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Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Kewtt: 7:38pm On Jul 02, 2021
Care to share the alternatives to sex offered by your partner who wasn't in the mood or wasn't ready for sex.


My colleague's girlfriend who did not want to lose her virginity had no qualms about her anus being bleeped.....

What's yours

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Kewtt: 7:38pm On Jul 02, 2021
Interesting things happen under those rooftops

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Obakashdee(m): 8:03pm On Jul 02, 2021
My virgin ex would prefer me rub my d between her thighs to make me come and go, chai I don suffer

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jul 02, 2021
Penetration wasnt allowed



Heads all the way like we both ritualist


And me I be omo babalawo. kiss

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by candyguyofficia(m): 8:57pm On Jul 02, 2021
azraeljaheel:
Penetration wasnt allowed



Heads all the way like we both ritualist


And me I be omo babalawo. kiss

grin grin grin
Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by danietohbadt(m): 9:08pm On Jul 02, 2021
When you order Pepper Soup from an Ibo woman, there's one they call "Orisirisi"

Chaaai.... So many things dey happen for Naija.

I swear, I never know wetin my eyes never see for nairaland.

Una no go kee person

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Herrick: 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2021
azraeljaheel:
Penetration wasnt allowed



Heads all the way like we both ritualist


And me I be omo babalawo. kiss

Babalawo oni ilakula sad

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Kewtt: 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2021
danietohbadt:
When you order Pepper Soup from an Ibo woman, there's one they call "Orisirisi"

Chaaai.... So many things dey happen for Naija.

I swear, I never know wetin my eyes never see for nairaland.

Una no go kee person
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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Emodeee: 7:37am On Jul 03, 2021
Obakashdee:
My virgin ex would prefer me rub my d between her thighs to make me come and go, chai I don suffer


did you now deflower her before she became your ex?

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Emodeee: 7:39am On Jul 03, 2021
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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Kewtt: 8:29am On Jul 03, 2021
Emodeee:
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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Offpoint1: 8:39am On Jul 03, 2021
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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Obakashdee(m): 9:46am On Jul 03, 2021
Emodeee:



did you now deflower her before she became your ex?

Nah I didn’t, I didn’t even ask for seex, I just let her go, I don’t have strength for virgins

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Emodeee: 10:07am On Jul 03, 2021
Obakashdee:


Nah I didn’t, I didn’t even ask for seex, I just let her go, I don’t have strength for virgins


Hmmmm.

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Re: Alternative To Sex Offered By Your Partner? by Obakashdee(m): 11:29am On Jul 03, 2021
Emodeee:



Hmmmm.

Na so gee

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