chatinent:


Exhaust, ndewo.

the greeting made me remember how Igbo students (sec school) greeted their teacher during Lang class

But slowwormir de smoke from morning till night

Feel at home na him e turn my house to brothel and weed jungle,any smoker for my area na my house be their meeting point

I don chop vulture na

sunshineV:
people dey chop snake? na vulture remain laidis

Dogasas:
Invited this girl, feel at home later turn to I'm not leaving your home. 5 days she never go back her house. Weytin dey always pain me pass na the way she go dey spread her pant for my bathroom. For her mind she dey claim territory be that.

That pant spreading is almost a tradition...

Feel at home na him this guy open one tin of condensed peak milk empty am for one cup of tea; tin milk that 2 persons could've used fa

chatinent:
Nna eh,

Feel at home hanty carry my singlet clean makeup.


Mehn.

Una don experience this feel at home shock before?

Mine was a friend of mine in Uni, as per lack of funds or probably insufficient funds for an all exclusive lifestyle, I try as much as possible to get basic things in bulk and go broke rather than having cash at hand and lack them at home... This guy came and I told him to get what he wanted from my cupboard, baba carried tea and milk drank and another round that will last me for about five rounds and I told him he done overdo am, he jokingly told me na me be boss na,I just tell am say next time no lele...
The much awaited next time duly arrived, and he thought I was joking I gave him garri and sugar and he requested for milk and I told him no after much persuasion from my house mates that I should just forgive him I gave him #20 to go buy Dano instead of allowing him use my Hollandia... He learnt his lessons the hard way...

cayorday89:

Mine was a friend of mine in Uni, as per lack of funds or probably insufficient funds for an all exclusive lifestyle, I try as much as possible to get basic things in bulk and go broke rather than having cash at hand and lack them at home... This guy came and I told him to get what he wanted from my cupboard, baba carried tea and milk drank and another round that will last me for about five rounds and I told him he done overdo am, he jokingly told me na me be boss na,I just tell am say next time no lele...
The much awaited next time duly arrived, and he thought I was joking I gave him garri and sugar and he requested for milk and I told him no after much persuasion from my house mates that I should just forgive him I gave him #20 to go buy Dano instead of allowing him use my Hollandia... He learnt his lessons the hard way...

...and that Dano is now #50. Nigeria has a way of spoiling the mood sha.

I accomadated a stranger 2 days ago, I told him to feel at home immediately baba carry d 5 alive and d snacks i kept on d table

Na feel at home make Joshua wey I squat for school carry my money go play Bet9ja..

Feel free dear: Aisha use 2pieces of dried catfish cook Indomie still do very tick tea ontop �

Feel at home nigga, turn my apartment to brothel, until one day he brought home a woman old enough to be called Aunty.

That broke the camelback for me.

Uni days oo, small feel at home wey I tell two of my course mates(babes) dem enter my kitchen, half all my foodstuffs oo…

Feel at home. Na so my mama bring one girl come house from our church after her mama travel go Benin for business. Meh that time I dey 18 years. She fit dey like 19-20 Sha. Well, I enjoy her company a lot that year o. But the major problem be say. On to say my mama tell her make she feel at home. Babe get her own room o. But our room dey close together. She dey leave her door open always even when she wan bath or rub cream for body. Oboi come see enjoyment. Free tv shows. This girl Breast big die. I dey look am steady everyday. Na night worst pass. Babe go open the door wide. When I talk to my friends about am. This guys dey find any means to come my house o hahahaha. I get one question. I be one tell her about her door but but I dey feel say she dey do am on purpose. I do bad thing for not letting her know about it.

chiiraq802:
My exact words then in Skool.

Babe feel free oooo, its my room.

Naso Ogechi carri remote change my live Euro 2016 final match(France vs Portugal) to Zee world.

Anyways shaaa, she paid dearly that night for making me miss that Eder 25 yard long shot.

Badt guy ��

Feel at home,
The babe carry my cream and designers shirt move o

FRANKOSKI:
MY GUY'S BABE LEFT THE VISITORS ROOM COME WAKE ME UP WITH Mouth Action (HE WAS DRUNK) I REJECTED & ACCEPTED . IT'S THE BIGGEST SECRET I HARBOR.

Your guy or your guys babe? He was drunk. Were you? Stop trying to confuse the gods.

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[quote author=Sluacoast post=103643840]Feel at home. Na so my mama bring one girl come house from our church after her mama travel go Benin for business. Meh that time I dey 18 years. She fit dey like 19-20 Sha. Well, I enjoy her company a lot that year o. But the major problem be say. On to say my mama tell her make she feel at home. Babe get her own room o. But our room dey close together. She dey leave her door open always even when she wan bath or rub cream for body. Oboi come see enjoyment. Free tv shows. This girl Breast big die. I dey look am steady everyday. Na night worst pass. Babe go open the door wide. When I talk to my friends about am. This guys dey find any means to come my house o hahahaha. I get one question. I be one tell her about her door but but I dey feel say she dey do am on purpose. I do bad thing for not letting her know about it.

Girl wey u go bang, u go dey dull….mmmttttcccchhhhwwwww

HundredWays:
feel at home feel at home.. weyrey use my towel dey clean im shoe

Lwkmd

Feel at home...by the time I come back, she don spread pants and bra outside ...for boyz hostel for that matter

Dogasas:
Invited this girl, feel at home later turn to I'm not leaving your home. 5 days she never go back her house. Weytin dey always pain me pass na the way she go dey spread her pant for my bathroom. For her mind she dey claim territory be that.

Please where is she supposed to spread her panties? In your sitting room?

If you guys changed your boxers everyday, I am sure you would understand that they would be spread somewhere and it has nothing to do with marking territory. She has to spread them out to dry!!!

I don’t understand you blokes always complaining of a woman spreading her panties. Is something wrong with you guys up there? Should she package dirty panties in her box and travel back to base?

Feel at home feel at home, I accommodated a friend of mine cos he had issues with his rent.

A week into his staying, Bros invited his friend to my room after they supposedly agreed that (his friend) who had this girl he wanted to taste her cookie and it was my room that was the lodge

On the said day I wasn't around, came back home and wanted to access my room, to my surprise I was locked out, called out my friend no answer(he wasn't around either), after much wait I decided to force the door open, that was wen the weyrey opened the door and was interrogating me(my own room) pushed him one side and entered, saw that my bed was been defiled babe was embarrassed and hid her face.....

I just told the weyrey, u're in my room please excuse me. Not to b too harsh I allowed them dress up.... Quarried my friend wen he came back

Themainboy22:
Feel at home feel at home, babe decided to spend the night. Called the next day to inform me that she forgot some of her clothes (pant and bra) in my room, Told her to come around 4PM to pick it. I came back from work, waited for the babe but nowhere to be found. I decided to sleep not until around 10PM, I heard a knock on the door, went to open it, behold it was this babe with a bag full of clothes and I was like which kind wahala be this. Long story short, She spent the night again, refused to go and started pretending peforming some wife duties. I was pissed because I wanted to hit and run. It took alot of advise and counselling from family and friends, to finally came up with a good tactics to evict her after three weeks.

So u no want make we come for naming ceremony?

Before you come my place, we must have discussed the day you are leaving

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I dey small that Time bro. Boy never Sabi all those things that time. I'm 26 now. She just give me free tv. Thank God say I control myself. Konji fit go make me do nonsense o. Lol

Feel at home, he left WC & urinated on bathroom floor

vickydankal:
I and my husband had long stop the use of "feel at home" in our house. The last time we did, a church member lived with us for 2 years and 8 months. In fact he left because we paid for a self con apartment for him and he kept coming for Weekends until my husband told him off. The man can finish 3 cups of garri at 8pm dinner and still go out boil 3 packs of noodles by 10pm
It seems that word is meant for the Rich guests

Na obiageri be him name?

Munzy14:

That pant spreading is almost a tradition...

chatinent:

I visited my female lecturer one certain time. Mehn, see fish stew everywhere.
I chop fish to the bone so they I tire. I come ask her which fish bi this..

She was like “fish? It's snake.”
I no no say she be lalasticlala sister.
I made sure I threw up that night.

Fvck

bigcee:

Is this the man you're talking about?

HMMM SOMEONE MADE ME TO GO LOOK FOR PAD AT MIDNIGHT... NO BE EVEN MY BABE OO BUT MY BABE FOLLOW GO THE PAD HUNTING >last last,na my new singlet she use hold the flows till day break .... CHAII

pocohantas:


Please where is she supposed to spread her panties? In your sitting room?

If you guys changed your boxers everyday, I am sure you would understand that they would be spread somewhere and it has nothing to do with marking territory. She has to spread them out to dry!!!

I don’t understand you blokes always complaining of a woman spreading her panties. Is something wrong with you guys up there? Should she package dirty panties in her box and travel back to base?

That's a trivial issue sha.

No girl spreads such outside fa.

Karleb:



...and that Dano is now #50. Nigeria has a way of spoiling the mood sha.

As in, no be small thing, the Hollandia then that cost me roughly #40 (carton price) or less then is now #80, if na now for this Buhari era, na from the first time I go Para give am say it done do, I no go gree am Second chance...