you want in Gadgets,how you want it BUT not the WAY YOU expect it...

Does that make sense to you?

Let me explain

You see....

You want to acquire a Phone,Laptop,PS5,etc

I know you want no problem getting them with no issues,a warranty & more

That shouldn’t be a Problem at all.

But it happens everyday...

I won’t forget a scenario a Vendor sold a faulty iPhone to Someone and when this person realized....

Well...Guess what?

The Vendor claimed it was her fault

You see

I’m not trying to say he was totally wrong.

But how about the Vendor making an offer like I’m going to right now?

Can you handle this?

Alright here we go....

BUY any Phone from Gadget Mart

-With Warranty

-FREE Delivery

-FREE Accessories for USED Gadgets only.

OMG

Isn’t that cool?

Well here’s the interesting part

You’ll be getting a FREE Oraimo 20000mah Pilot 2.1A Power Bank

Omoooooo xInfinity

Yes READ ThAT againnnn

A FREE ORAIMO Power BANK!!!

BUT...

This is a Limited Time offer...

JUST TEN SLOTS

Yes,just TEN orders and the deal is off..

Meaning YOU could miss out

Sure you want that to happen?

Well,Your Choice

I wouldn’t miss out on this if I were you...

GOT Enquires? I’m here for you


PS Don’t forget to clean up, I’m sure this offer made you cum a lot....lol
Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 10:34pm On Jun 09, 2021
iPhone 12 Pro,Brand NEW

128GB of storage for your Documents,Pictures,Videos

Great Battery Life

One of a kind Processor,to increase your Productivity,no need to worry about Crashing,hanging....

Awesome Display and Camera for your Branding,Pictures,Videos,name it...

This comes with

-FREE Delivery

-Warranty

-the FREE Power Bank...

This is going for N551,699.

Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2021
Brand NEW iPhone 11

128GB of storage

Factory Unlocked

Also comes with the free delivery,warranty and the FREE Power Bank....

N364,799

Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 10:39pm On Jun 09, 2021
UK USED

iPhone XS MAX

256GB of storage

Factory Unlocked

Comes also with the FREE Delivery,Warranty and FREE Power Bank...

With FREE ACCESSORIES!

Going for N297,699

Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 10:44pm On Jun 09, 2021
UK USED iPhone 11 Pro Max 64GB Factory Unlocked

Free Accessories,Free Delivery with THE FREE Power Bank...

N411,199

Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by laluski(m): 11:03pm On Jun 09, 2021
Fool..use another way to monitise your scam..

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Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by stupidmod3: 6:43am On Jun 10, 2021
undecided


........................................

YOU INTO MUSIC? CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 6:46am On Jun 10, 2021
laluski:
Fool..use another way to monitise your scam..


Okay Sir
Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by CelebCircle: 6:50am On Jun 10, 2021
Tonto Dikeh & Dbanj Hold Hands & Pray Fervently! See The Full Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVebIv3lKxE
Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by omojesu202(m): 8:31pm On Jun 10, 2021
Toyinig:
Stop it

I mean it...

Like right now

Don’t go any further....

I warned you quite alright.

You think YOU can handle it right?

Read on...

How did your day go?

No seriously....

How did it go?

Secure Country,Freedom of Speech,etc

Do me a favour,wake up from your Slumber...lol

Well,it is what it is...

I’m not a magician...

I can’t promise you the Country will get better(not saying it can’t though)

What I can assure you of is getting what you want in Gadgets,how you want it BUT not the WAY YOU expect it...

Does that make sense to you?

Let me explain

You see....

You want to acquire a Phone,Laptop,PS5,etc

I know you want no problem getting them with no issues,a warranty & more

That shouldn’t be a Problem at all.

But it happens everyday...

I won’t forget a scenario a Vendor sold a faulty iPhone to Someone and when this person realized....

Well...Guess what?

The Vendor claimed it was her fault

You see

I’m not trying to say he was totally wrong.

But how about the Vendor making an offer like I’m going to right now?

Can you handle this?

Alright here we go....

BUY any Phone from Gadget Mart

-With Warranty

-FREE Delivery

-FREE Accessories for USED Gadgets only.

OMG

Isn’t that cool?

Well here’s the interesting part

You’ll be getting a FREE Oraimo 20000mah Pilot 2.1A Power Bank

Omoooooo xInfinity

Yes READ ThAT againnnn

A FREE ORAIMO Power BANK!!!

BUT...

This is a Limited Time offer...

JUST TEN SLOTS

Yes,just TEN orders and the deal is off..

Meaning YOU could miss out

Sure you want that to happen?

Well,Your Choice

I wouldn’t miss out on this if I were you...

GOT Enquires? I’m here for you


PS Don’t forget to clean up, I’m sure this offer made you cum a lot....lol





Visit a psychiatrist
Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by OtunbaBlack(m): 10:57pm On Jun 10, 2021
My prick no gree stand with how expensive your stuff is compared to general market price. You should be in jail

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Re: You’re Going To Cum So Hard When YOU Read This,with This Juicy Offer..... by Toyinig(m): 8:11pm On Jun 11, 2021
omojesu202:


Visit a psychiatrist

After you Sir.

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