Pastor Dream Slayer....Continued

I enter pastor office, he say...Alagba, Ejoko...i sit down, cross leg

He say....Oke isoro yin tidi petele!...i say Amin..he say....oya let me hear ya dreams

I say, thank you sir.

The pastor wear him glasses push him neck come front dey listen

So as I sleep, I see eja aro...cat fish, e carry dinosaur that wear canvas on the top and start flying, pastor say...wait, wait...Cat Fish carry Dinosaur?...i say Beni sir!..Pastor say....Okay continue....i continue

The dinosaur carry ibon ibile (Local Gun)...they now go to swimming pool...that is how small doctor just appear with Beyonce and shout

Hain Hain Hain Hain..Beyonce now say..Baoun Sin Geeeeeeel

Pastor shift him Neck go back.., e say...Shema nfagbo?..do you smoke weed?...i say, iranmi ofari!..my generation have not smoke before!.

So Daddy, the Dinosaur now come down and tie wrapper and start dancing skrrrrr gbese!...Leg work, Zanku, Shoni CC, bill am, efcc nbo..Japa...

Everywhere silent, pastor just focus on my face dey look me...e dey shock somehow....i come pause, I no talk, pastor too no talk, we just dey look ourselves....i say...Can I continue daddy?

Pastor say....It has not finish?..i say No, he say...Okay

I continue, so Daddy, the Cat fish is dancing krrrri gbese!, Gbe body eh!..i dey dance zanku to show pastor wetin I mean...so Zlatan jus enter!!...shout

Eko Wejenle!!

Pastor say....What is Zatan?..i say...Zlatan Ibile sir...Kapaichumarimarichopaco.

Pastor say...wait, Kileje sun?..wetin you chop sleep?

I say...Fufu iya Kamilu sir, I eat 6 sir, ebi ano yen oda, and it is only God that knows what mama Kamilu always put in her fufu, it's like it is Were, yes, madness, that thing is always too hard.

Pastor say...edeje mefa were yen?..and you eat 6 of that madness?...with disgust on his face

I say Yes.

Pastor say: that Gun that the dinosaur carry, where is it?.

I say...Kilefesishe sir? Wetin you wan take am do sir?�

To be Continued or ends here, depending on the response ��