Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,190,245 members, 7,939,926 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 September 2024 at 02:17 PM

Two Words! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Two Words! (843 Views)

Describe This Photo In Two Words / What Two Words Contain Thousands Of Letters? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Two Words! by UZORY007: 11:12am On May 04, 2011
A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on.

One day he met a princess named Josie and he wanted to say "My Princess".

The next year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess, i love you".

The third year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess I love you, will you marry me?" But, the young prince, now growing older knew he would have to wait a couple more years.

So, on the fifth year, excited to finally present his question, he visited the princess.

He approached her respectfully and asked, "JOSIE, MY PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

And the princess said, "Pardon?"
Re: Two Words! by dani1luv: 11:19am On May 04, 2011
LOL. . . , . u try wink
Re: Two Words! by UZORY007: 9:43am On May 05, 2011
Thanks Moderator
Re: Two Words! by yinkalink(f): 9:46am On May 05, 2011
Eyah!!!
Re: Two Words! by babyme1(f): 11:09am On May 05, 2011
lol grin
Re: Two Words! by Nobody: 2:51pm On May 07, 2011
awww ):
Re: Two Words! by yinkalink(f): 3:51pm On May 07, 2011
Yield Lol. Funny username you. Wbu rate of return? Are u related?
Re: Two Words! by Nobody: 4:10pm On May 07, 2011
yinkalink:

Yield Lol. Funny username you. Wbu rate of return? Are u related?

My username's funny? Enlighten me, pls. (:
"Wbu rate of return? Are u related?". Pls clarify.
Re: Two Words! by yinkalink(f): 8:29am On May 08, 2011
Dont mind me,was speakn in real estate terms cos ur u‘name is a concept in real estate. Its also known as rate of return
Re: Two Words! by Sophizzy(f): 4:48pm On May 08, 2011
Lol. cheesy

I pity him sha. . . love is wicked.
Re: Two Words! by patrickjef(m): 1:53pm On May 09, 2011
what a big law, am so sorry
Re: Two Words! by UZORY007: 4:43pm On May 31, 2011
eyah!
Re: Two Words! by lysaa(f): 5:13pm On May 31, 2011
Too bad prince charming.

(1) (Reply)

Long Dicck / State Of Nigerian Education! / Do Not Open

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.